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Like if you just turned off you computer and shut your loving mouth for 5 minutes and observed the world around you and stopped acting like a bitch and had yourself a nice glass of orange juice (previously C4)?
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Mar 17, 2023 16:26
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It would be better if you could turn orange juice into C4
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Mar 17, 2023 16:27
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Like if you just turned off you computer and shut your loving mouth for 5 minutes and observed the world around you and stopped acting like a bitch and had yourself a nice glass of orange juice (previously C4)? If I could turn your bad posts into orange juice I could drink like a king
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Mar 17, 2023 16:29
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Well once again people are acting like they’re smarter than me, like they know something I don’t and they can only convey it through pantomimes and allegories and contrived scenarios. The adults are going to step in now because the infant couldn’t possibly comprehend this. BOY HOWDY LETS JUST THROW SOME SOLVENT ON THIS poo poo AND LET IT EAT THROUGH EVERYTHING HURRR HURRR HURRR  or let’s make an excuse to rip the whole poo poo out 
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Mar 17, 2023 16:38
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I’m going to go with the orange juice bid, and you just shut your loving mouth and do your loving job like I asked you to with no extra secret poo poo or anything you’re gonna sneak in there with no communication and don’t delay my satisfaction any longer.
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Mar 17, 2023 16:41
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what if the C4-cum-orange juice is extremely stable like C4 and your body wont even metabolize it unless you also consume some kind of Juice Detonators
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Mar 17, 2023 16:43
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We can’t just talk about the C4 application because we’ve sworn a solemn vow of secrecy to the applicators, plus if we speak about it it might jynx the whole thing and turn that poo poo to C5 *rubs rabbits foot*. 
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Mar 17, 2023 16:52
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I’m gonna go ahead and get a limited war endorsement on my insurance today too. 
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Mar 17, 2023 17:17
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You can’t let people know about the c4 because their mind might explode, and that would be worse than the C4 exploding, I think.
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Mar 17, 2023 17:19
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Why would I have some C4?
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Mar 17, 2023 17:22
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there's a line about using frozen orange-juice concentrate and gasoline to create napalm in the hit goon movie Fight Club, but that was improv by Edward Norton. In reality, you should use equal parts Styrofoam and gasoline.
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Mar 17, 2023 17:22
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You drink the juice and then poo poo out c4
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Mar 17, 2023 17:24
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Does the military industrial complex know about this?
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Mar 17, 2023 17:25
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Hold on, I have something important to tell you, let me get my marionettes.
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Mar 17, 2023 17:32
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The cool thing about orange juice is that it is a complex primed intersolvent that can’t be made into or bonded with basic compounds.
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Mar 17, 2023 17:35
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But what's that got to do with C4? Where did that come from? Are you licensed to have that?
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Mar 17, 2023 17:38
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I can have all the orange juice I want.
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Mar 17, 2023 17:50
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i just eat oranges, more fiber, better poops
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Mar 17, 2023 18:32
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They already detonated it back in September. Both applications. It’s orange juice then. I didn’t go out there with a jug and dump that poo poo on there and pray for the best but I guess that’s what everyone assumed because gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you.
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Mar 17, 2023 18:48
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I’m trying to come up with a scenario where I’d be blowing stuff up but also thirsty for some refreshing orange juice and I’m afraid I’m coming up empty op.
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Mar 17, 2023 19:25
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could you imagine if you threw an orange at someone and it exploded lmao
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Mar 17, 2023 19:26
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you could say something cool like "the doctor recommnends fruit every day" i dunno im not a hollywood script writer
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Mar 17, 2023 19:26
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But can you turn C3 into apple juice
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Mar 17, 2023 19:27
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What if you stuffed the orange in the bad guy’s mouth and it blew up everywhere and you said “nothing like fresh squeezed” and maybe you have sunglasses on when you say it.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I’m trying to come up with a scenario where I’d be blowing stuff up but also thirsty for some refreshing orange juice and I’m afraid I’m coming up empty op. Really? My mind is racing with ideas of scenarios where it would be cool to blow poo poo up but also have a refreshing beverage. Like I always watch mythbusters and wonder if that shits catered because man.. they’re always out in butthole no man’s lands doing that poo poo.
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Mar 17, 2023 19:30
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Given I can buy real nice oranges for 30 cents a pop it wouldn't be a great ability to have.
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Mar 17, 2023 19:31
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If you threw an orange at your friend and he caught it but it didn’t blow up you could say “Orange you glad it didn’t blow up?  ”
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Mar 17, 2023 19:45
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:If you threw an orange at your friend and he caught it but it didn’t blow up you could say “Orange you glad it didn’t blow up? Just fill it up with c4 but when it hits his face it’s just a refreshing splash of orange juice.
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Mar 17, 2023 19:47
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Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:If I could turn your bad posts into orange juice I could drink like a king That would be some poo poo orange juice, to be fair.
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Mar 17, 2023 19:53
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gonna pivot a little and imagine that its cheese that also explosive so you could say "brie you in hell!!!!"
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Mar 17, 2023 20:06
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I can turn milk into explosive diarrhea
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Mar 17, 2023 20:23
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I can turn milk into explosive diarrhea 
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Mar 17, 2023 20:23
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Just cop an Orange Dreamsicle Reign bro
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Mar 17, 2023 20:27
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C4 is for lame idiot wannabe rainbow 6 guys. cool dudes use grenades to blow poo poo up.
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Mar 17, 2023 20:28
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a stick of dynamite is also acceptable if ur a cowboy 
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Mar 17, 2023 20:29
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THATS loving HEATSAND! 
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cowboys lol??? what next vampires?? lol what is this halloween?
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Will the oj still cause the weird tingly face feeling?
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numberoneposter posted:cowboys lol??? what next vampires?? lol what is this halloween? yeah it is 
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:grenades Pineapples
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