Big Opportunity Awaits in Mexico

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Manifisto

this was the title of a (junk, commercial) email I got today

the contents were incredibly boring but the subject by itself? thrilling, a little dangerous.

makes me want (a little bit) to go to mexico and check out this Big Opportunity. who's with me?

# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:05

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# ? May 6, 2024 04:35

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

i've never been to mexico, this Big Opportunity seems like a good reason to go

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Mar 16, 2023 01:39

Overbite: I'm a vtuber expert

it can;t be that big.

# ? Mar 16, 2023 03:03

vanisher

Mr. Opportunity tapping his fingers "I'M WAITING"

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# ? Mar 16, 2023 06:00

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Big Opportunity is a neo-liberal heel wrestler.

# ? Mar 16, 2023 12:06

Manifisto

so Mexico (or someone pretending to be Mexico) has now left me a voice mail, pleading for me to come see the Big Opportunity. a bit suspicious maybe, but they sounded very sincere.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 16, 2023 14:16

Escape From Noise

South of the border, down Mexico way
That's where I struck it big when opportunities came out to play

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Mar 16, 2023 14:16

Escape From Noise

Manifisto posted:

so Mexico (or someone pretending to be Mexico) has now left me a voice mail, pleading for me to come see the Big Opportunity. a bit suspicious maybe, but they sounded very sincere.

I'm pretty sure this is a scam. The real Mexico would have told you about an Opportunity Grande.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Mar 16, 2023 14:21

baka of lathspell

Bright Bart posted:

Big Opportunity is a neo-liberal heel wrestler.

bet its this

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# ? Mar 16, 2023 14:22

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

op are you sure this isnt a trick the cartels are playing to lure in more kidnapping victims?

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Mar 16, 2023 18:28

Manifisto

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

op are you sure this isnt a trick the cartels are playing to lure in more kidnapping victims?

I am sure of nothing

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 16, 2023 18:34

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Big Opportunity! (to become a drug mule)

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Mar 16, 2023 18:45

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Opportunity awaits on the offworld colonies(Mexico)

# ? Mar 16, 2023 20:21

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfrThZcz7G0

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Mar 16, 2023 20:23

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

more like big op

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# ? Mar 16, 2023 20:32

Overbite: I'm a vtuber expert

A big opportunity on his hip

# ? Mar 16, 2023 20:35

Escape From Noise

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Opportunity awaits on the offworld colonies(Mexico)

Get your rear end to mariachi.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Mar 16, 2023 20:53

Khanstant

now you can tell im posting from mexico

# ? Mar 16, 2023 20:55

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

a trip to a foreign country, and i get to shove things up my butt? sign me the gently caress up

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Mar 16, 2023 21:18

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Dr. Honked posted:

a trip to a foreign country, and i get to shove things up my butt? sign me the gently caress up

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Mar 16, 2023 21:22

Ass-penny

Dr. Honked posted:

a trip to a foreign country, and i get to shove things up my butt? sign me the gently caress up

# ? Mar 16, 2023 22:28

Ass-penny

watho posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfrThZcz7G0

THD owns

# ? Mar 16, 2023 22:29

Manifisto

rear end-penny posted:

THD owns

this song is good, anyway. don't know them but will check them out.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 16, 2023 22:44

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Manifisto posted:

this song is good, anyway. don't know them but will check them out.

hell yeah definitely one of my favorite bands if you liked that song i�d definitely check out the rest of that album a city dressed in dynamite it�s their best one imo

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Mar 17, 2023 08:23

Escape From Noise

Is this another BYOB fast food viral marketing campaign?

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Mar 17, 2023 08:29

Escape From Noise

Haha, that's right, I am making a "run for the border" (Taco Bell) to "mule drugs" (pack my butt with chalupas and Doritos Locos tacos) "back to the US " (very cool house party with DJs and poo poo where everyone is very "psyched" to get their T-Bell on)!

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Mar 17, 2023 08:49