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Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

*wrestles money hose away from Yellen for a second, aims directly into mouth*

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Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

lemme just get a taste of the money. just a bit. c'mon, gimme the hose

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE


Jim what are you doing

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

Jim Kramer is almost full Metal Gear Solid voice by now

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

old school goldbugs must be simultaneously having a field day and also are insanely mad right now

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

maybe we should make some changes to our economic system so that supposed black swan events don't increasingly cripple our financial system

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

if nobody is gonna buy it then let's go ahead and nationalize the ba- *red dot appears on my forehead*

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

you're laughing? the Nazi war crimes bank is going under and you're laughing?

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

the only lesson the government learned from 2008 is that you can always pump the balloon bigger. never let the collapse happen while you're minding the store!

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

tomorrow I'm going to take some money out of a bank.

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

a bloo a bloo my ha pennies and farthings are worthless innit!!

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE


I too love to explore a sale the moment I am revealed to be worthless

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

Raccooon posted:

Also lots of people in the US will be pissed if it gets banned. Win for China as well.

none of the people who use TikTok vote

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

movies are complicated tax shelters and/or money from the Pentagon now

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

Lokar posted:

I feel like posters in this thread haven’t visited the hellworld that is Weibo

Chinese social media is bad and god they can be vicious

how good are the memes

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

Janitor Ludwich IV posted:

you cant just create money out of nothing

yeah right go ahead and gimme the Ron Paul leaflet already

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

what a coincidence, I am also looking to borrow 54 billion dollars from the Swiss government

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

Al! posted:

i'll borrow 53.9

don't you loving dare!!!

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

it's time for the Goon Bank. in five years we'll all be in non-extradition countries or in federal prison

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

remembering the time that cspam found the landlord thread in BFC and having a chuckle. that said I DO NOT endorse raiding the "Fundamentals Are Sound" thread

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

did the landlord thread get goldmined or anything i missed out on it

it got closed iirc but there were some real choice discussions about how to properly get out of negligence claims, how to explain jacking up prices and blaming it on increased taxes etc

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

I know a guy who worked for Moody's all through the crash and he gets super testy whenever someone razzes him lol

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

ghost jobs lol. call me when they are hungry ghost jobs

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

why the gently caress did my bank just cold call me to offer me a home equity loan?? they even left me a voicemail.

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

my sister got a good deal on new construction apartments who needed to fill a few hundred units but now their lease is up and surprise surprise it's $400 more per month at minimum to stick around

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

our hometown mall looks like it's thriving but the farther you go from the front entrance (which has a nice Target and Macy's) you can see the Rot set in. there's a whole hallway with failed popup shops and empty retail space. but that's also where you have to go to use the bathrooms and the family play area and it's so eerie lol

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

the mall about ten minutes away has officially become Teen Fight Club where all of the poorly behaved students go to gently caress around on the weekend and routinely get in fights. one kid even got stabbed. thus the mall is trying to crack down and literally ban unaccompanied minors

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

man the donuts at Dunkin have almost doubled in my recent memory. I also feel like I pay a different price for my coffee literally each time I stop by. still gonna drink that garbage

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

they're betting on slaves or robots hope that's helps

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

DrPossum posted:

:wrong: I am most definitely whatever the thing in my avatar is

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

another loving train derailment? I'm starting to think there may be a slight problem

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

broke: our train infrastructure is crumbling and our operators overworked
woke: the Soviet fifth columnists have been activated

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

noted hidden gem, state capital Providence R.I.

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

the state of CT is a hidden gem as long as you stay fixed on the shoreline and uhh make millions of dollars a year

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

gonna start prep on my phylactery and try to snag a 500 year note, fingers crossed

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

so when will I be able to buy a car

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

I saw non euclidean TV once in college when I took gas station drugs and put on Superjail

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

we don't talk about my rear end here c'mon

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

the French have it right - breakfast is coffee and a cigarette

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Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

personally I'm leaving Secret Invasion on loop to get those view counts up. rooting for Bob Iger

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