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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

FlapYoJacks posted:

Here is what you do:


Right, this is second only to the myth of the forgotten employee in terms of hoping no one notices.

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

280mo gym lmfao

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
wtf is a high end gym, how much can a squat rack and free weights cost?

Gorson
Aug 29, 2014

Asproigerosis posted:

wtf is a high end gym, how much can a squat rack and free weights cost?

I'd guess they would include massage services and a personal trainer....but who knows maybe you just pay that amount so you're not sharing a bench with a poor.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Asproigerosis posted:

wtf is a high end gym, how much can a squat rack and free weights cost?

Homeless Friend posted:

280mo gym lmfao

have you seriously never heard of Equinox??

it's not fitness, it's life!

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
you're paying for the exclusivity and lifestyle, no one uses a squat rack or weights. it's an upperclass meat-market for career-oriented singles, duh

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Xaris posted:

have you seriously never heard of Equinox??

im normal

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

if you watched David Fincher's new movie, The Killer, it's basically that gym taht the bitcoin guy goes to

oi think he might have filmed it one too

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




Who gave them cell phones and made the apps that make them miserable?

Rectal Death Alert
Apr 2, 2021

I can't find an official source because there hasn't been an official announcement yet but some Optum people are complaining on tiktok and there are various places like thelayoff.com this stuff is getting posted

https://x.com/MacroEdgeRes/status/1780993252797173918

Supposedly they are shutting down a virtual health division or something

Rectal Death Alert has issued a correction as of 12:51 on Apr 19, 2024

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Opium is undergoing mass layoffs today

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.
https://www.nola.com/news/politics/...urce=reddit.com

It’s not enough that they already have child labor, even a lunch break is too much for the capitalists.

But of course China is the cruel slave and child labor state

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1781285890070901168?t=fVg-EXa0bOJ6x2z4cDXVyg&s=19

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

well we know how many they have sold at least

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Asproigerosis posted:

wtf is a high end gym, how much can a squat rack and free weights cost?

it's a place to hook up, that's why it's $280/mo

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
https://twitter.com/MetroUK/status/1781211880364613645?t=ns9Myt_jxwrsTAzzuEQ77w&s=19

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

that’s democracy what can you do

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Vote!

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
drat lol Britain sucks

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 42 minutes!
the people voted for pain

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

there hasn’t been an election in England since like 2019 lol

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


slave to my cravings posted:

drat lol Britain sucks

always did

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
the last four british prime ministers were chosen without a general election lol

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Womp womp

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

RealityWarCriminal posted:

the last four british prime ministers were chosen without a general election lol

two - Truss and Sunak

Boris Johnson was given an all time historic landslide victory by the hooting servile bog apes of this damp, cruel, wretched little bugger-house of an island

the people voted for pain, and they're getting it, and they will keep on getting it forever

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


surprised they haven't done this in the US yet

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

ArmedZombie posted:

surprised they haven't done this in the US yet

watch them

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Bojo was already PM when he won that election. so was May when she won her general election

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


ArmedZombie posted:

surprised they haven't done this in the US yet

americans don't get sick time anymore, just a general bucket of PTO (if they're lucky) and they save that for vacations

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


buttcorn up +3%, oil -0.5% after spiking +3% overnight, stonk futures are flat.

look at that -- all the status quo bleary-eyed bovine-brained complacents strained as hard as possible to force last night into not mattering. number only goes up forever and ever. end of hi$tory

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

RealityWarCriminal posted:

Bojo was already PM when he won that election. so was May when she won her general election

Ok, I see what you mean

In that case yeah, the last person to newly become PM via election was pigfucker

14 years ago

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Praise be to Number

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

SKULL.GIF posted:

buttcorn up +3%, oil -0.5% after spiking +3% overnight, stonk futures are flat.

look at that -- all the status quo bleary-eyed bovine-brained complacents strained as hard as possible to force last night into not mattering. number only goes up forever and ever. end of hi$tory

I mean iran is saying last night didn't matter.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Mr Hootington posted:

I mean iran is saying last night didn't matter.

Of course they are. What I said last night is that everyone is trying to force this into not mattering.

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1781303483939135923

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Biplane posted:

Praise be to Number

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


biceps crimes posted:

I wouldn’t be surprised if Texas parked turrets all around eagle pass and started just gunning folks down within the decade. idk if Republican voters care about any other issue more (aside from owning the libs)
immigration is powerful for conservatives because it both owns the libs AND is something conservatives care about on its own

Source4Leko
Jul 25, 2007


Dinosaur Gum
I mean a lot of the libs actually want the turrets too they just cant say it out loud

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.

Rectal Death Alert posted:

I can't find an official source because there hasn't been an official announcement yet but some Optum people are complaining on tiktok and there are various places like thelayoff.com this stuff is getting posted

https://x.com/MacroEdgeRes/status/1780993252797173918

Supposedly they are shutting down a virtual health division or something

Good gently caress them. Scam rear end FSA bullshit.

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genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

DaysBefore posted:

Oh no. Not the elections. gently caress

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