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ITT GBS stands for grizzly bowel syndrome
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Mar 7, 2023 23:48
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Green Bloody Stools
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Mar 7, 2023 23:50
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If the blood is bright red, you probably just tore your rear end a bit. If the blood is real dark, it could be a problem, which seems tremendously racist honestly
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Mar 7, 2023 23:58
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I had this issue for a while and I saw a doctor and they recommended a colonoscopy. I never bothered to do it then I went to urgent care for something unrelated and remembered to bring it up and they actually looked at my butt and I just had hemorrhoids the whole time. Anyway frank blood usually isn't too concerning compared to melena. Or so I've heard.
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Mar 8, 2023 00:43
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If the blood is bright red, you're probably dead. If the blood is real dark, you're in Denmark.
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Mar 8, 2023 01:10
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They lowered the age for colonoscopy to 45. I heard the prep part is the worst thing about it.
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Mar 8, 2023 01:15
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I like to shove a camera up my rear end before hand just so I can keep an eye on the doc and make sure everything is on the up and up
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Mar 8, 2023 01:18
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Now I have to get a colonoscopy at 34 because my brother got diagnosed with rectal cancer last year and he's 40. This time I'm actually going to follow through. Not looking forward to it. Luckily they couldn't schedule me for like 8 months just to see the gastroenterologist so I've got plenty of time to think about how much I don't want to do it!
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Mar 8, 2023 01:24
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Show up with a buttplug already inserted to assert dominance
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Mar 8, 2023 01:30
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Dixville posted:Now I have to get a colonoscopy at 34 because my brother got diagnosed with rectal cancer last year and he's 40. This time I'm actually going to follow through. Not looking forward to it. Luckily they couldn't schedule me for like 8 months just to see the gastroenterologist so I've got plenty of time to think about how much I don't want to do it! I wish you the best of luck with your rectum!
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Mar 8, 2023 01:30
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There's actually not enough blood in my stool lately which is why I've ordered a rod-shaped pumice stone for my b-hole.
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Mar 8, 2023 02:13
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People said I was a fool for making this thread, but already we've learned how to change the color of poop with common household ingredients, and we're learning so much about our poop chutes. We are working miracles ITT, and if the mods don't sticky this thread then it is they who are fools.
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Mar 8, 2023 03:06
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PlaysGamesWrong posted:Show up with a buttplug already inserted to assert dominance This is the way.
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Mar 8, 2023 03:06
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Dixville posted:Now I have to get a colonoscopy at 34 because my brother got diagnosed with rectal cancer last year and he's 40. This time I'm actually going to follow through. Not looking forward to it. Luckily they couldn't schedule me for like 8 months just to see the gastroenterologist so I've got plenty of time to think about how much I don't want to do it! In all seriousness though, God bless. Being diligent about preventative maintenance is the best thing you can do to extend the life of your car/house/body.
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Mar 8, 2023 03:08
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If the doctors really wants to mess around in there I say just let them, if you got nothing to hide then whats the problem?
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Mar 8, 2023 03:48
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Never had blood in my poo poo, just on the toilet paper because i eat garbage and sit on the toilet too long
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Mar 8, 2023 03:52
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If you eat blood you poo poo poo poo, but if you eat poo poo you still poo poo poo poo. You can't explain that.
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Mar 8, 2023 04:09
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PlaysGamesWrong posted:If you eat blood you poo poo poo poo, but if you eat poo poo you still poo poo poo poo. You can't explain that. Dogs can eat poo poo then poo poo blood. I seen it
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Mar 8, 2023 04:25
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PlaysGamesWrong posted:If you eat blood you poo poo poo poo, but if you eat poo poo you still poo poo poo poo. You can't explain that. God created mankind in his image
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Mar 8, 2023 04:25
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I thought you could poo poo into a box and mail it to science instead of having to get the “you are old now” colonoscopy now?
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Mar 8, 2023 16:12
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Konar posted:I thought you could poo poo into a box and mail it to science instead of having to get the “you are old now” colonoscopy now? The Letter Of Intent To Sue sent to me by Neil DeGrasse Tyson's lawyers says otherwise, but I'm not going to be bullied by a bunch of suits with fancy degrees.
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Mar 8, 2023 16:33
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Red blood is fine, it's hemorrhoids or anal fissures, just make sure you don't bleed to death or let it get infected, use something like prep h wipes or band aid hurt free antiseptic wash on your toilet paper. Black blobs in your stool is internal bleeding, that is not fine and you need to see a doctor asap.
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Mar 8, 2023 16:51
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I had a friend that went to the doctor for hemorrhoids and they gave him a “silver bullet” that he was supposed to cram up his rear end and leave in like a buttplug that would release medication for the roids, but when he told me I couldn’t stop laughing at the fact that the silver bullet buttplug had a slit cut in it to let farts out.
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Mar 8, 2023 16:52
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Konar posted:I thought you could poo poo into a box and mail it to science instead of having to get the “you are old now” colonoscopy now? It's only about 60% accurate and gives lots of false positives and negatives, it's probably best to get the colonoscopy every five years instead of every ten years. Don't be like Kirstie Alley.
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Mar 8, 2023 16:52
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McGavin posted:If the blood is bright red, you're probably dead. If the blood is real dark, you're in Denmark. lol
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Mar 8, 2023 17:05
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MoonshineWilly posted:I had a friend that went to the doctor for hemorrhoids and they gave him a “silver bullet” that he was supposed to cram up his rear end and leave in like a buttplug that would release medication for the roids, but when he told me I couldn’t stop laughing at the fact that the silver bullet buttplug had a slit cut in it to let farts out. There's nothing funny about farting through a medicinal silver buttplug. 
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Mar 8, 2023 17:14
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except if it sounds like a whistle
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Mar 8, 2023 17:35
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MrMidnight posted:They lowered the age for colonoscopy to 45. I heard the prep part is the worst thing about it. I had my first one a few months ago and yeah, the prep sucks. 24 hours of just blasting rear end constantly, and when you think you don’t have any more rear end to blast that’s when you discover truly how much poo poo your body can hold. The actual procedure? You’re out cold for 30 minutes and when you wake up you get to chill with some juice and go home.
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Mar 8, 2023 18:44
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If you’re wiping and there isn’t blood on the tissue then you’re not clean enough yet
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Mar 10, 2023 13:06
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Not sure how I went three days without seeing this thread, but I’m kind of an expert on the subject. If the blood is just a tiny little bit and mainly on the toilet paper, and is very red and fresh, the. You probably just have an irritated hemorrhoid somewhere. If the blood is dark/black then it is coming from much deeper in your rear end. Probably deeper than you’ve ever had something come in your rear end. Time to see a doctor.
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Mar 10, 2023 13:16
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Anyone else have perfectly fine poop on the outside but if you cut it open the inside oozes out blood? Brown burrata
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Mar 10, 2023 13:34
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Alucard posted:Anyone else have perfectly fine poop on the outside but if you cut it open the inside oozes out blood? Raspberry Russell Stover
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Mar 10, 2023 13:40
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Cut down on blood consumption, dracula
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Mar 10, 2023 13:45
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It is nice to see usernames like Alucard, Bloodfart McCoy, and Colonel Cancer posters. I was worried that this thread might lack the subject matter experts needed to really tackle this complicated and polarizing topic.
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Mar 10, 2023 14:49
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I took a huge solid poo poo that fuckin' tore a hemorrhoid right off and there was blood everywhere. It didn't keep bleeding though so I'm probably fine. Thanks for making this thread OP, now if I suddenly disappear people will know what happened and my story can be told.
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Mar 10, 2023 16:10
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Not sure how I went three days without seeing this thread, but I’m kind of an expert on the subject. name/post/thread But, for real, if you're making GBS threads black and you haven't eaten a bunch of blueberries, go to the doctor. I was pooping tarry, black stools for about 2 weeks. I regularly take my blood pressure due to meds, so I thought that my blood pressure meds were working! Then my BP kept getting lower, and lower. I ended up getting really dizzy and I couldn't focus on stuff before I left work. That night I took a ride in the ambulance, my BP was something like 60/40. I had fainted the weekend prior, but uhhhh just didn't really think it was no thing. Anyway, turns out alcohol abuse, and headache powders can eventually cause internal bleeding. I had to get 2 units of blood and stayed in the hospital for like 4 days. And a finger up the chute, 3 times.
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Mar 10, 2023 16:13
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Yup I just had a colonoscopy because my brother's dying of colon cancer. The prep is horrible but doable and its just a few miserable hours of disgust and discomfort, not "pain." making GBS threads water into the toilet while posting on GBS isn't that bad; the bad part is drinking the liquid. It used to be way worse just a few years ago, drinking like a gallon of solution in 2 hours but now it's just 2 large drinking size glasses full. I never knew that drinking something foul tasting is SO awful it tastes like you're drinking diluted in consistency [but not flavor!] laundry detergent with bleach in it. You can't puke it up and you gotta get it all down and you don't have very long to do it. It's awful BUT the procedure itself is nothing and you're knocked out for it and you don't feel bad after either. Colon cancer is one of the few cancers we can practically prevent because it can get caught way early, they can cut out the precursor polyps and you won't get it. So yes it sucks but suck those drinks down and get it done as soon as you hit 45. One important piece of advice for those of you with health insurance I found out when googling before my procedure: If you have no symptoms most insurance is going to cover the cost of a colonoscopy completely. If you do have/report symptoms, you might get charged around 2 thousand dollars ,something to do with being diagnostic rather than preventative. Just talk to your doctor. I had a little bit of symptoms but they still did not charge me thank God. [I'm fine]
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Mar 10, 2023 17:53
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Glad ur chute is good Spinz 
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Mar 10, 2023 18:10
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A healthy rear end in a top hat is something that should be celebrated
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Mar 11, 2023 00:29
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just eat a little vegetables op it's not that hard.
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