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Professor Moriarty
May 16, 2007
strong vs. Earth attacks
I'm just loving seeing the libertarian ideals that made all this happen literally sink to the ocean floor in thousands of billionaire chum-coated pieces

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Professor Moriarty
May 16, 2007
strong vs. Earth attacks
Looking forward to the new Turing test where they judge AIs by their ability to emulate Dril shitposts

Professor Moriarty
May 16, 2007
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skooma512 posted:

I always loved you $relativeName


Whoa guys it's really him :qq: I can't believe he's speaking to us after death.

"Your turn to say hi to Meemaw, little Bobby') DROP TABLE Clients;-- !"

Professor Moriarty
May 16, 2007
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So I guess that means we'll be liberating Iran's oil supply soon. Very Cool!

Professor Moriarty
May 16, 2007
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gently caress COREY PERRY posted:

I don't know why you'd need usenet when thepiratebay and 1337x are still going strong

Legit thought TPB is an industry-controlled honeypot now, and just an easy way to get copyright strikes from your ISP.

Professor Moriarty
May 16, 2007
strong vs. Earth attacks
I figured bitcoin was just a way for tech savvy finance bros to milk money from the bag holding rubes that want to sell their mom's house and "invest", but won't buy gold

Professor Moriarty has issued a correction as of 18:43 on Jan 11, 2024

Professor Moriarty
May 16, 2007
strong vs. Earth attacks
IN THE YEAR PAGE TWO THOUSAAAAAAND

...Bitcoin hits the $600k mark, which will buy you exactly one Big Mac

Professor Moriarty
May 16, 2007
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Professor Moriarty
May 16, 2007
strong vs. Earth attacks
I DECLAAAAARE BANKRUPTCY SOCIALISM!

Professor Moriarty
May 16, 2007
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

not enough women in crypto? crypto fragrance solves this

Crypto is for boys, MLMs are for girls. They haven't formulated a money milking scam for NBs yet though.

Professor Moriarty
May 16, 2007
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Kreeblah posted:

Not Imperial. It's even more hosed up than that.

We use US Customary here. We forked off of pre-Imperial units (Winchester units), and some of 'em are slightly different in the amounts from actual Imperial units despite having the same names.

American units: football fields, bananas, grande Starbucks cups, Big Macs as both a unit of weight and economics

Everyone else: :dafuq:

Professor Moriarty
May 16, 2007
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

CITIZEN, YOU APPEAR TO BE TIRED IN SPITE OF JUST RETURNING FROM YOUR 15 MINUTE BREAK. WOULD YOU CARE TO BE EUTHANIZED?

No thank you, Friend Computer, for there are still Commie mutant traitors to protect against!

Professor Moriarty
May 16, 2007
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Heck Yes! Loam! posted:

Colorado weed is cheap, but the industry is completely focused on processing low quality flower into product instead of high quality flower for direct consumption. California has amazing artisan weed meant to be consumed as flower. In Colorado everything you buy has been poorly trimmed and will likely be shaken to collect all the loose kief instead of leaving it on the flower.

So, you're saying that the grass is greener... on the other side?

Professor Moriarty
May 16, 2007
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(shitpost) number go up

Professor Moriarty
May 16, 2007
strong vs. Earth attacks
MY TULIPS

Professor Moriarty
May 16, 2007
strong vs. Earth attacks

Father Wendigo posted:

We could kill a few (old) birds with one stone by reinstating the draft exclusively for the 65+ crowd and sending them to fight in Ukraine. Service guarantees citizenship social security!

Why not? They already all have their own guns, an itching desire to shoot them at other humans, and a propensity to wake up before 5 am. That's like half of boot camp already.

Professor Moriarty has issued a correction as of 18:25 on Apr 25, 2024

Professor Moriarty
May 16, 2007
strong vs. Earth attacks
Ughhhhh q=/=e

Professor Moriarty
May 16, 2007
strong vs. Earth attacks
No need for war when the ruling class can just send in the police to kill us in the comfort of our own shanties these days.

Professor Moriarty
May 16, 2007
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Mustached Demon posted:

Brewpub/tap room is way over saturated too.

Surely MY IPA will bring people here to sit on uncomfortable chairs and play cornhole while slamming down $10-15 draft pours

Socal has tons of these places now and I can think of one that's actually making an attempt to be different (Sour Cellars for you locals)

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Professor Moriarty
May 16, 2007
strong vs. Earth attacks
All designed to wring more blood from stones. Meanwhile each stone is saying "this is the bet that will fill me full of blood again"

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