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testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


Sitting in a bar and loving Dave Matthews Band is playing… clearly I gotta do something about this

Considering throwing on my current go to track and I figured I might as well learn a little bit about goon’s favorite songs to subject their fellow bar* patrons / alcoholics to

BTW, going to spend actual money to hear Big Wet - Turn Up on the Weekend (getting things started early, sue me)




*type of bar and overall vibe is obviously a factor in this important decision

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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bcjJdWWkn0

Maigius
Jun 29, 2013


My dad used to owned a series of bars from approximately '78 to '91. When it came out Love Shack was played constantly. When it faded from popularity and Dad could take it out, the record was smashed and the pieces hung up in the back room. Needless to say, I'll put if on if there's a jukebox, especially if my dad is there.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

definitely the boys are back in town, op

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsgBpsNPQ50

I also do the dance, too

MagpieConcept
Feb 6, 2022

I live in the southern US so I'm always partial to this one if the mood is too heavy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uErKI0zWgjg

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Thin lizzy, the boys are back in town. The more times you can get it into rotation the betterm

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
Connie Watson by Trevor Moore

SgtScruffy
Dec 27, 2003

Babies.


Whitney Houston - I Will Always Love You.

The snare hit gets em every time.

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
What's New Pussycat

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

Got a rotation I use depending on the vibe of the bar:

Queens of the Stone Age - Give the Mule What He Wants
Souxsie and the Banshees - Cities in Dust
Talking Heads - The Great Curve
Steely Dan - Do it Again
Waylon Jennings - Lonesome, On’ry and Mean

If none of those fit and it’s still a jukebox sort of bar then I’m not sure what I’m doing there at all

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

I got banned from the jukebox at one of my usual spots back in SF because I refused to stop playing Kyuss over and over

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
What’s New Pussycat? 21 times

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!
It's Freak Scene, but if the patrons before me are listening to poo poo, I put on an entire Tangerine Dream album and leave, really get my money's worth.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Godzilla by Blue Öyster Cult and Girls Just Wanna Have Fun back to back

Quid
Jul 19, 2006

Disco Pope posted:

It's Freak Scene, but if the patrons before me are listening to poo poo, I put on an entire Tangerine Dream album and leave, really get my money's worth.

When I use to play in an amateur dart league, I would play Alice's Resturant on the way out of bars I didnt like.

dinahmoe
Sep 13, 2007

Lido Shuffle, all day, every day.

butthole pornpig
May 12, 2013

The lens is conveniently housed in the pig's ass
On the way out - O'Malley's Bar by Nick Cave

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



Hip Hop by Dead Prez

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Guns of Navarone, op. When I was younger we used to play pool in a lovely bar full of chelsea supporters and put old ska songs on the jukebox and it's impossible to have a bad time doing that. Guns was always my choice. There you go

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypWXEnK_0T8

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
I roll up to the jukebox with a roll of quarters, empty it into the machine, and spam select "Closing Time." Then I leave the bar and watch chaos ensue.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Led Zeppelin - All My Love
Oasis - Don't Look Back In Anger
Alan Silvestri - Back To The Future theme

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed



Real answer tho: Summertime Sadness

Lynxifer
Jan 2, 2005
Comedy "Buttsecks" Option
Africa - Toto.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
There's a certain kind of bar that loves Funky Cold Medina,

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

There's a certain kind of bar that loves Funky Cold Medina,

Tell me what kind does not so I can make sure to never go there

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Led Zeppelin - Carouselambra

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

last time I was at the local dive bar with the boys they had some modern pop country poo poo playing and the lack of an actual jukebox or jukebox-equivalent that we could slam some queensryche or dio into made us sad as hell

the fries at that place loving rock though so we stuck out through she think my tractor's sexy and ilk

if it's the kind of bar that you can plunk anything into through spotify or whatever I'll throw in something like Queen of the Ryche or Operation Mindcrime or Revolution

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

a couple years back, friends of mine discovered a nonstop bar (one of these wonderful, now dying czech institutions) which had one of those jukeboxes that was essentially just a reskinned youtube/streaming app. you could also drop a few extra coins in it and bump your song to the top of the queue so we proceeded to blast the bar with a bunch of awesome 80s industrial/postpunk, drowning out the czech butt rock that the regulars had queued up. Nitzer Ebb, Einstürzende Neubauten, die Haut, Nina Hagen, DAF, etc. and then every now and then for good measure, we'd throw in something like "fun house" or "maggot brain".

anyway, i highly recommend a varied diet of awesome music, whatever the mode or genre.

SgtScruffy
Dec 27, 2003

Babies.


One time I went to a bar that had Touchtunes and then when I was about to leave I threw a dollar in and selected
Dream Theater - Octavarium
Rush - 2112
Jethro Tull - Thick as a Brick Pt 1

And then left. I was genuinely surprised that those jukeboxes don’t have a “no songs more than six minutes” setting that’s enabled by default.

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

for maximum annoying, i recommend spiritualized’s “cop shoot cop” followed by the velvet’s “sister ray”

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004
"Dopesmoker" is 1) 64 minutes long and 2) at least as of several months ago, on Touchtunes

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Tyler Childers' "Long Violent History" in any city bar where the patrons fancy themselves all cowboy country-western types.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Drone_Fragger posted:

Thin lizzy, the boys are back in town. The more times you can get it into rotation the betterm

This is the only answer. A buddy and I spent a combined $18 one night doing exactly this.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


garfield hentai posted:

"Dopesmoker" is on Touchtunes

This changes things.

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

This changes things.

Agreed

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

boris “absolutego” is also a fine choice

NoiseAnnoys has a new favorite as of 20:59 on Mar 15, 2023

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Its a long shot, but if Wesley Willis was available.

Fly Rich Double: Yup On My Tractor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJGcIUa1dWQ

Gangnam Style is probably pretty played out now so that.




Or anything long that'll annoy people.

Inna Gadda Davida (long version obviously)
Atom Heart Mother

And so on.

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