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no those pens are so cheap
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Mar 14, 2023 17:27
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Jonny 290 posted:no ok, then what crap have you stolen from your employer instead?
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Mar 14, 2023 17:28
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one time they said "we'll give you the rest of your time back" at 9:53 AM, but i was already five minutes into a video game.
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Mar 14, 2023 17:35
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why would i want that crap. i work there, not here
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Mar 14, 2023 17:37
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Beeftweeter posted:why would i want that crap. i work there, not here maybe youre wife needs to print a document so you print it for her in the office and take it home. ever think of that?
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Mar 14, 2023 17:38
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i work from home op. if anything they should mail me some office supplies.
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Mar 14, 2023 17:39
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fart simpson posted:maybe youre wife needs to print a document so you print it for her in the office and take it home. ever think of that? she does that at the university lab
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Mar 14, 2023 17:41
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*Sitting atop my stack of unopened engineering paper* ...no
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Mar 14, 2023 17:43
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Does the office liquor cabinet count?
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Mar 14, 2023 17:46
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post hole digger posted:i work from home op. if anything they should mail me some office supplies. yeah
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Mar 14, 2023 18:15
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Yes, I've taken pens / pencils, a few sheets of paper, and a couple of notebooks. The pattern goes: 1. I'm in the office, and need some supplies 2. I use them, then stuff them in my laptop bag as I'm packing up to go home 3. I lose them at home somewhere 4. Repeat #1 next time I'm in the office
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Mar 14, 2023 18:49
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No OP that would be illegal and highly irregular for a professional such as myself.
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Mar 14, 2023 19:05
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used to work the ramp for an airline a long time back (for minimal figgies), took a fresh stack of those airplane emergency pamphlets home one time. i keep a set in the rear seat pockets of my car. i also pooped on company time once and wasn't thinking of anything productive during my session.
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Mar 14, 2023 21:04
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have you ever not?
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Mar 14, 2023 21:07
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still using the twitter water bottle I grabbed on my way out of the office after my exit interview 
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Mar 14, 2023 21:33
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not participating in this obvious honeypot
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Mar 14, 2023 21:38
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pens pencils notebooks folders printer paper printer toners print server cd-rs floppy disks cables ram paper shredder comb binding machine hole punch screwdrivers multimeter wd40
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Mar 14, 2023 22:30
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...and some plans. Space plans.
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Mar 14, 2023 22:48
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- a lovely dell laptop charger from my previous company 10 years ago as it turns out (I only discovered that pos among my old cables the other day) - I sort of reverse stole a webcam that my current employer shipped to my home during the pandemic which I never used and ended up bringing back to the office because I needed it (it's a pos that systematically freezes and shuts down 10 minute into every call)
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Mar 14, 2023 22:48
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not yet, but i'm not giving this chair back when i leave
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Mar 14, 2023 22:59
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i definitely didn’t steal a bunch of usb a to c adapters
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Mar 15, 2023 00:07
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yes op, im not going to buy those nice $50 graph paper notebooks
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Mar 15, 2023 00:35
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at my first job the supply closet shared a wall with my manager’s office so anytime there was any good drama i’d go restock my notebook collection and eavesdrop
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Mar 15, 2023 00:38
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at my first job out of college at a megacorp, there had been some budget freeze once upon a time for office supplies that just never got undone (you could get $10K workstation class machines paid for, but a 79 cent box of pens would get auto-denied). so when people left the company, people would raid their desks to get office supplies. i think I still have an AT&T branded pocket screwdriver from one of those excursions, and maybe some pens. not sure those count as company property, though.
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Mar 15, 2023 01:58
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handfuls of those binder clips to close bags of chips and stuff rubber bands sharpies
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Mar 15, 2023 05:18
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rotor posted:rubber bands a lot of people in minnesota call these "binders" or "rubber binders" and it's really hosed up one of my first jobs out of college was a page for the MN house and one of the reps asked me to bring him some binders so i can back with a stack of 3 ring binders and he looked at me like i was a complete loving moron
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Mar 15, 2023 05:21
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back at an old job i would just take $5 for lunch now and then out of the till (old enough job that $5 could buy lunch) and I always felt bad cause my boss was a chill bro but not too bad cause it wasn't a lot of money and he could afford it.
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Mar 15, 2023 05:33
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rotor posted:handfuls of those binder clips to close bags of chips and stuff holy moley 
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Mar 15, 2023 05:44
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mc_escher_in_the_copy_room.jpg
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several pads of sticky notes
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Mar 15, 2023 05:51
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Does time count?
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Mar 15, 2023 05:58
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ADINSX posted:Does time count? you cant steal time
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Mar 15, 2023 05:58
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rotor posted:you cant steal time DST
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Mar 15, 2023 06:03
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gently caress i guess you can
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Mar 15, 2023 06:03
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if you're not stealing from your boss, you're stealing from your family
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Elder Postsman posted:a lot of people in minnesota call these "binders" or "rubber binders" and it's really hosed up What do they call binders?
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Mar 15, 2023 07:47
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I (accidentally) stole a pretty nice cordless drill from my prior job, but not really an office supply I guess
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Mar 15, 2023 07:48
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i stole all sorts of poo poo from my old job but it was more or less allowed - my office manager didn't give a poo poo nice chair, monitor, keyboard, mouse, mailing supplies, probably other stuff i forget
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Feisty-Cadaver posted:i stole all sorts of poo poo from my old job but it was more or less allowed it wasn’t
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