cataloguing all the original 151 dwarves

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BoldFrankensteinMir

Gimli is the old-world spelling, they changed it to Gimly at Elly Island

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# ? Mar 20, 2023 02:33

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 07:20

Escape From Noise

Well, if it isn't poo poo, Brick, rear end, and gently caress!

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# ? Mar 20, 2023 02:43

Justa Dandelion: [sobbing] Look at the circles under my eyes. I haven't slept in weeks!

Don't forget Fucky, the dwarf who you might think also fucks but... well... just kinda makes things fucky.

Edit: it been done already lol

Hoooooo boy.
:bananacoin:

Thank you deeply friend Saoshyant and friend w4ddl3d33 and friend Revenous Scoot for these lovely little doodles!

# ? Mar 20, 2023 04:50

Escape From Noise

Justa Dandelion posted:

Don't forget Fucky, the dwarf who you might think also fucks but... well... just kinda makes things fucky.

Edit: it been done already lol

2 hosed 2 Dwarf

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Mar 20, 2023 05:34

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

DJ Dwarf holds a rave every Saturday in the mine chamber where all the huge crystals are.

# ? Mar 20, 2023 05:40

Justa Dandelion: [sobbing] Look at the circles under my eyes. I haven't slept in weeks!

Honestly I feel like anybody who thinks the original 151 dwarves were the best is just stuck in nostalgia. All the new mechanics and graphics added in the past few generations have made an objectively better catalog.

Hoooooo boy.
:bananacoin:

Thank you deeply friend Saoshyant and friend w4ddl3d33 and friend Revenous Scoot for these lovely little doodles!

# ? Mar 20, 2023 05:42

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Justa Dandelion posted:

Don't forget Fucky, the dwarf who you might think also fucks but... well... just kinda makes things fucky.

Edit: it been done already lol

there are a surprising number of Fuckys

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Mar 20, 2023 12:50

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

fucky is the john of the dwarf world

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# ? Mar 20, 2023 14:20

google THIS

Dr. Honked posted:

there are a surprising number of Fuckys

But an unsurprising number of Fucky Jr.'s

# ? Mar 20, 2023 16:12

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Booky - always ready to take your bets

# ? Mar 20, 2023 17:33

Khanstant

Picky, Grinny, Sinny, Lovey, Jokey, and Smokey, are known aliases of the former astronaut & rancher turned gangster, Mauricey. As we showed you in our reenactment, Mauricey always has cigars with him and is obsessed with peaches. Police say Mauricey often plays music outdoors, almost compulsively, confessing aloud his crimes disguised as song lyrics. Police do not know if the aliases used by Mauricey are identities stolen from victims, or shared with accomplices. Mauricey uses he/him and is a bearded, stout, broad shouldered dwarf between 4 and 5 feet tall. If you have any information regarding this case, please call 1-800 CRIMEYOBTV

Investigators attempted to arrest Mauricey in his home, shared with romantic affiliate known as Dovey, later arrested for interfering with an investigation, allowing Mauricey to slip his restraints and flee on foot. Charges against Dovey were dropped after sharing information on various aliases of Mauricey, some previously unknown to authorities. Deputies later found evidence of Mauricey breaking into the former home of his mother, and now believe he is heading towards the mines South. Mauricey is known as a manipulative ladies man and 'good time', frequenting bars and dating apps under various alias even while on the run. Maurice is wanted by authorities for evading arrest, public indecency or lewd acts while evading arrest, breaking and entering, tree shaking, public intoxication, possession of illegal narcotics, and is a person of interest in a number of open manilla crime folders.

Anyone with information regarding the whereabouts of Mauricey or any of his affiliates are urged to contact Vigilanty, who works outside the law bringing justice to the dark tracks of the city of mines, seeking vengeance for his parents' murder by the small-time criminal known only as Midnight Tokey, who avoided prosecution because of the corrupt police and courts.

# ? Mar 21, 2023 03:36

big black turnout

If you're feeling down, feel free to make an appointment with the mine psychologist, Talky. Just get there early in case you've got an appointment on the same day as Hokey Pokey. He takes an hour to get through the door

# ? Mar 21, 2023 11:37

google THIS

Slappy, the dwarf who plays a jazzy bass riff between scenes

# ? Mar 21, 2023 12:27

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

jerry, the observational dwarf

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# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:28

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Plucky. Do not let him near your poultry.

# ? Mar 21, 2023 18:30

Khanstant

Army of one.

Army, party of one.

Army, your reservation for a small table at this restaurant is ready.

# ? Mar 22, 2023 05:44

Khanstant

If you are approached by any dwarf by the name of Clippy, be advised this imposter is actually an escaped virtual assistant wanted for illegal operations in five states

# ? Mar 22, 2023 05:48

Escape From Noise

Baskin and Robbins

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Mar 22, 2023 06:45

Manifisto

floccinaucinihilipilificator, phone call for mr. floccinaucinihilipilificator. *hands phone to dwarf* here you go mr. floccinaucinihilipilificator. by the way, your personalized pencils are taking a bit longer than expected, the factory had to locate some extra tall trees.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 22, 2023 14:23

Khanstant

i saw the hilarious "marriage review" post Mrs. floccinaucinihilipilificator post on NextMine and lmao at Mr. floccinaucinihilipilificator, get it together dog

# ? Mar 22, 2023 16:02

Escape From Noise

If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 150 problems but a gnome ain't one

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# ? Mar 23, 2023 03:45

BoldFrankensteinMir

Floppy the dwarf wears that rabbit-ears hat so that you think it's what his name refers to but...

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# ? Mar 23, 2023 18:34

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

Floppy the dwarf wears that rabbit-ears hat so that you think it's what his name refers to but...

he has a 5 1/4" disk

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Mar 24, 2023 01:52

BoldFrankensteinMir

Dr. Honked posted:

he has a 5 1/4" disk

that's pretty big for a 2 foot tall dude, just sayin'

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# ? Mar 24, 2023 03:48

Khanstant

when picking teams, you should take care to be clear if you're picking Naughty, Knotty, or Gnawty. Thing you're going rock climbing and all the sudden you got a big cartoon chomp out of your calf

# ? Mar 24, 2023 16:30

Khanstant

gotta say, Hurty is actually filling Hurdy's shoes pretty well after he stepped down. Got to see Singy & the Hurdy Gurdy's last night at a local bar. mostly played the hits too

# ? Mar 24, 2023 17:52

WithoutTheFezOn: Oh no

BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

that's pretty big for a 2 foot tall dude, just sayin'

Hence the name.

# ? Mar 25, 2023 02:09

Khanstant

on Turkey's knuckles he bears the letters GOBL GOBL

# ? Mar 25, 2023 02:46

Khanstant

MoriArty is one of the more prolific artist dwarves, and trustworthy fellow

# ? Mar 25, 2023 17:55

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop