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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
:rznv: So like, even computers run out of poo poo to compute sometimes. What do?

>ADD MIRE

A little 3 hp draw for a healthy cypher.

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Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
folding@home BITCH :owned:

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

weed.exe

that g ova there
Mar 1, 2023

by Hand Knit
I hit the weed lol

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Don’t do it.

https://youtu.be/sPzJjNQaYEA

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Stop illegal downloadin

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Just insert into A: til they're back in 2023

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Kids these days haven't inserted anything into anything, they thing ABC are just words to some loving song

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Icochet posted:

Kids these days haven't inserted anything into anything, they thing YMCA are just words to some loving song

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




no drugs allowed on the app store, thanks a lot tim crook

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

The Y and M letters are reserved for assholes who swear the SAN works but still want to test it

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


I got a binaural blunt ready to go if anyone wants to get lit.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

flubber nuts posted:

I got a binaural blunt ready to go if anyone wants to get lit.

got it from the bin did you?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
ehh. Ill still smoke it

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp
Your PC is now STONED!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

im_sorry posted:

Your PC is now STONED!

does that make it run faster, or slower? I don't really understand quantum physics

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

My computer smoked weed and now it won't let me switch my Spotify away from Three Six Mafia!!!!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

My computer smoked weed and now it won't let me switch my Spotify away from Three Six Mafia!!!!

just restart it. tell it who's boss

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983



Archonet
Mar 12, 2022

it is time to boogie

im_sorry posted:

Your PC is now STONED!

Dis is one half.

Press any key to continue ...

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
Liquid cooling my bong's cpu

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Bro you're your bongs cpu

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I once threw rocks at my PC, now I am the CEO of Linux.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Bad Purchase posted:

no drugs allowed on the app store, thanks a lot tim crook

Literally a diagram of an apple pipe right there on the computer. :rznv: :shrug:

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Me and my laptop going twos on a zoot

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop

Colonel Cancer posted:

Bro you're your bongs cpu

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

pretty sure my drunk uncle is saying "That's right"

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Your PC is in the stoned age OP.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
If you blow weed smoke into a USB port it gets the computer super high like when you blow the smoke into a dogs ears

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Nooner posted:

If you blow weed smoke into a USB port it gets the computer super high like when you blow the smoke into a dogs ears

enable audio recommended

https://i.imgur.com/vPrctQQ.mp4

Scrotum Modem fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Mar 12, 2023

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Am I the only one that remembers the DOS Stoned virus?!
:corsair:

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

By popular demand posted:

Am I the only one that remembers the DOS Stoned virus?!
:corsair:

No.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoned_(computer_virus)

Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Boot drive normal.

Secondary 4TB drive with an Optane chip to speed it up.

Optane M.2 insert Optane cache died? Redo metadata, new un allocated 4TB drive.

Making a byte-for-byte copy of drive to external media.

I was a back up-less fool all these years.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Colonel Cancer posted:

Stop illegal downloadin

Yeah. Would you download a joint?

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Zeluth posted:

Boot drive normal.

Secondary 4TB drive with an Optane chip to speed it up.

Optane M.2 insert Optane cache died? Redo metadata, new un allocated 4TB drive.

Making a byte-for-byte copy of drive to external media.

I was a back up-less fool all these years.

I'm glad you came to your senses.

People who don't do full backups back up at least weekly are effectively as dumb, in that regard, as the worst stoners.

They won't listen to good suggestions about it, and when their hard drive crashes and they lose every document and digital photo and rare downloaded memes, videos and audiofiles they ever had etc., forever, they're all :qq: :qq: :qq:

I'm glad you came to your senses.

I hope you have one set of (encrypted) backups installed at a friend's or relative's in case of fire, burglary etc.

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Mar 13, 2023

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