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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > A gentle reminder that FREAK does not exist
So ell me, friend, which one of the bitches sent you?
CIA
KGB
PRC
GLA
Goku
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erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
Let me be blunt: The so called FREAK organization is not real. There is no "Forum Reactionary Enemy Assault Klique". Rumors to the contrary are completely fabricated by our oppressors. This is an earnest plea to stop spreading these falsehoods so we may, in time, have a return to normalcy. Thank you and God bless.

* # ? Mar 12, 2023 22:10
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 20:34
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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

The hotter, the wetter, the better
sounds like you’re not in the right discords

* # ? Mar 12, 2023 22:13
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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

 Dear FBI/CIA,

Please hire me I will rat on all these goons for very little money.

* # ? Mar 12, 2023 22:14
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lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

 i had sex with all of them

* # ? Mar 12, 2023 22:15
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Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


 I'm sorry dear I wasn't listening

* # ? Mar 13, 2023 00:56
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Janitor Ludwich IV
Jan 25, 2019

by vyelkin
i have dossiers on the main characters in the c-spam subforum and would like to arrange a plea deal

* # ? Mar 13, 2023 01:41
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Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

 im a N.A.S.T.Y. L.I.T.T.L.E. F.R.E.A.K.

* # ? Mar 13, 2023 03:23
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erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
Could a mod please correct the typo in the poll? TY

* # ? Mar 14, 2023 00:48
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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
I'm the president of FREAK, ama.

* # ? Mar 14, 2023 12:22
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 20:34
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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

 *jason mewes voice* I AM THE FREAK COMMANDER

* # ? Mar 14, 2023 15:09
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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > A gentle reminder that FREAK does not exist