|
I had this book
|
#
?
Mar 6, 2023 14:39
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 7, 2024 06:42 |
|
|
Ernest Goes to Israel
|
|
#
?
Mar 6, 2023 15:43
|
|
|
kntfkr posted:Ernest Goes to Israel and destroys it in hilarious hijinks
|
|
#
?
Mar 6, 2023 15:50
|
|
|
Hey Vern, they got their own concentration camps! Vern!
|
|
#
?
Mar 6, 2023 15:50
|
|
|
kntfkr posted:Ernest Goes to Israel Hey Vern! I'm gonna harpoon me this here whaling wall
|
|
#
?
Mar 6, 2023 15:50
|
|
|
gentlemen, please, you can't fight in here, this is the Ernest thread
|
|
#
?
Mar 6, 2023 16:38
|
|
|
Extra Large Marge posted:Hey Vern! I'm gonna harpoon me this here whaling wall Lol
|
|
#
?
Mar 6, 2023 16:56
|
|
|
what about the time the guy tried to snipe ernest and just kept missing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7w8fNlCszU
|
|
#
?
Mar 6, 2023 17:08
|
|
|
I just now realized he saysquote:"Boy I bet them were some great times..." What great times from World War II are you specifically referring to Ernest? We're only here to un-do the damage you've done to our family name.
|
|
#
?
Mar 6, 2023 18:54
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Mar 6, 2023 19:21
|
|
|
YourFamily posted:I just now realized he says Ernest was on the shores of Normandy, flailing around like a loving moron as bombs fall and shots rang out around him. Ernest of course, would like you to believe that he was fighting on the Allied side.
|
|
#
?
Mar 6, 2023 19:23
|
|
|
what's the point of a jean vest
|
|
#
?
Mar 6, 2023 19:27
|
|
|
Deki posted:Ernest was on the shores of Normandy, flailing around like a loving moron as bombs fall and shots rang out around him. He was the only member of the Waffen S.S. to receive a Congressional Medal of Honor and a Presidential Medal of Freedom. You know, because of all the friendly fire.
|
|
#
?
Mar 6, 2023 19:33
|
|
|
kntfkr posted:what's the point of a jean vest It’s stylish you idiot
|
|
#
?
Mar 6, 2023 19:37
|
|
|
kntfkr posted:what's the point of a jean vest The vest is obviously cursed because he seems fine whenever he isn’t wearing it.
|
|
#
?
Mar 6, 2023 19:38
|
|
|
kntfkr posted:what's the point of a jean vest Let’s people know what outlaw motorcycle club you’re affiliated with.
|
|
#
?
Mar 6, 2023 19:40
|
|
|
Deki posted:Ernest was on the shores of Normandy, flailing around like a loving moron as bombs fall and shots rang out around him. “Hey Vern! Check out these Bangalores I found on that dead over there! Boy oh boy did those Krauts cave his face in, let’s take the fight back to them!” Vern then proceeds to use Ernest as a human shield as Ernest almost blows off his knees with a Bangalore. We're only here to un-do the damage you've done to our family name.
|
|
#
?
Mar 6, 2023 20:09
|
|
|
Who the gently caress are y'all talking about
|
|
#
?
Mar 6, 2023 20:12
|
|
|
Ernest P. Worrell
|
|
#
?
Mar 6, 2023 20:12
|
|
|
Vern: The Ernest Story
|
|
#
?
Mar 6, 2023 20:13
|
|
|
kntfkr posted:what's the point of a jean vest surely you jest
|
|
#
?
Mar 6, 2023 20:15
|
|
|
YourFamily posted:I just now realized he says The good times at the wacky Nazi POW camp Stalag 13, as documented in the TV sitcom "Hogan's Heroes".
|
|
#
?
Mar 6, 2023 20:22
|
|
|
We need to have an audio AI generate us some new Ernest quips.
We're only here to un-do the damage you've done to our family name.
|
|
#
?
Mar 6, 2023 20:41
|
|
|
Ernest Goes to Auschwitz
|
|
#
?
Mar 6, 2023 21:03
|
|
|
YourFamily posted:“Hey Vern! Check out these Bangalores I found on that dead over there! Boy oh boy did those Krauts cave his face in, let’s take the fight back to them!” I am not 'Vern', I am Oberleutnant Werner and you will treat me with respect as your commanding officer. "Heh, whatever you say, Vern"
|
|
#
?
Mar 6, 2023 21:17
|
|
|
Theree was a transporter accident now there is only Vernest
|
|
#
?
Mar 6, 2023 21:18
|
|
|
Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Theree was a transporter accident now there is only Vernest how does that even work
|
|
#
?
Mar 6, 2023 21:19
|
|
|
Jail > Scared Stupid = Christmas > Camp > School > who gives a gently caress about the rest Honorable mention to the ads, tv show and Dr Otto for being their own thing.
|
|
#
?
Mar 6, 2023 21:20
|
|
|
Ernest is established as being bullet-proof at the end of Goes to Camp.
|
|
#
?
Mar 7, 2023 01:34
|
|
|
Kid me (in Canada) never knew about the commercials, I knew him from his Saturday morning show. And then the movies started appearing and I thought they were spun off from the show, in a reverse Pee Wee Herman kind of thing. What a tragedy that we never had an Ernest and Pee Wee crossover 
|
|
#
?
Mar 7, 2023 02:08
|
|
|
Jim Varney lived by a code.
|
|
#
?
Mar 7, 2023 02:16
|
|
|
Deki posted:I am not 'Vern', I am Oberleutnant Werner and you will treat me with respect as your commanding officer. "Heil Vern!" was canceled as the pilot aired
|
|
#
?
Mar 7, 2023 02:23
|
|
|
BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:He was scared stupid op
|
|
#
?
Mar 7, 2023 02:34
|
|
|
What a himbo.
|
|
#
?
Mar 7, 2023 05:17
|
|
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9JOUcd_GFk
|
|
#
?
Mar 7, 2023 05:34
|
|
|
Vern is V Ern. The commercials are on a VHS tape that makes this all clear to Vern, who punches a mirror to reveal that he is V Ern.
|
|
#
?
Mar 7, 2023 05:42
|
|
|
Long ago I sent my kid this video as a joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGEDsVOCZAA If you are a parent, you know what to do.
|
|
#
?
Mar 7, 2023 06:34
|
|
|
Yvershek posted:Long ago I sent my kid this video as a joke. "These steps might as well be Mount Everest" is probably my favorite line ever
|
|
#
?
Mar 7, 2023 09:53
|
|
|
We never saw Vern's face. Are we 100% sure he wasn't the triggerman in Existo? Ernest died as he lived, true to his ideals, betrayed by his friends, nude and covered in oatmeal. https://youtu.be/NVHYjHapvsY?t=3395
|
|
#
?
Mar 7, 2023 10:21
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 7, 2024 06:42 |
|
|
Buce posted:finger on trigger, open bolt, magazine clearly empty. i rate this gun tutorial 2/10. good news, that weapon fires from an open bolt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZC14BNLXZE
|
|
#
?
Mar 7, 2023 14:44
|
|
