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was last seen in a giant room with fifty people that were dressed exactly like him
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improbably, suspect is on a beach with thousands of people, many of whom are wearing clothes similar to his, but distinctive. also there are waterskiiers jumping over a shark for some reason, as well as a bunch of nuns playing volleyball
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i see him! open fire! newscaster: tragic news today at the candy cane cosplay convention
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Mar 7, 2023 22:38
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Mar 7, 2023 23:42
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they told me to drop this case. but i couldn't. i still can't, even though they fired me for taking the investigation into dangerous territory. no matter what they say, i know he's out there. the motherfucker is still out there. at the dinosaur zoo or the medieval aquarium. in the country that's made up of people dressed like oranges and they fight people dressed like apples *gazes at an array of fantastical scenes across a makeshift information board* where ARE you
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I wake up in the middle of the night and see him leering at me from across the room. I grab my pistol and open fire. "I finally got the bastard" I think. *click click click* I rub my bleary eyes and see my corkboard is shot to shreds, the red thread that stripes it severed in innumerable places. I scream to stop from crying and throw my gun across the room. "God drat it where are you!?'"
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Mar 8, 2023 05:01
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no you fool thats his girlfriend *a day later* no you fool thats his best friend *a day later* that's his loving dog
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Mar 9, 2023 03:51
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baka fwocka fwame posted:no you fool thats his girlfriend
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goddammit, if he makes it back to australia his name autochanges to wally & we lose all jurisdiction
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"We found him, chief! It took us hours and we had to question hundreds of bystanders, but we finally found him." "Good, now find six shoes on the ground, eight parrots, a pig in a bathtub, and all of the Marx Brothers including Zeppo. I'm counting on you." 
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