cataloguing all the original 151 dwarves

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Khanstant

Rigatoni on the scene, splatin saucin, drippin cheese

# ? Mar 30, 2023 21:16

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 08:26

BoldFrankensteinMir

151 Dwarves Thread posted:

Dopey
Peaky
Lumpey
Flatulantradon
Naily
Kevin
Yttrium
Goey
Jerky
Knad
Stumpy
Mauvey
Moovie
Tibby
Tobby
Titty
Mr. Knocko
Orangey
Mr. Mine
lovely
Blastwice
Soupy
Goatsy
Bilbo
Tally
Crummy
Globby
"Fast Fingers" Freddy
The dwarf who cosplays as other dwarfs so you cant tell who he is
Pukey
Hollywood
Gassy
Flamey
Plague Doc
Biggy
Smally
Smally
Smally
Smally
Smally
Smally
Smally
Smally
Smally
Smally
Smally
Smally
Smally
Smally
Skunky
Fucko
Poopi
Poopo
that australian dwarf whose named i'm not allowed to say... you know...
Pussyfooty
Pipi
Wonky
Trotsky
Sassy
Eentsy
Wentsy
Spidey
Smoko
Moniker T "Namey" Dwarf
Fucky
Incelly
Tommy Knocker
Reginald
Hidey
Boney
Sammy
Clammy
Porky
Rotblight
Hiney
Teriyaki
Molly
Iffy
Bonery
Sumi
Lemonardo Da Winky
Barfy
History
Whoopsy
Kricfalusy
Bussy
Ho
Tragedy
Delivery
Nosey
Penny
Slumpy
Frenchy
Lolly
Metaphorey
Similey
Gimly
poo poo
Brick
rear end
gently caress
Other Fucky
DJ Dwarf
Fucky Jr.
Booky
Mauricey
Talky
Slappy
Jerry
Plucky
Army
Clippy
Baskin
Robbins
Floccinaucinihilipilificator
Mrs. Floccinaucinihilipilificator
Floppy
Naughty
Knotty
Gnawty
Hurty
Hurdy
Singy
Turkey
MoriArty
Papa Gnome
Guacamoly
Noisy
Industry
Boise
Cardi
Cardi B
Slumpy
Chi Chi
Edamame
Sanitary
Rigatoni

Lucky compiled this list but then realized there were 13 remaining dwarves unaccounted for. He had his name legally changed to Unlucky later that day.

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# ? Mar 30, 2023 22:08

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

well i can tell you we're missing nutti and butti

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# ? Mar 30, 2023 22:19

big black turnout

You should get our data analyst to take a look at this information. Where's numpy?

# ? Mar 30, 2023 22:34

google THIS

Brony: Step up to the cup, 't'ain't no disgrace...

# ? Mar 30, 2023 23:00

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Oddly enough, Dwarf 2.0 was one of the originals

# ? Mar 30, 2023 23:07

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Stay away from Notsy. It's not because of that weird little toothbrush mustache, or that stupid combover hair. If you get anywhere near him, he's start talking about how the goblins secretly rule the world even though we're so genetically superior to them, and then he'll start trying to give you a copy of his stupid book, "Mein Dwarf". If he starts talking to you, just smile and nod and back away.

# ? Mar 30, 2023 23:16

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Bacon Taco posted:

Stay away from Notsy. It's not because of that weird little toothbrush mustache, or that stupid combover hair. If you get anywhere near him, he's start talking about how the goblins secretly rule the world even though we're so genetically superior to them, and then he'll start trying to give you a copy of his stupid book, "Mein Dwarf". If he starts talking to you, just smile and nod and back away.

mine kampf

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# ? Mar 30, 2023 23:42

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Nosfereefer posted:

mine kampf

# ? Mar 30, 2023 23:42

google THIS

Nosfereefer posted:

mine kampf

heil ho

# ? Mar 31, 2023 01:27

Khanstant

I found Illuminaty after I went surfing and then flexed a bunch near this old truck on the docks, he was hiding under there. He used his connections to remove all records of the worst dwarf

# ? Mar 31, 2023 02:05

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Nosfereefer posted:

mine kampf

it was right there!

# ? Mar 31, 2023 19:36

BoldFrankensteinMir

Nutti, Butti, Numpy, Brony, Dwarf 2.0, Notsy and Illuminaty, got it.

That leaves... six! And since you already counted Dopey...

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# ? Mar 31, 2023 19:58

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

google THIS posted:

heil ho

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# ? Mar 31, 2023 20:02

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Tony Hawk

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# ? Mar 31, 2023 20:07

Khanstant

Technically is a dwarf but if you ask him, he'd say he is mostly empty space and that his sense of self is an elaborate brain illusion that neither you nor he can verify is real.

# ? Apr 1, 2023 04:05

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Khanstant posted:

Technically is a dwarf but if you ask him, he'd say he is mostly empty space and that his sense of self is an elaborate brain illusion that neither you nor he can verify is real.

and then there's :actually:

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# ? Apr 1, 2023 04:26

Khanstant

Finally is not least, or ever on time-- always early, in an annoying way.

# ? Apr 1, 2023 06:18

BoldFrankensteinMir

Khanstant posted:

Finally is not least, or ever on time-- always early, in an annoying way.

As opposed to Firsty who would somehow sleep through their own funeral.

That's 150, who are we missing????

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# ? Apr 1, 2023 14:22

Escape From Noise

Bigs. Guy's tiny.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Apr 1, 2023 14:44

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

backup dwarf: Slam Duncan. he's 7' tall

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# ? Apr 1, 2023 14:50

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

The last dwarf is called Culottes

# ? Apr 1, 2023 14:52

Khanstant

hot drat im glad we finally found the bastards

# ? Apr 1, 2023 16:45

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# ? Apr 1, 2023 16:58

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# ? Apr 1, 2023 17:03

big black turnout

Nosfereefer posted:

# ? Apr 1, 2023 19:09

BoldFrankensteinMir

Well done, Dwarf friends.

Whistle a tune as you light your pipe, on a pile of dead lower-case g's!
of the hundred and fifty one, ho ho, the hundred and fifty one please!

Of Dopey and Peaky and Lumpey and Kevin
And Flatulantradon

Of Naily and Goey and Jerky and Stumpy
And Knad and Yttrium

Of Mauvey and Moovie and Tibby and Tobby
And Titty and Mr Knocko

Of Orangey and lovely and Soupy and Goatsy
And Blastwice, and old Bilbo

And Tally and Crummy and Globby and Pukey
And "Fast Fingers" Freddy and Hollywood

And Mr. Mine, Plague Doc, Gassy and Flamey
And the dwarf you can't tell (they're too good!)

And Biggy and Smally and Smally and Smally
and Smally and Smally and Smally and Smally
and Smally and Smally and Smally and Smally
and Smally and Smally and Smally and Smally
And so on and so forth (and Smally)

And Fucko and Poopi and Poopo and Pipi
And Wonky and Trotsky and Fucky

And that Australian dwarf that I shall not name
And Sassy and Spidey and Lucky

And Smoko and Namey and Tommy Knocker
And Sammy, Incelly, and Entsy

And Pussyfooty and Slam Duncan
And Army and Bigs and Wentsy

And Reginald, Hidey, Boney and Clammy
And Porky and Rotblight and Gimli

Teryaki and Molly and Iffy and Sumi
Bonery, Metaphorey and Similey

Leonardo Da Winky and Hiney and Barfy
And Whoopsy and Bussy and Talky

Tragedy, Delivery, History, Nosey
and Penny and Slumpy and Floppy

And Frenchy and Lolly and, poo poo, rear end, and Slappy
And gently caress, Fucky Jr Other Fucky,

DJ Dwarf, Brick and Booky, and Naughty, and Knotty
And Gnawty and Jerry and Plucky

And Clippy, Mauricey, Floccinaucinihilipilificator
and Hurty and Mrs. Floccinaucinihilipilificator

And Singy and Turkey and MoriArty
Papa Gnome Slumpy Hurdy, and Noisy

Guacamoly and Industry, Chi Chi, Rigatoni
Cardi, Cardi B, Edamame, and Boise

Sanitary and Nutty and Butti and Numpy
And Brony, and Dwarf 2.0

Notsy, Illuminaty, Tony Hawk and Finally
Technically, Firsty, Culottes and Ho

What a hard tune to whistle, a dwarf might say as he zips along on his skis
of the hundred and fifty one, ho ho, the hundred and fifty one please!

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# ? Apr 1, 2023 19:16

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Nosfereefer posted:

# ? Apr 1, 2023 19:25

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Miningno crashed my computer and spawned a slab of dolomite in my living room that cannot be moved

# ? Apr 1, 2023 19:29

Khanstant

unauthorized dwarves pouring in from the East, i don't know how we're going to house them all but Refugy says we are only as good as how we treat those of us most in need

# ? Apr 1, 2023 19:53

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

dwarfmine this thread

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# ? Apr 1, 2023 20:27

Activia: Status: caterpillar
Goal: some kind of neat moth

BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

Well done, Dwarf friends.

Whistle a tune as you light your pipe, on a pile of dead lower-case g's!
of the hundred and fifty one, ho ho, the hundred and fifty one please!

Of Dopey and Peaky and Lumpey and Kevin
And Flatulantradon

Of Naily and Goey and Jerky and Stumpy
And Knad and Yttrium

Of Mauvey and Moovie and Tibby and Tobby
And Titty and Mr Knocko

Of Orangey and lovely and Soupy and Goatsy
And Blastwice, and old Bilbo

And Tally and Crummy and Globby and Pukey
And "Fast Fingers" Freddy and Hollywood

And Mr. Mine, Plague Doc, Gassy and Flamey
And the dwarf you can't tell (they're too good!)

And Biggy and Smally and Smally and Smally
and Smally and Smally and Smally and Smally
and Smally and Smally and Smally and Smally
and Smally and Smally and Smally and Smally
And so on and so forth (and Smally)

And Fucko and Poopi and Poopo and Pipi
And Wonky and Trotsky and Fucky

And that Australian dwarf that I shall not name
And Sassy and Spidey and Lucky

And Smoko and Namey and Tommy Knocker
And Sammy, Incelly, and Entsy

And Pussyfooty and Slam Duncan
And Army and Bigs and Wentsy

And Reginald, Hidey, Boney and Clammy
And Porky and Rotblight and Gimli

Teryaki and Molly and Iffy and Sumi
Bonery, Metaphorey and Similey

Leonardo Da Winky and Hiney and Barfy
And Whoopsy and Bussy and Talky

Tragedy, Delivery, History, Nosey
and Penny and Slumpy and Floppy

And Frenchy and Lolly and, poo poo, rear end, and Slappy
And gently caress, Fucky Jr Other Fucky,

DJ Dwarf, Brick and Booky, and Naughty, and Knotty
And Gnawty and Jerry and Plucky

And Clippy, Mauricey, Floccinaucinihilipilificator
and Hurty and Mrs. Floccinaucinihilipilificator

And Singy and Turkey and MoriArty
Papa Gnome Slumpy Hurdy, and Noisy

Guacamoly and Industry, Chi Chi, Rigatoni
Cardi, Cardi B, Edamame, and Boise

Sanitary and Nutty and Butti and Numpy
And Brony, and Dwarf 2.0

Notsy, Illuminaty, Tony Hawk and Finally
Technically, Firsty, Culottes and Ho

What a hard tune to whistle, a dwarf might say as he zips along on his skis
of the hundred and fifty one, ho ho, the hundred and fifty one please!

thanks deep dish peat moss for the Pomelo Princess!

# ? Apr 1, 2023 20:28

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Dr. Honked posted:

dwarfmine this thread

# ? Apr 1, 2023 20:54

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 08:26

Khanstant

BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

Well done, Dwarf friends.

Whistle a tune as you light your pipe, on a pile of dead lower-case g's!
of the hundred and fifty one, ho ho, the hundred and fifty one please!

Of Dopey and Peaky and Lumpey and Kevin
And Flatulantradon

Of Naily and Goey and Jerky and Stumpy
And Knad and Yttrium

Of Mauvey and Moovie and Tibby and Tobby
And Titty and Mr Knocko

Of Orangey and lovely and Soupy and Goatsy
And Blastwice, and old Bilbo

And Tally and Crummy and Globby and Pukey
And "Fast Fingers" Freddy and Hollywood

And Mr. Mine, Plague Doc, Gassy and Flamey
And the dwarf you can't tell (they're too good!)

And Biggy and Smally and Smally and Smally
and Smally and Smally and Smally and Smally
and Smally and Smally and Smally and Smally
and Smally and Smally and Smally and Smally
And so on and so forth (and Smally)

And Fucko and Poopi and Poopo and Pipi
And Wonky and Trotsky and Fucky

And that Australian dwarf that I shall not name
And Sassy and Spidey and Lucky

And Smoko and Namey and Tommy Knocker
And Sammy, Incelly, and Entsy

And Pussyfooty and Slam Duncan
And Army and Bigs and Wentsy

And Reginald, Hidey, Boney and Clammy
And Porky and Rotblight and Gimli

Teryaki and Molly and Iffy and Sumi
Bonery, Metaphorey and Similey

Leonardo Da Winky and Hiney and Barfy
And Whoopsy and Bussy and Talky

Tragedy, Delivery, History, Nosey
and Penny and Slumpy and Floppy

And Frenchy and Lolly and, poo poo, rear end, and Slappy
And gently caress, Fucky Jr Other Fucky,

DJ Dwarf, Brick and Booky, and Naughty, and Knotty
And Gnawty and Jerry and Plucky

And Clippy, Mauricey, Floccinaucinihilipilificator
and Hurty and Mrs. Floccinaucinihilipilificator

And Singy and Turkey and MoriArty
Papa Gnome Slumpy Hurdy, and Noisy

Guacamoly and Industry, Chi Chi, Rigatoni
Cardi, Cardi B, Edamame, and Boise

Sanitary and Nutty and Butti and Numpy
And Brony, and Dwarf 2.0

Notsy, Illuminaty, Tony Hawk and Finally
Technically, Firsty, Culottes and Ho

What a hard tune to whistle, a dwarf might say as he zips along on his skis
of the hundred and fifty one, ho ho, the hundred and fifty one please!

hahaha just got to reading this, perfect

# ? Apr 2, 2023 03:00

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