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If your day is gone, and you want to ride on, cocaaaaaaaaaaine Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back, cocaaaaaaaaaaaine
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Mar 14, 2023 02:51
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All delivery pizza is junk trash food
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Mar 14, 2023 02:52
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How many ways can I sell you bread with a little crap melted on top hmmmmm
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Mar 14, 2023 02:53
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Also the bread sucks rear end it's soggy as hell
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Mar 14, 2023 02:53
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The Eugene Supreme from Jets is solid.
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Mar 14, 2023 02:53
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Smugworth posted:All delivery pizza is junk trash food  We got some good local pizza in my city. I like the trashier stuff because it's cheaper but it's good as poo poo. Well, and they're one of the only ones to deliver at midnight when I'm super hosed up. Bitch. 
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Mar 14, 2023 02:56
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Smugworth posted:How many ways can I sell you bread with a little crap melted on top hmmmmm oh no not bread with crap melted on top! O I hate that poo poo so bad, anything but that
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Mar 14, 2023 02:58
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the holy poopacy posted:oh no not bread with crap melted on top! O I hate that poo poo so bad, anything but that Found the soggy bread with melted crap eater Keep gobblin it down chump
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Mar 14, 2023 02:59
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All delivery pizza is junk food and pretending otherwise is trashy. Theres a time and place for all junk food (trashed, at a party, bar, or home).
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Mar 14, 2023 03:00
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Mmm I love flavorless cheese mush with mashed tomatahs
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Mar 14, 2023 03:00
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Let me just throw this soggy lukewarm slice in the air fryer then it'll be perfect.... Oh noooo now it's overcooked It's ok I'll still eat this garbage
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Mar 14, 2023 03:04
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I will accept that if you go pick up a pizza within an 8 block radius, it might be good
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Mar 14, 2023 03:07
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But probably not
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Mar 14, 2023 03:07
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pizza rules
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Mar 14, 2023 03:20
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Smugworth posted:Let me just throw this soggy lukewarm slice in the air fryer then it'll be perfect.... it is no ones fault but your own if you cant manage to reheat a slice of pizza in an air fryer correctly
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Mar 14, 2023 03:20
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You're dead to me Smug.
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Mar 14, 2023 03:23
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Papa John once tried to suck me off in an airport bathroom. I said "no thanks, pal!" and he went to ask another guy who was taking a poo poo.
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Mar 14, 2023 03:27
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Saalkin posted:and he went to ask another guy who was taking a poo poo. I've learned that the term for that is a "blumpkin."
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Mar 14, 2023 03:28
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Papa John's Airport Blumpkins
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Mar 14, 2023 03:28
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Just sell the garlic sauce by the gallon. I'll take my consulting fee in yards of pepperoni.
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Mar 14, 2023 03:31
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Papa John’s pizza is the only source for pepperoncinis. Do what I do and buy a jar of them at the store.
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Mar 14, 2023 04:13
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If a crappy pizza never gets made does anyone miss the flavor? 
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Mar 14, 2023 04:15
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Saalkin posted:Papa John's Airport Blumpkins
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Mar 14, 2023 04:16
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Countdown to the next racist spiel by Papa John.
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Mar 14, 2023 04:17
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Smugworth posted:Mmm I love flavorless cheese mush with mashed tomatahs Nothing a few olives can’t fix
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Mar 14, 2023 04:17
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The Reckoning is p loving bland, tbh
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Mar 14, 2023 04:26
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Devils Affricate posted:Discount Wizard Master
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Nelson Mandingo posted:Countdown to the next racist spiel by Papa John. Papa John's, the Franchise, looking at Papa John, the person: "Sure, he keeps saying dumb poo poo that makes him worse than useless as a marketing tool, but we really can't figure out the whole 'make a pizza' thing without him!!!"
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Mar 14, 2023 05:06
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why does everyone keep calling me discount wizard master what does that mean
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Mar 14, 2023 05:10
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pencilhands posted:I searched for papa John on google news and it came up Thank you for your service
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Mar 14, 2023 05:11
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pencilhands posted:why does everyone keep calling me discount wizard master It means you're bad at an already bad gimmick.
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Mar 14, 2023 05:26
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:It means you're bad at an already bad gimmick. whats the gimmick
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Mar 14, 2023 05:34
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pencilhands posted:whats the gimmick not shutting the gently caress up
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Mar 14, 2023 05:41
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If they keep selling the Shaqaroni I’m buying it
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Mar 14, 2023 05:42
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if im so bad at this gimmick why do all of my topics get lots of posts
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Mar 14, 2023 05:42
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Papa’s redemption arc, this time with extra pepperoni.
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Mar 14, 2023 05:53
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Leave the pepperoncini ALONE
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I probably told this story in the last Papa Johns thread but I worked at a Papa John’s that was owned by two guys that before franchising their own stores used to work for corporate at the regional and later national level. They met Schnatter himself on many occasions and said that he was a massive rear end in a top hat who’s thought his poo poo didn’t stink. They told me this back in 2001-2002 so the stories have largely faded but they said pretty much everyone who met him thought he was a tool. One time Schnatter himself flew in to tour a bunch of stores and at one store he tried showing all of the employees how to make a Papa John pizza the right way. He proceeded to have everyone gather around so he could slop together a completely lovely and sad looking pizza that would fail the picture test 10 out of 10 times. He didn’t even bother to use the toppings portions like his employees are supposed to do. I don’t remember if he used any of his face grease but either way he can’t make a pizza worth a poo poo.
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papa john can't be contained. He simply turns himself into Papa Johns brand (TM) garlic oil and slips through the bars like the T-1000
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