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Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.
money sucks and then you are social murdered

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Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.

Unless posted:

it’d be wild to see this economically balkanize the USA

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_bank

stupid, we’re already economically bankinized

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.

Paradoxish posted:

Tech people going to be even more insufferable than usual for a while. Twitter folks really should've waited for a confirmed kill before busting out the champagne.

any time one of those fuckers scrapes a knee I will be there with a loving marching band

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.

Schmoe Cwead posted:

was thinking the new right wing outrage would be feeding kids bugs but most of them would probably be fine with that

“freedom flies”

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.
what is this lunch bullshit, tell me more about banker blood

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.

SKULL.GIF posted:

We keep hitting doom scenarios but then the Fed does something like print 10 trillion more dollars. Can't do anything about that.

fed is basically when I cheat at civilization

I say I’m just going to use the instant-complete cheat for a few cities and then slowly build up, but if poo poo goes down, I’m spamming on $100,000 gold and Insta-buying armies of helicopters

this is why all these dumb arguments about what the government should have done or how we could judiciously use the system provided are in fact very dumb; the point for the rich isn’t to use the fake system they made up by cheating in the first place, the point is to have the most and win

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.

Rectal Death Adept posted:

I get the bailout worked today but for comedy's sake lets say that another bank fails, what would be the funniest option?

JPM or Wells Fargo

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.

all this means is that we need to put them all on the guillotine

to be sure we get the right ones

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.
jazz apples

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.

Egg Moron posted:

is this tragedy or farce?

farts (app)

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.

I want this to be correct, not because the AI was actually good at predicting, but because it just spouted some stuff. just wrong nonsense because it’s a dumb program.

and then cults and so on form around the AI, and you have to choose a cult or you become the clothes of a different cult. I hope my cult wears blue, I look good in blue. I want more cults, but the good kind where there’s ritual murder and occult ceremonies, only now instead of ancient black books we use very old laptops running archaic AI guiding us with essays written for eighth grade english classes

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.

anime was right posted:

by making this new thread i have saved the economy. yes, that's right. i am the fed and calling attention to market failure causes number to rise. doomsday economics has been a successful bailout plan.

you're gonna look so stupid tomorrow when the market crashes just as the infinite and divine chat gpt predicted

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.

Al! posted:

i'm selling these fine leather jackets

In Arizona? you’ll be out of business in a week’s time!

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.

Janitor Ludwich IV posted:

you cant just create money out of nothing

with that attitude, you’ll never be a federal reserve

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.
where’s the blood this is lame

I am now addicted to blood

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.
so the banks are kind of doing a bank run on the fed huh

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.
I sold mortgages for a very bad six months and it was enough to convince me to have a fifteen year term. I’m the only one I know my age who went that route.

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.
I’m a big dummy, can someone explain to me the importance/meaning of all the liquidity swap stuff?

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.

I bet (and hope) his domme told him to write this

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.

nexous posted:

just wanna say Ted Lasso is as good a TV show as Biden is bad a president

I loved the first season and the second season bounced back like a rock on tar, especially the Christmas episode

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.
sell your stocks and send me the profits

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.

JustFollowingOrder posted:

what happens if millennials never buy a house, ever? what happens to my house then?

god buys your house

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.
I think money only has worth if it CAN be lost??? not an economist tho I have a real job

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.
more blood please

come on do it I said please

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.
Skyler, you should stop worrying so much. You know I’m a fun guy.

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.
bread is awesome and I wish a lot of the time that it wasn't so loving refined so you could just have a piece and it would actually fill you up for a day

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.
managed decline is a cool policy idea but I don’t know if it is compatible with capitalism; I don’t think you can really just have a “little” capitalism

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.

FlapYoJacks posted:

Yeah, you’re right. :smith:

I would just think of the money as “gently caress off” money. that’s the price you pay to no longer have this piece of poo poo in your life. the bigger the piece of poo poo, the higher the price.they’re clearly miserable and miserable people just make the lives of others miserable, no matter how righteous your path is when it hits their orbit

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.
the headquarters of places are in large urban cities and to move up the promotion ladder you have to be present and social; I don’t think it’s that much more complicated than that

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.
someone in my neighborhood drives a golf cart around, I think because they can’t get a DUI for being drunk while they do it. I’m not a law knower though

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.

FlapYoJacks posted:

Maybe, and hear me out on this: We shouldn't give control of infrastructure necessary for national security to private corporations that will refuse to maintain the infrastructure in favor of profits??

this some lockdown terrorism right here

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.
our power went funny the other week and our oven didn’t turn on for a bit. it’s fixed now, but while it was out the wife and I went searching around and the same oven we paid $550 for, with the extended warranty, and found it is now $1000

we bought it five years ago lol

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.
Trump’s magical realism presidency where he became a president from a Fox News fever dream of executive action meant he responded quickly to every single issue that cropped up, created a litany of new issues that he then responded to, and made a cornucopia of awful decisions that will haunt each of us for years to come. that we have any fondness for his time is because he was really funny sometimes and also because even with as stupid and uselessly self-involved as he was, he was still a much better president than Joe Biden

in ten years you will explain who Franklin Pierce is to a child by saying that he was the Joe Biden of the 21st century

just kidding in ten years all the children will be trying to eat you

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.
you can’t do the coin because all of the people can think about some of the money all the time, and some of the people can think about all the money all the time, but you can never have all the people think about all the money all the time or really even some of the time

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.

PerniciousKnid posted:

How would you define a super variant?

it would need to make your eyes bleed, put some kind of biofilm on your eyes or something, something out of a horror movie

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.
I am a smart man and my basic metric for the health of the economy is how many unread posts this thread gathers per hour

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.
actually every negative thought you have is the most socialist thing you can do

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.
we keep having all these indicators that "something must break" and man it sure seems like the breaks aren't coming, no recession just resettin'

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Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.

yelling the loud part extremely loud

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