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barnold


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
this kayem ballpark frank i got at kroger really gives you some bang for your buck. now wheres the relish


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Oculus Noctuae
*relishing

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Finger Prince


Jealous of your huge weiner.

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darn thought this was going to be a dog thread






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barnold


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

darn thought this was going to be a dog thread

im a cat person


Stoner Sloth

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

darn thought this was going to be a hog thread

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Stoner Sloth posted:

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

darn thought this was going to be a hog thread

lmao






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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Post your large American beef wiener op


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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Barnold post the wiener


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barnold


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
looking down, shocked: my freakin wiener! it's gone!


Finger Prince


I had the choice of buying long skinny wieners and short stubby frankfurters today and I went with the franks. Went with girth over length.

Areola Grande

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Scuba Trooper

baka of lathspell

good rear end thread


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Munkeylord

F350 for a leash

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Costco hot dog or gtfo

Quadramind

Bleary-eyed, I crack the garage door, slide my hand along the wall, fumbling for the light switch. I know it's still in here somewhere.

Clearing debris, damp cardboard boxes filled with the more valuable leftovers from hobbies I'd long ago lost interest in, little piles of dust and inscrutable collections of nesting material, insect chitin, cat hair, old tin cans, an endless array of forgotten, or unbegotten miscellany, to gradually uncover a crinkled, blue tarpaulin.

It's full size still mostly obscured in the shadows and by languid, ageless cobwebs, I step back, stumbling over awkward mounds of clutter. I catch my breath and make the call.

Later, with the boys standing in a loose semi-circle by the door, the bare light bulb sways gently, catching drifting motes in their endless, looping dance. I pull hard on the tarp, scattering a cloud of grit and mouse droppings. A chorus of stunned gasps fills my cavernous garage as I softly say to the doubtful gathered, "There she is, boys, my old, ginormous fuckin wiener"

That's when I really know for sure. Me and the old girl have one last caper left in us. I hitch my pants, grit my teeth, and hope to god I still remember how to do this.

Moments later, we thunder out into the cul de sac, almost tipping me backwards, out of the saddle and onto the tarmac.

"Easy girl!" I murmur, "Save your strength"

I show her the phone, steadying her until she's calm and attentive. There on the screen, she spots our quarry and begins to seethe. Her eye widens as I whisper,

"Seems like there's one last milf in our area"

My ginormous fuckin wiener rears back and howls into the sky.

sebmojo


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my cock (chickeni) is also very large

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quoting this again as I think it could inspire a great photoshop phriday thread






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Goons Are Gifts

baka fwocka fwame posted:

good rear end thread


barnold


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
it's not an rear end thread it's a wiener thread


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Areola Grande

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Stoner Sloth




:suspense::five:

Stoner Sloth

sign me up to follow the adventures of these two pals forever tia

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ok immersion ruined. that dog would have destroyed the apartment a long time ago

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baka of lathspell

barnold posted:

it's not an rear end thread it's a wiener thread

my mistake



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Munkeylord

freaking yo. that's too much wiener. that is at the meat cow stage

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Sherbert Hoover

Working hard, thank you!
hey there sailor, hope you brought bun length :wink:


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GoutPatrol

*Stupid Babby*

gotta admit I'm jealous of everyone in here

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yeah i got a huge wiener....... and it's driving me nuts!!!!!!


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Sherbert Hoover

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when someone says they have a fuckin ginormous wiener i've learned to be skeptical but you have proven me a fool :stonk:


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Areola Grande

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Sherbert Hoover posted:

when someone says they have a fuckin ginormous wiener i've learned to be skeptical but you have proven me a fool :stonk:





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i feel bad i bought my buddy hotdogs, 2x htodogs from the outside home depot, thats what i got too, hotdogs2x and chip and soda well,,, i misunderstood, he wanted a big spicy hog brat all along. just one 2

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