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20 Blunts posted:only if you can jerk off with two hands everyone can jerk off with two hands that's as many hands as you have idiot
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The strongest man could not pull his own head off if his neck was oily. I just checked my neck and it's a little greasy so I'm safe. This also works if you're worried someone else might pull your head off. Lightly grease your neck to be safe, it will also look better.
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Milo and POTUS posted:God I have a weird deja vu over something similar. It might even be a trope Maybe Joker breaking his own neck without using his hands? 
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Bad Purchase posted:ironically it’s easier for a really weak guy to pull his own head off due to the lack of neck muscles That’s a good point. I guess you’d have to train for a while in a really specific manner so that you end up with really strong arm muscles but really weak neck muscles (maybe wear a neck brace for several years???)
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Devils Affricate posted:"Harakiri" specifically means belly cutting. Ripping your own head off isn't harakiri how fat are u
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Milo and POTUS posted:God I have a weird deja vu over something similar. It might even be a trope Cum Town, Nick talking about lovely white guy knows martial arts 80s schlock Gymkata and the aforementioned Dolph Lundgren film (which also has Brandom Lee and Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa ((motherfucking Shang Tsung!))).
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Charles Bukowski posted:Cum Town, Nick talking about lovely white guy knows martial arts 80s schlock Gymkata and the aforementioned Dolph Lundgren film (which also has Brandom Lee and Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa ((motherfucking Shang Tsung!))). this is probably it. they did an ep on gymkata on rlm too so that's where I got mixed up
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Has anybody else heard that physically you can bite your finger off based on how strong the jaw is but psychologically you can't do it?
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Dixville posted:Has anybody else heard that physically you can bite your finger off based on how strong the jaw is but psychologically you can't do it? to get past this, i suggest taking off hats of increasing weight (batters helmet, etc), until it becomes reflex to pull heavy objects off the top of the head/neck then on the big day you can overcome that reflex and yank the old melon right off
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Mar 12, 2023 20:20
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I saw it happen in a movie!!! It's REAL!!! I CREATED IT!!!
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Dixville posted:Has anybody else heard that physically you can bite your finger off based on how strong the jaw is but psychologically you can't do it? https://www.georgetownisd.org/cms/lib/tx01001838/centricity/domain/594/survivor_type.pdf
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Mar 12, 2023 20:33
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A really strong guy could not pull his own head off but a really smart guy could build a machine to pull his own head off. Brains > brawn
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Mar 12, 2023 20:40
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Dixville posted:Has anybody else heard that physically you can bite your finger off based on how strong the jaw is but psychologically you can't do it? NOW you tell me! *waves forearm stubs in frustration*
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Bad Purchase posted:ironically it’s easier for a really weak guy to pull his own head off due to the lack of neck muscles okay so skip neck days and make them into arm days for a year or two before trying?
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strong guy is one of the silliest looking x-men
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I’m not that strong and I pulled off the head of my dick.
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one neck to rule them all. bow down to your new King!
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flubber nuts posted:one neck to rule them all. bow down to your new King! So where does daddy long neck fit in  He might be able to pull his own head off
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It would be cool if you could clap so hard that your hands exploded into a shower of gore. You could do a really funny bit exactly one time. “Alright everyone, let’s give them a round of applause” Also no one is talking about sticking your head between your legs and yanking it off with your thighs. I feel like there’s a lot more potential for success there.
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Smugworth posted:So where does daddy long neck fit in Graphic update for Elezen needs more work
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Big neck and lil' neck should meet up and find a way to average out their respective necks
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Revins posted:Big neck and lil' neck should meet up and find a way to average out their respective necks Buddy Ive got good news https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OVUupJ4iqQ
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Apr 24, 2023 21:07
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Smugworth posted:Buddy Ive got good news 
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Smugworth posted:Buddy Ive got good news lol
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Smugworth posted:Buddy Ive got good news Worth the click
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:maybe. like you could be strong enough, but your stupid brain will stop you from doing it
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No OP, this isn't possible and here's why: Assuming the human neck is made out of: 50% muscle (Ultimate Tensile Strength 64Mpa) 10% spinal cord (UTS 0.6Mpa) 40% Skin (UTS 27Mpa) Giving an average ultimate tensile strength of 42.9Mpa The average human neck is around 38.7 cm this gives a cross sectional area of 0.0118m^2 Let's assume even though this guy is really strong, his neck is average. Let's also generously assume the human neck is around 50% empty space (trachea etc) so a functional cross sectional area of 0.00059m^2 Force = Pressure (UTS in this case)/Area so Force needed to sever the head from the body at the neck is: 42.9*10^6 * 0.00059 = 25311 This is, of course force in Newtons, so dividing by 9.81 this would equate to a weight on the head of 2580Kg. Further assuming that removing your own head from your body is similar to a bench press this would be close to 4 times the record bench press. Furthermore, given your spinal cord has the lowest tensile strength of the main components of the neck, this would be the first thing to sever which would then render you unable to continue applying force to the head. Please do NOT correct my maths
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No because the moment they broke the spine their arms would stop working.
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Butternubs posted:No OP, this isn't possible and here's why: It would be an overhead press, not a bench press. Maybe an overhead dumbbell press
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Maybe not "over" head but ykwim
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We need to create a device that uses your legs to pop your head off, overhead pressing your head off is going to be hard because OHP is hard but your legs are strong af
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Vim Fuego posted:It would be an overhead press, not a bench press. Maybe an overhead dumbbell press 
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Smugworth posted:Buddy Ive got good news lmao incredible. Love to rap about girls sucking my neck while I mop a filthy 7/11
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Nuts and Gum posted:lmao incredible. Love to rap about girls sucking my neck while I mop a filthy 7/11 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IPRSz40mVc
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respec the necks
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lmao
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is there any documentation of someone ripping off another person's head with their bare hands? Maybe some huge Gaul ripped the head off of a little Roman guy or something? Maybe a viking drank a gallon of amanita muscaria piss and ripped off a monks head?
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Butternubs posted:No OP, this isn't possible and here's why: I appreciate this post
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Butternubs posted:No OP, this isn't possible and here's why: what about ripping another dudes head off. what if the guy ripping the head off was huge, and the guy getting his head ripped off was little. And also they were sitting down and the big guy had his feet on the little guys shoulders and did, like, a legpress/seated row motion. I got a D in algebra, so I don't know the answers to this.
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