Areola Grande posted:

I sleep a lot OP. ain't got no job but I've got a lot of cannabis butter

I slept poorly for years until I started walking 7500 steps per day and now I sleep like the dead

baka fwocka fwame posted:

yea fr it is a good idea to walk around a lot and tire yurself out

Shadow0 posted:

I'm very sure I have sleep apnea. I feel like it's getting worse or something too. I just want to sleep all the time. I'm supposed to see a doctor in a few weeks. It's been such a slow process.

I spend every waking moment wishing I was asleep. It's absolutely wrecking my work-life. And I don't have the energy to do anything ever. I don't even want to play games most days.

It's kind of crazy. I don't even remember waking up most of the time. Just really relying on sleeping me to make sure I wake up and breath every so often. What if one of these times I don't?

Well, hopefully, we can get a fix in the next few weeks.

Sarah Cenia posted:

dead boys 4 life

Areola Grande posted:

baka fwocka fwame posted:

love 2 be dead

Farecoal posted:

Where do the fleas come from??

Viginti Septem posted:

I recorded myself sleeping yesterday. I had been up for over a day and was really exhausted and my body was screaming for me to sleep. A few years back I was doing lots of all nighters and I remember that when I do finally fall asleep after these periods of no rest I sort of talk to myself, or grunt or mutter, or something and I had done some recordings a few times and the mutters back then really sounded like I was talking to someone.

Anywho, I figured I'd give it a shot yesterday so I started recording on my phone and laid it next to my head. The whole recording is about 20 minutes long as I woke up with a start, but feeling pretty rested and didn't even realize until later that I had only slept for 20 minutes.

I went back to listen to the audio and you can hear me fall asleep right quick. Pretty wild that it sounds like I go immediately into deep sleep. My breathing got really slow and deep and I was in the cusp of snoring.

The first odd thing is that after about a minute there is a slight change in the background noise, it almost sounds like it sort of becomes electric. Over the next twenty seconds or so it increases slightly and then my phone shifts and slides across the bed into my arm. Now I figured it was just sliding closer to me due to my body weight on the mattress. In the video I grab my phone when it hits my arm and I move it to the other side of my head, next to a small fan that I keep on the bed. I had the fan off and Kacie's heater off as well and you can hear everything in the room really clear.

After about thirty seconds I fall back into that deep sleep, you can hear my breathing change and get deeper and I start getting close to that snoring threshold.

Then something really odd happens. You can hear something that sounds like a heel on wood like a step but it's a double tap, kind of like a heartbeat. Buh-dum. I have toiled over this sound for the last day, and run this whole track through Audition to clean up the sound a bit. I've also looked around my room and tried to find something that it sounds like, and I swear to you it sounds like the drawer on my computer desk opening. I can recreate the sound almost exactly.

The sound happens again a few seconds later, like another drawer is opening. Then there's a very light flick or flicker sound that sort of sounds like paper. I recently found that a mouse had gotten into one of the drawers that I had some 5x7 photos in sleeves sitting in, and had chewed the corner of one of the photos, the one on top and I had pulled the stack of photos out of the drawer and sat them on top of my desk. They were still there yesterday when I got up. But I decided to flip through them like you would if you were moving them from one stack to another and it replicates the sound of the flick that you can hear in the video. Wtf

So the sound continues and you can hear what sounds like flicking through about five, maybe six of those photos and then that stops but the draw tap happens again a couple times followed by what I swear sound like someone quickly moving across the floor above me.

For the record, I am not a ghost person, I have never in my life seen anything to substantiate the presence of ghosts or spirits. But this audio that follows is loving mind boggling to listen to and I have no logical answer for what I've recorded. I don't know what is actually happening but I'll tell it like it sounds to my ears:

The drawer taps happen a few times, and then the quick pacing across the floor. I have a little plastic fidget spinner-type toy attached to the wall next to Kacie's cage that she like to chew on and rotate. Well, something spun that spinner really fast and then a second later stopped it from spinning. Like spinnnnnnnnnnnnnn-STOP. Then you can hear the steps across the floor above and the desk drawer move again.

After a few seconds and intermittent grunts from me there is what sounds like an old film camera shutter click. Not one that I have in my room so I cannot place what exactly it sounds like. Not as loud as a Polaroid but similar.

After a while of snoring/deep breathing/grunts you can hear... Idfk... What sound like someone getting into bed with me? Does that sound nuts? So you'd think, like my legs may be moving but you can see from the camera that is pointed at the ceiling that as the sound happens/someone gets into the bed, that the camera view dips a bit like another weight has been added to mine. What in the fuuuck.. some grunts from me over the next several minutes mixed with what sounds like me kinda saying "mmhmm" like agreeing, plus some sounds that, I don't know, may sound sort of risque. I'm trying to be as clinical as I can here about this documentation.

Okay, now the strangest loving part of the whole thing. The grunting is intermixed with what, by this time, is very definitely a film camera clicking and winding to the next frame. Then there's a pause for a brief moment and then a soft sound that gradually gets much louder and then obviously very loud and noticeable. It sounds like a blade or wing or something that is cutting through the airs in a circular motion that is getting closer and closer to the camera. A spinning whoosh sound that lasts about ten seconds in total that starts faint and gets louder and louder until it sounds like it reaches the level of the bed/camera at which point you can see the bed be pressed down as a much larger weight is pushed down on the bed. The camera angle shifts substantially under the weight of whatever it is pressing down. Like a full grown person has literally just laid right on top of me. As it presses down the spinning/whooshing stops and you can hear Kacie is in the distance flutter her wings like she was startled by it.

There's some (obvious) communication between me and something, just in the cadence and timing of the grunts like I'm responding to someone saying something. There's some weird noises that I haven't really been able to come up with ideas for yet an then suddenly, like a celery stalk breaking or a very quick SLAP I jolt up in bed saying "yep!" And take a huge breath and get up and shut off the camera.

How was your Saturday?

baka fwocka fwame posted:

um did i read this right? are you sleeping with shadow people

Viginti Septem posted:

Viginti Septem posted:

I recorded myself sleeping yesterday. I had been up for over a day and was really exhausted and my body was screaming for me to sleep. A few years back I was doing lots of all nighters and I remember that when I do finally fall asleep after these periods of no rest I sort of talk to myself, or grunt or mutter, or something and I had done some recordings a few times and the mutters back then really sounded like I was talking to someone.

Anywho, I figured I'd give it a shot yesterday so I started recording on my phone and laid it next to my head. The whole recording is about 20 minutes long as I woke up with a start, but feeling pretty rested and didn't even realize until later that I had only slept for 20 minutes.

I went back to listen to the audio and you can hear me fall asleep right quick. Pretty wild that it sounds like I go immediately into deep sleep. My breathing got really slow and deep and I was in the cusp of snoring.

The first odd thing is that after about a minute there is a slight change in the background noise, it almost sounds like it sort of becomes electric. Over the next twenty seconds or so it increases slightly and then my phone shifts and slides across the bed into my arm. Now I figured it was just sliding closer to me due to my body weight on the mattress. In the video I grab my phone when it hits my arm and I move it to the other side of my head, next to a small fan that I keep on the bed. I had the fan off and Kacie's heater off as well and you can hear everything in the room really clear.

After about thirty seconds I fall back into that deep sleep, you can hear my breathing change and get deeper and I start getting close to that snoring threshold.

Then something really odd happens. You can hear something that sounds like a heel on wood like a step but it's a double tap, kind of like a heartbeat. Buh-dum. I have toiled over this sound for the last day, and run this whole track through Audition to clean up the sound a bit. I've also looked around my room and tried to find something that it sounds like, and I swear to you it sounds like the drawer on my computer desk opening. I can recreate the sound almost exactly.

The sound happens again a few seconds later, like another drawer is opening. Then there's a very light flick or flicker sound that sort of sounds like paper. I recently found that a mouse had gotten into one of the drawers that I had some 5x7 photos in sleeves sitting in, and had chewed the corner of one of the photos, the one on top and I had pulled the stack of photos out of the drawer and sat them on top of my desk. They were still there yesterday when I got up. But I decided to flip through them like you would if you were moving them from one stack to another and it replicates the sound of the flick that you can hear in the video. Wtf

So the sound continues and you can hear what sounds like flicking through about five, maybe six of those photos and then that stops but the draw tap happens again a couple times followed by what I swear sound like someone quickly moving across the floor above me.

For the record, I am not a ghost person, I have never in my life seen anything to substantiate the presence of ghosts or spirits. But this audio that follows is loving mind boggling to listen to and I have no logical answer for what I've recorded. I don't know what is actually happening but I'll tell it like it sounds to my ears:

The drawer taps happen a few times, and then the quick pacing across the floor. I have a little plastic fidget spinner-type toy attached to the wall next to Kacie's cage that she like to chew on and rotate. Well, something spun that spinner really fast and then a second later stopped it from spinning. Like spinnnnnnnnnnnnnn-STOP. Then you can hear the steps across the floor above and the desk drawer move again.

After a few seconds and intermittent grunts from me there is what sounds like an old film camera shutter click. Not one that I have in my room so I cannot place what exactly it sounds like. Not as loud as a Polaroid but similar.

After a while of snoring/deep breathing/grunts you can hear... Idfk... What sound like someone getting into bed with me? Does that sound nuts? So you'd think, like my legs may be moving but you can see from the camera that is pointed at the ceiling that as the sound happens/someone gets into the bed, that the camera view dips a bit like another weight has been added to mine. What in the fuuuck.. some grunts from me over the next several minutes mixed with what sounds like me kinda saying "mmhmm" like agreeing, plus some sounds that, I don't know, may sound sort of risque. I'm trying to be as clinical as I can here about this documentation.

Okay, now the strangest loving part of the whole thing. The grunting is intermixed with what, by this time, is very definitely a film camera clicking and winding to the next frame. Then there's a pause for a brief moment and then a soft sound that gradually gets much louder and then obviously very loud and noticeable. It sounds like a blade or wing or something that is cutting through the airs in a circular motion that is getting closer and closer to the camera. A spinning whoosh sound that lasts about ten seconds in total that starts faint and gets louder and louder until it sounds like it reaches the level of the bed/camera at which point you can see the bed be pressed down as a much larger weight is pushed down on the bed. The camera angle shifts substantially under the weight of whatever it is pressing down. Like a full grown person has literally just laid right on top of me. As it presses down the spinning/whooshing stops and you can hear Kacie is in the distance flutter her wings like she was startled by it.

There's some (obvious) communication between me and something, just in the cadence and timing of the grunts like I'm responding to someone saying something. There's some weird noises that I haven't really been able to come up with ideas for yet an then suddenly, like a celery stalk breaking or a very quick SLAP I jolt up in bed saying "yep!" And take a huge breath and get up and shut off the camera.

How was your Saturday?

Finger Prince posted:

I'm in such a sleep deficit from the last couple of weeks I feel like taking the one single expired zopiclone I found and just switching off for like 10 hours before I have to get up for work tomorrow.

Areola Grande posted:

do it. that fuzzy, half dead feeling is the worst

Finger Prince posted:

I did it. No idea how long it'll take to kick in, or how effective it'll be given it's almost a year expired, but I'm in bed now come what may.

Areola Grande posted:

hoping ur sleeping like a Snorlax rn 🤞

baka fwocka fwame posted:

idk whats up with zopiclone but that stuff never worked for me, id have the same bad half-sleep but wake up just feeling extra dead & hosed. the feeling was like pebbles rolling around in my brain or something

Viginti Septem posted:

I recorded myself sleeping yesterday. I had been up for over a day and was really exhausted and my body was screaming for me to sleep. A few years back I was doing lots of all nighters and I remember that when I do finally fall asleep after these periods of no rest I sort of talk to myself, or grunt or mutter, or something and I had done some recordings a few times and the mutters back then really sounded like I was talking to someone.

Anywho, I figured I'd give it a shot yesterday so I started recording on my phone and laid it next to my head. The whole recording is about 20 minutes long as I woke up with a start, but feeling pretty rested and didn't even realize until later that I had only slept for 20 minutes.

I went back to listen to the audio and you can hear me fall asleep right quick. Pretty wild that it sounds like I go immediately into deep sleep. My breathing got really slow and deep and I was in the cusp of snoring.

The first odd thing is that after about a minute there is a slight change in the background noise, it almost sounds like it sort of becomes electric. Over the next twenty seconds or so it increases slightly and then my phone shifts and slides across the bed into my arm. Now I figured it was just sliding closer to me due to my body weight on the mattress. In the video I grab my phone when it hits my arm and I move it to the other side of my head, next to a small fan that I keep on the bed. I had the fan off and Kacie's heater off as well and you can hear everything in the room really clear.

After about thirty seconds I fall back into that deep sleep, you can hear my breathing change and get deeper and I start getting close to that snoring threshold.

Then something really odd happens. You can hear something that sounds like a heel on wood like a step but it's a double tap, kind of like a heartbeat. Buh-dum. I have toiled over this sound for the last day, and run this whole track through Audition to clean up the sound a bit. I've also looked around my room and tried to find something that it sounds like, and I swear to you it sounds like the drawer on my computer desk opening. I can recreate the sound almost exactly.

The sound happens again a few seconds later, like another drawer is opening. Then there's a very light flick or flicker sound that sort of sounds like paper. I recently found that a mouse had gotten into one of the drawers that I had some 5x7 photos in sleeves sitting in, and had chewed the corner of one of the photos, the one on top and I had pulled the stack of photos out of the drawer and sat them on top of my desk. They were still there yesterday when I got up. But I decided to flip through them like you would if you were moving them from one stack to another and it replicates the sound of the flick that you can hear in the video. Wtf

So the sound continues and you can hear what sounds like flicking through about five, maybe six of those photos and then that stops but the draw tap happens again a couple times followed by what I swear sound like someone quickly moving across the floor above me.

For the record, I am not a ghost person, I have never in my life seen anything to substantiate the presence of ghosts or spirits. But this audio that follows is loving mind boggling to listen to and I have no logical answer for what I've recorded. I don't know what is actually happening but I'll tell it like it sounds to my ears:

The drawer taps happen a few times, and then the quick pacing across the floor. I have a little plastic fidget spinner-type toy attached to the wall next to Kacie's cage that she like to chew on and rotate. Well, something spun that spinner really fast and then a second later stopped it from spinning. Like spinnnnnnnnnnnnnn-STOP. Then you can hear the steps across the floor above and the desk drawer move again.

After a few seconds and intermittent grunts from me there is what sounds like an old film camera shutter click. Not one that I have in my room so I cannot place what exactly it sounds like. Not as loud as a Polaroid but similar.

After a while of snoring/deep breathing/grunts you can hear... Idfk... What sound like someone getting into bed with me? Does that sound nuts? So you'd think, like my legs may be moving but you can see from the camera that is pointed at the ceiling that as the sound happens/someone gets into the bed, that the camera view dips a bit like another weight has been added to mine. What in the fuuuck.. some grunts from me over the next several minutes mixed with what sounds like me kinda saying "mmhmm" like agreeing, plus some sounds that, I don't know, may sound sort of risque. I'm trying to be as clinical as I can here about this documentation.

Okay, now the strangest loving part of the whole thing. The grunting is intermixed with what, by this time, is very definitely a film camera clicking and winding to the next frame. Then there's a pause for a brief moment and then a soft sound that gradually gets much louder and then obviously very loud and noticeable. It sounds like a blade or wing or something that is cutting through the airs in a circular motion that is getting closer and closer to the camera. A spinning whoosh sound that lasts about ten seconds in total that starts faint and gets louder and louder until it sounds like it reaches the level of the bed/camera at which point you can see the bed be pressed down as a much larger weight is pushed down on the bed. The camera angle shifts substantially under the weight of whatever it is pressing down. Like a full grown person has literally just laid right on top of me. As it presses down the spinning/whooshing stops and you can hear Kacie is in the distance flutter her wings like she was startled by it.

There's some (obvious) communication between me and something, just in the cadence and timing of the grunts like I'm responding to someone saying something. There's some weird noises that I haven't really been able to come up with ideas for yet an then suddenly, like a celery stalk breaking or a very quick SLAP I jolt up in bed saying "yep!" And take a huge breath and get up and shut off the camera.

How was your Saturday?