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Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

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ah thank you, a thread like this is just what the forums were missing

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Jul 28, 2003

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was he using a drone with night vision or something as well as an aerial spotter?

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Jul 28, 2003

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lmao i love this dumb forum

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Jul 28, 2003

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why riven

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Jul 28, 2003

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I’m reminded when I was a kid I read the first of the Myst novels and thought it was really cool. I found it recently and it did not seem well written but I still thought THE LORE was interesting. The lore being books linking to different worlds, and a civilization based around this power.

It did not include any of the aforementioned hosed up poo poo, but it was a prequel to Myst instead of the sequel; Riven.

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Jul 28, 2003

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<me seeing 680 unread posts first thing in the morning>

lmfao sagas thread is BACK, and once again 10 posts or less after I stop reading. What a doozy

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Jul 28, 2003

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jase1 was a loving legend, he had a ton of great stories but one that always sticks out to me was some guy who owed him money found out he was in vegas and tracked him down to pay him back (in of itself wild to me but I guess this is normal if you want to keep good standing in these sorts of circles). They started talking and MMA came up and the guy was apparently MAGA or at least super into MAGA fighter Colby Covington, so jase gave him a ton of poo poo and offered to bet every cent (in the thousands) the dude just paid him back AGAINST this piece of poo poo fighter. The guy declined so jase made him watch as he instead made a bet with the casino for the same amount, then went off to watch the fight. Colby thankfully lost and jase was one of the few in the sports book hootin' and hollerin about it, and I think made the guy also come watch him collect his winnings, too.

He also wrote an AMA about pool hustling and other gambling endeavors: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3475307

Tweak fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Mar 26, 2023

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Jul 28, 2003

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Captain Invictus posted:


when did he pass? did he get to see alex jones get clowned on by the courts, or did he go before then?


May of last year:

Mr Hootington posted:

Jase1's wife informed me that Jase passed away early this morning. I know he loved this community and site. That last run of bets and everyone joining in really meant a lot to him.

To the admins and mods through conversations I had with him outside of SA, he did not want his account permabanned. If something has to be done maybe some text under his avatar.

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Jul 28, 2003

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Best Friends posted:

I am definitely not an expert on the guy but in the mma threads at least I feel like he mostly lost. Like I came to remember his name as being that guy who made complicated bets on mma that seemed to almost but not quite work out over and over, for supposed large sums. I’d assumed he was either wealthy or life ruiningly profligate or both.

Yea while the MMA betting thread is named after him, "beating" his bookie (because he won too many of his large bets and was cut off), he certainly had his fair share of losses. Couple big ones, usually followed by breaks or pool hustling to get his bank roll going again. He worked or maybe owned a car dealership as well? So gambling was still his side thing. I think at least one goon visited him in Vegas a few times, but I'm not sure how often or if more did- though he was always offering.

He was absolutely committed to the bit if it wasn't true, between his weekly posting of his odds and the AMA. It's just more fun to believe either way

Tweak fucked around with this message at 05:06 on Mar 26, 2023

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Frank Frank posted:

All I’m saying is that if you’ve hung around career gamblers long enough (let alone someone who consistently bets MMA and wins wtf) - this is extremely unusual. Like, not impossible or anything but crazy unlikely. Even finding a book to take a bet where you’re at 200-1 odds is really hard even if your bet has no chance to hit.

Case in point: My old roomie and I got wasted and spent an evening calling AC and Vegas sports books to take a 13 team parlay on opening day before the NFL season even started and literally no one would take our money.

Anyway we drank a 32oz bottle of grand mariner, smoked a blunt and he threw up all over his girlfriend when we went back inside. Good times

E: no local bookie would ever ever EVER take a beating like that and let the guy continue to bet. Like; that isn’t a thing. Some guy hits big 2-3x and the book will stop answering your calls and we’re not even talking fantasy gazillionaire numbers like this guy was. You can take a casino for that kind of money. Bookies are largely just fantasy sports nerds these days. Some kick up to someone but most are just eeking out a living and can’t cover massive losses like that.

I mean he almost always posted about his bets ahead of time, so it wasn't like was exclusively telling stories like, "just cleaned house mother fuckers I bet on every single winner!" I found the post where his bookie cut him off:

jase1 posted:

My bookie cut me off today. He will no longer take bets from me. Hopefully I find one that will accept my bets before the Cormier fight because I want to place a large wager on him. This is the first time since I started sports betting a couple of years ago that I have been dropped and it feels loving awesome! I use to hear my gambling friends talk about that and I never knew I would actually have that happen to me and it's all because of this thread. I use to come in here and be mocked and I had to prove you guys wrong or it would have drove me crazy. I am such a douche for getting all riled up about internet posts but I am glad I did because I learned how to bet sports in a way that won't break me. Thanks again thread for doing what you do I couldn't have done it without you guys mocking me for betting on MMA. I am sorry if I am rambling but I am still pretty drunk from last night and all of this was in my head so now it's time to go to bed.

later that august

jase1 posted:

That loss put me at -17k for the month on my gambling. I have been getting my rear end handed to me at the poker table too. Wife shut me down for the month because she knows I will chase like a motherfucker and she is right. So we decided to go on vacation for 2 weeks until football starts. As long as Disney and Universal studios don't have things to gamble on I should be okay. I feel like overall in MMA I am still ahead but it can't be by much. At one point I know I was up to 30k profit from MMA gambling but since I changed bookies I lost most of my info on that. Awesome fight either way and I was going nuts went Diaz made that comeback at the end of the 2nd and all of the third. I thought with the takedown at the end of the fight it would have sealed it for Diaz but I guess I don't know poo poo about scoring because every where I have read says the scoring was pretty spot on.


It's actually sort of interesting to me to go back and see him at the start of this thread not betting like, 1k on a fight (also I guess pre bookie since he's posting ticket slips): https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3388320&userid=61059&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 Whenever I shared his bets with other people I usually said something like, "if this is real" because it's still the internet and all, but it also seems like just a weird gimmick to keep up for so long considering his ups and downs were still posted before the cards happened.

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Jul 28, 2003

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Also speaking of rich goons & while looking back on jase1's posts I see there is this user who hasn't posted in a while: https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=105732

Allegedly finished 2nd at some WSOP event? Jase repeatedly calls him an even bigger gambler than he is with an even bigger bankroll

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The Mayor of Knox county TN and noted masked wrestler/full on piece of poo poo Kane is allegedly a goon per an old anonymous confessions thread

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Jul 28, 2003

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edit23: wow i am in the wrong thread

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Jul 28, 2003

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cornhole owns, it is THE premiere tailgating sport. Other sports being hitting a nail into a log with a single swing and this one time I saw some people racing goldfish through a shallow maze using spray bottles

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