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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/VladaKnowlton/status/1632472219606712320?s=20

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Tigey posted:

To be fair, that sounds exactly like something Elon Musk would say

https://twitter.com/Prune602/status/1632517330377768960?s=20

https://twitter.com/Prune602/status/1632519221593743361?s=20

a failson is born

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

KirbyKhan posted:

Twitter died in the war. Still bad

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love you man but don't post here lol

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

"ill have you know that's just standard British cuisine"

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

a pipe smoking dog posted:

I'm British and suddenly realising how weird it is we don't eat squirrels given how much people viscerally hate them (the forrin grey ones at least).

Do they taste bad? I figure they are probably like nutty rabbits.

american squirrel is fattened by nacho cheese, fried mozzarella, and mayo burgers but also battered with bud light so ymmv

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
can they not get the drill sarge to go over to the dealership and smoke the dodge salesman for taking advantage of heroes?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:

Brits wish they had squirrel. Now they're so broke they are eating fish 'n chips without the fish. Just the chips. And no that's not hyperbole. Brexit really hosed over fishing hard.

not even the chips! They're eating scraps! The leftover part of the deep fried batter at the end

who has no potato now?!

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

HonorableTB posted:

do we have any poles in here? I stopped by the beer store and wanted to try some new beer so I got a couple pint bottles of Okocim based solely on their slogan "O.K. Beer", it's p good IMO. Kurwa!

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
when you're so Czarist you're Caesarist

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Noblesse Obliged posted:

“P” word please. That word is triggering to some for obvious reasons and is basically a slur now. Please don’t say it.

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lmao

knob

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
it's over Ukraine, I have captured your tank

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
i kinda assumed it was the yakity sax of eastern europe

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

when both sides accuse you of bogarting ammo, you're clearly doing something right!

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

PinheadSlim posted:

I've bought a lot of Russian ammo in my life for professional and recreational reasons and it's never been this bad. If that's true then :lmao:
thank you for your service
:patriot:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/Maks_NAFO_FELLA/status/1633825336101306372
Which crystal ball did these geniuses use to make this prediction?

China ran it in a state of the art simulation: a Genshin Impact RP mod

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
that dirt fire drill just sums up the whole thing

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Lord Awkward posted:

I expected to see a shovel used, entrenching tool, a helmet, something? No, just trying to pass handfuls of soil to the guy up top

Russian supply chain. Naturally just assumed a percentage falls off the truck

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1634250549850943491
Local shortages mean that Britain is suffering, just like they're being forced to eat squirrels that was actually for controlling pests? :rolleye:

my No Food Shortages in Russia headlines got a lot of people asking questions answered by my headlines

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Prigozhin: "We will change our name to Rengaw"

Hideo Kojima: "That's loving cringe bro"

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Cthulu Carl posted:

I wonder what Norse runes they'll decide to corrupt.

the Stussy S

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Lol, China's measuring Russian territory for curtains. Totally normal thing for an ally nation to do when your nation's doing fine internally and your military's winning your war.

Chinese peace brokering

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...





:downsrim:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1635250179355066369
Winnie the Pooh will hold a virtual meeting soon with President Zelensky. Though everyone knows that Pooh can be trusted as far as one can throw him, so there's that.

Zelensky: "Look I'm not expecting much from this meeting-

Xi: "Love you guys, keep doing what you're doing. We're going to take back Vladivostok before next winter. Think you can keep it up?"

Zelensky: "...."

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
to be fair shoigu wanted to look at some of that wood

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Telsa Cola posted:

Recruiting high schoolers in Moscow seems like a bad idea

They are nowhere near as weapons proficient as their American 🇺🇸 counterparts

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
How could NASA do this?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

CommissarMega posted:

Russian propaganda has been full mask off for a while, it's not surprising. That said, I kind of want to see that Prigozhin movie :allears:

there's already a Prigozhin movie

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1635539349776351232
What even the gently caress, we know Vuhledar was disastrous for Russia but jeez :stare:


looks like a math formula for figuring out the optimal number of dudes you need to help you plunder before you need them gone to keep it for yourself

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Russia probably orchestrated the train derailments and are wondering why America doesn't care about Ohio

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/nexta_tv/status/1635609882505379840?s=20

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Nessus posted:

Also, where do you get the new Sukhoi?

not much

what's Sukhoi with you?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Pekinduck posted:

My Russian coworker still has dual citizenship. Their passport is expiring but they feel weird just going to the consulate right now.

don't wanna get mobilized and shipped back through diplomatic cargo?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

DiomedesGodshill posted:

Not sure what lead Seagal to go all in on Russia. So weird.

no #metoo movement

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

zone posted:

https://t.me/strelkovii/4210
Huh, that's interesting. Apparently Strelkov's great grandpap participated in, and was wounded, during the Brusilov Offensive. When he went back home he became a deputy commissar, but later ended up being exiled.

this is the problem with Russia today, no more cancel culture. They'll just let in anyone connected to counter-revolutionaries

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

zone posted:


https://twitter.com/EuromaidanPress/status/1635945263759077376
e: A new recruitment drive for another 400,000 mobiks has been issued in Russia. Where did the last 300,000 go? :thunkin:

on April 1st no less

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

busalover posted:

I mean it's like Legos.

really painful if you step on them too

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
"not a colored child in sight, and with the 11th economy in the world!"

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

mobby_6kl posted:

Just noticed that the post office has a sweatshirt with the raccoon that the russians stole from the zoo:

It's around $20 here: https://postmark.ukrposhta.ua/index.php?route=product/product&path=120&product_id=1531

Tbh it’s funny both team Russia and team Ukraine made a big deal about this considering it’s just going to piss all over Russia’s stuff and steal the chickens they stole from Ukraine

If Ukraine really wants we can give ‘em 100 times more than we have reaper drones

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Man I didn’t get a grenade when I went to Russia. I did t even get the Simpsons nesting doll

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

Wait until you find out about the Piss Crone

I know not what ww3 will be fought with but ww4 will be fought by Piss drone vs piss crone

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Pablo Bluth posted:

A bomb they were preparing for use in a residential building probably went off during assembly....

Comedy option: FSB agent bought home an NLAW as a war trophy and was showing it off.

putin shrugs his shoulders

"The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed"

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