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The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022

The Wicked ZOGA posted:


lmfao

Is there a pyf stupid rear end SFM video cos I could go for that

I ctrl-F'd a bunch of pages and didn't find anything. So here it is!!!!!!

Machinima is the art of making computer-animated video from pre-existing assets and engines. Mostly used for shitposting afaik. SFM stands for Source Filmmaker, which I'd assume is most commonly used since it's on Steam and free.

Pretty much all of an0nymooose's ouevre is worth checking out, here is a classic example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7Tps0M-l64

I would also consider 3D Movie Maker to be machinima:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGJKeESLBpQ

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selan dyin
Dec 27, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXQwx1EolD8

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022

Did you know that was made by Jerma? I don't even fully apprehend who that guy is

selan dyin
Dec 27, 2007

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Did you know that was made by Jerma? I don't even fully apprehend who that guy is

i did but I don't really know who he is either

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVCGqcXzLak

Man I remember playing this right from Quake back in the day.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Machinima Mania Made with WOW CS GTA SAMP HALO STAR WARS BF2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwCdUPBq3jw

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

I have never watched the entirety of Seal of Nehahra because it's four god damned hours long


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UaiDBJMhjM

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EcNp7Mpdo0

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Did you know that was made by Jerma? I don't even fully apprehend who that guy is

Some kind of humanoid variety show given sentience and internet access

Good soup! posted:

I have never watched the entirety of Seal of Nehahra because it's four god damned hours long


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UaiDBJMhjM





what the gently caress

Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM2rFZGujhk

always thought this one was very cute.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

Good soup! posted:

I have never watched the entirety of Seal of Nehahra because it's four god damned hours long


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UaiDBJMhjM

This is unwatchable. Every scene could be 75% shorter if they just cut to characters having arrived wherever they say they're going. There's no reason we need to actually follow the general's slow rear end walk from the barracks to the lift to the hallway to the laboratory, especially since there's no dialogue and just the sounds of Quake stuff going on. Scenes fade to black and amusingly keep going for a full minute... I suppose these are all problems from running this whole production directly from Quake. I suspect some of the scenes take so long to end because it can't transition until a sound loop ends? This is a 38 minute movie if someone just edited out everything that doesn't need to be there.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
My favorite Machinima is Freeman's Mind. All of it. Every stupid video that takes this guy too long to make is my favorite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SQhfkpX9bc

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



drat as soon as i saw the thread i was gonna post Rule Breaker lol

Practical Problems:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RYeKYj4vEY

iirc the creator used a hacked up kinect to do motion capture

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



oh yeah also this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHJfafgLxBw

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
drat, I made some animations with DeluxePaintIV on an Amiga back in 93'. I have them on a floppy disk but there's nothing that will read the file format now. One was a guy jumping a 3 wheeler over 3 cars but messing up the landing and rolling over a bunch of times while getting mangled up.

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

Can we change the map?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9uo9uo6Mnc

I remember being blown away by this in 2000. It's like a TV interview... in a game! Very late 90s internet poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tII1uW__zs

GamingGargoyle's a modern classic, imo. Sure, his videos are heavily edited, and quite monkeycheesy, and basically like a more primitive SFM vids but with old FPS games and MIDI music... but I love them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUzN6kXg4eg

Something more modern:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HYRTJr8EyA

GTA 5 machinima/music video commisioned by a synthwave band

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



PureEvil6_13 posted:

drat, I made some animations with DeluxePaintIV on an Amiga back in 93'. I have them on a floppy disk but there's nothing that will read the file format now. One was a guy jumping a 3 wheeler over 3 cars but messing up the landing and rolling over a bunch of times while getting mangled up.

oh poo poo i would love to see those*. i have a bunch of hypercard "demos" i made when i was like 10, i think i converted some to gifs a while back with a weird combo of unmaintained python apps i found on github and poo poo

e: * there are like vintage computer/media societies that will help people copy stuff off weird old disks or tape or whatever, for free or for pay probably depends on where you are

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



re gta music videos, vanessa carlton's thousand miles is the only one in my heart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeSdSrCKp-8

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

laserghost posted:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tII1uW__zs

GamingGargoyle's a modern classic, imo. Sure, his videos are heavily edited, and quite monkeycheesy, and basically like a more primitive SFM vids but with old FPS games and MIDI music... but I love them.

Whoa, is this a sequel to a Quake 1 one? Or... man, I'm having weird nostalgia flashbacks from like the year 2000.

(investigating...)

There was a Quake 1 machinima that involved... well, I don't remember everything, but I'm pretty sure it took place entirely on E1M1, and it had a segment where two guys thought they were a mirror reflection of each other, and it ends with someone saying "he just needs some coffee" and everybody laughing for some reason.

Anyone have any idea...?

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
there was a golden age of TF2 animations long ago

none of that feature length bullshit, just well-animated, smartly done little shorts. the good poo poo

HIT DETECTION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yd1YpPZ0XM&hd=1

RED ZONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPexIWhB_50&hd=1

SKELETON DANCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENWRKtnEWiA&hd=1

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022

Carthag Tuek posted:

re gta music videos, vanessa carlton's thousand miles is the only one in my heart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeSdSrCKp-8

OK but why are there so many taxis

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



The Wicked ZOGA posted:

OK but why are there so many taxis

its fake new york man

(i think its an artifact of some mods if you loaded too much stuff it didnt spawn as many different cars, and depending where you are the rng is adjusted ie more yellow cabs in manhattan more trucks in the sticks, but idk)

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72VXMjO14oc

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

Is nope.avi a machinima?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



laserghost posted:

Is nope.avi a machinima?

yep.avi




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0w57ZoloYc

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007

Suleman
Sep 4, 2011
Warning: Some jokes about depression and self-harm ahead:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b550jyzGj5Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiuyhxp4w9I


Also, a classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmOCsiZgAbg

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDJp5nHxWEQ

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

I would also consider 3D Movie Maker to be machinima:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGJKeESLBpQ


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBioMyhSBao

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
edit: wrong thread

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




good effort but no way near as well done as the original imo

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
one of my all-time favorites, GENTLEBOT HELL, only thing I don't like is it maxes out at 720p
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLPkKZS6q9k&hd=1

BEARD FORTRESS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm2xvO6e6f8&hd=1

NO MERCY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSFnTHALtvw&hd=1

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

This is my favorite TF2 music video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cY67PQFOVE

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
lol that was literally the next one I was going to post

I think this is still my favorite TF2 animation, combining the trailer for hotline miami 2 with TF2 characters, using the halloween masks in a brilliantly perfect fit for hotline miami
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE3M4CLhZAM&hd=1

the animation is flawless, the style superb, the violence stark, it's an incredible short

edit: god drat the scout's jump-roll-launch to flying kick the blue demoman in the head is still just so perfect even today. that animation is 8 years old and still looks so good

Captain Invictus has a new favorite as of 07:31 on Mar 13, 2023

Cooked Auto
Aug 4, 2007

If you will not serve in combat, you will serve on the firing line!




Speaking of classic Machinima, there is always this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qas9vDLW__c

I take no responsibility for any repressed memories coming back before/during/after watching it.

Pretty sure I still have a whole bunch of them on one of my external drives from back when I my machinima phase. Might take a look and see what's there.

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

Not sure if this counts, as

quote:

BloodSpell employs filming techniques known as machinima, and is the first feature-length production to use BioWare's Aurora Engine, developed for the role-playing video game Neverwinter Nights, to generate the video portion of the film.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wld_IUy6X8

quote:

Strange Company have asserted somewhat controversially that, as of 2006, BloodSpell, was the largest machinima production.

Phyzzle
Jan 26, 2008
When the kids watch tf2 animations these days:

https://youtu.be/uJMk8kqma3k

https://youtu.be/IQ7n3k7M1GU

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Dead Fantasy is an all-timer.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHA3opXjcd0

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

machinimas and chill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9esyOP1oZQ

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PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

Carthag Tuek posted:

oh poo poo i would love to see those*. i have a bunch of hypercard "demos" i made when i was like 10, i think i converted some to gifs a while back with a weird combo of unmaintained python apps i found on github and poo poo

e: * there are like vintage computer/media societies that will help people copy stuff off weird old disks or tape or whatever, for free or for pay probably depends on where you are

I'm seeing that I can download emulators for DpaintIV. I'm going to see if I can get it working at home sometime. I hope that floppy drive is still readable after 30 years.

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