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Talk about having restraint for a guy who constantly made your life a living Hell. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyU6iGjfK1c We're only here to un-do the damage you've done to our family name.
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Earnest died on my birthday Darn you Vern!
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He was scared stupid op
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Ernest saved Christmas. Vern let him off the hook for that one.
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Vern is a lich and the small, inoperable bullet fragments lodged in Ernest's torso are his phylactery.
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If electrocution couldn't kill him, why would shooting him work any better?
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Vern should have gone to jail instead of Earnest
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Know what I mean vern
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you ever wonder if jim varney and patrick stewart ever got together to commiserate about being shakespearean actors who got stuck playing beloved but ridiculous american tv characters?
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He thought about it a couple times but got too overwhelmed with memories of their one tender, awkward, passionate night of love, lo those many years ago
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Jules Verne died when Hemingway was like 6. So he probably just never got the chance.
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YourFamily posted:Talk about having restraint for a guy who constantly made your life a living Hell. finger on trigger, open bolt, magazine clearly empty. i rate this gun tutorial 2/10.
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Buce posted:finger on trigger, open bolt, magazine clearly empty. i rate this gun tutorial 2/10. How about this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-yEbK8U7kc
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Mar 6, 2023 05:35
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you've poisoned my youtube recommendations with ernest clips you son of a bitch
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It was sad at the time but god did us a real solid taking Ernest when he did. Can you imagine a post 911 Ernest? An Ernest Q. Worrell?
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Mar 6, 2023 05:59
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Buce posted:you've poisoned my youtube recommendations with ernest clips you son of a bitch
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Why did Vern not suck, gently caress, gape, and eat the poo poo out of Ernest's rear end in a top hat? Why did he not piss straight into Ernest's shithole? Why did Vern not manifest Ernest Goes to Hell through the power of a .45?
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man he did so many commercials SO MANY like he was a regular on the TV for a local burger joint
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MrQwerty posted:man he did so many commercials Yeah and that poo poo owned
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Yeah and that poo poo owned gently caress yeah I miss watchin him ask Vern if he's had/got any Blake's Lotaburger
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Vern knows that Ernest is no ordinary man. Vern knows what lurks within. Fear will break a man.
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Dick Fontaine posted:It was sad at the time but god did us a real solid taking Ernest when he did. Can you imagine a post 911 Ernest? An Ernest Q. Worrell? Ernest Did 9/11
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Animal-Mother posted:Ernest Did 9/11 Ernest Goes to Jannah
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Ernest Goes to Jannah Ernest Deflowers His 72 Virgins We're only here to un-do the damage you've done to our family name.
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he did shoot Ernest but Ernest survived and forgave him but it wasn’t in the movies, it happened in one of the books in the Ernest Extended Universe
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YourFamily posted:Ernest Deflowers His 72 Virgins Hey Virgins!
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Jim Varney on “Viva Variety,” 1997 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xdZ_exeass
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Which terrible rereg poster are you OP?
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why does ross the largest friend
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Which terrible rereg poster are you OP? Every other post you make is some poo poo like this and then the other 50% is whining about how people post or calling people aids
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MrQwerty posted:Every other post you make is some poo poo like this and then the other 50% is whining about how people post or calling people aids So it's your alt?
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Mar 6, 2023 10:59
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Being mad In an Earnest thread
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:So it's your alt? Why would I have an alt, you're just boring as gently caress
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MrQwerty posted:Why would I have an alt, you're just boring as gently caress I take it that's a yes, then.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I take it that's a yes, then. Do you do anything other than whine and bitch
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MrQwerty posted:Do you do anything other than whine and bitch Would you believe me if I said yes?
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Would you believe me if I said yes? I've never seen it
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MrQwerty posted:I've never seen it Read better threads.
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