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Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005


hey at least quote me

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Aug 8, 2005

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

Vox Nihili posted:

yeah the depositor backstopping is a de facto bailout for the at-risk banks that haven't failed yet

I still don't understand where the money is coming from or how it works legally lmao

what did your emails tonight say lol

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005


Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

i loving love the 20s

2020s

1920s

whatever

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

Vox Nihili posted:

a task force has been established and webinars are being prepared

lmao.

webinars! yay love webinars

also


Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

buy high, sell sober

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

what does HFN in India do

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

lol indian farmer tech startup

Ruchit G Garg, Founder CEO of HFN, said, “At HFN, our goal is to help farmers realise their full potential by reducing the plethora of inefficiencies across the agriculture value chain. Simple and widely-available technologies like WhatsApp and Twitter have allowed us to create massive data-driven farmer co-operatives, which allows farmers to negotiate better rates for farm inputs and more competitive prices for outputs.”

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

Xaris posted:

almost every business and public agency uses wells fargo, it would be a shitshow of immense destructive porpotions, like legit complete collapse of america

:d2a:

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

QUICK SOMEONE CALL KISSINGER

HE'S GOT THE SURPLUS AMERICAN CAPITAL IN HIS SOUL TO SAVE THE COUNTRY

SUCK IT OUT

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

lmao

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

i thought barney frank died 5 years ago lmao

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

biden hobbling back to his chambers like he forgot how doorknobs work

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

https://twitter.com/TheChiefNerd/status/1635248548299292673

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

SKULL.GIF posted:

SCHW (Charles Schwab) halted as well.

:rubby:

#8 largest US bank, $577 billion in assets

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

did jim cramer just saying "loving america"

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005



US Bancorp - $600b


Charles Schwaab - $577b


First Republic Bank - $197b


Comerica - $84b


Western Alliance Bank$69b


Bank of Hawaii - $23b


Customers Bancorp - $20b

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

Citigroup, $2.38 TRILLION in assets, down 5.5%

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

Penisaurus Sex posted:

wonder if we’ll get a doped up Joe Biden speech around 3 to try and massage things upwards before close

a second presser by ol joe would be catastrophic

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

https://twitter.com/daveteitelbaum/status/1635308790626263044

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

fifth third bank down 15% lol

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

brad gerstner spreading DOOM on cnbc

"this is not the last one"

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

Nonsense posted:

stocks climbing higher and higher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIy6X4VTWpk

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

how was First Republic Bank not affected by covid? they barely took a hit

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

i'm hungry

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

some grapes are bigger than other grapes

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

FlapYoJacks posted:

I will admit to liking the square sausage breakfast pizza and the school burritos growing up in the 90's. :colbert:

the square breakfast pizza wasn't all that bad either

assuming it was fresh out of the oven and not cooled into plastic

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

FlapYoJacks posted:

Indeed. That's why I specifically mentioned the square breakfast pizza in the post. :v:

i am half braindead i guess lol

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

picked this up at wallyworld

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

Father Wendigo posted:

Those apples disintegrate into a weak, flavorless paste when placed on or near the tongue.

the granny smith slices were quite good!

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

Sweeper posted:

same deal for granny smith, tart trash. you should try pink lady, very good apple. empire also pretty good.

who doesnt love some trashy tart though :confused:

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt...142086362.WFLAH

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

the bitcoin of weed posted:

all apples are good if improved with the divine knowledge: put some salt on them

or peanut butter or honey

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

david sacks looks like jon lovitz and steve buschemi had a lovechild

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

lmao what

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

Rectal Death Adept posted:

I get the bailout worked today but for comedy's sake lets say that another bank fails, what would be the funniest option?

1 wells fargo
2 fifth third
3 schwab

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

Woke Mind Virus posted:

How many banks does 1 country need?

how many shell corporations does 1 company need

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

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Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

Shear Modulus posted:

That sounds incredibly disgusting

i know right? the name was right there

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