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it falls on your chest, or even more embarrassingly the top of your lil belly and tbh it's becoming increasingly problematic as i re-embrace the pb&j later in life
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sorry y'all, im not ready to have that conversation yet |
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Mar 18, 2023 00:24
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part of why i like uncrustables if theyre ever provided |
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Mar 18, 2023 02:25
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I recommend strawb jam OP. it tastes better and is less gloopy 
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Mar 18, 2023 02:28
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i try to mush the edges of the pbj to create a pouch or dumpling. tbh i use white bread and sometimes peel off the crust which helps |
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Mar 18, 2023 02:37
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I like to PB both sides but then the layer of J is even more fluid!!!
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Mar 18, 2023 03:03
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use a plate. it's ok to swipe it up with your finger if you're at home but not in public
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Mar 18, 2023 05:24
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actually just buy fluff instead of jelly. marshmallow's kind of like a fruit
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Mar 18, 2023 05:25
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if they made marshmellow fluff stamped sandwiches...oh poo poo maybe we should make those and become rich
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Mar 18, 2023 06:09
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:it falls on your chest, or even more embarrassingly the top of your lil belly and tbh it's becoming increasingly problematic as i re-embrace the pb&j later in life My belly is huge so my immersion was ruined, op.
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Mar 18, 2023 06:33
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Escape From Noise posted:My belly is huge so my immersion was ruined, op. My table top brings all the boys to the yard ---------------- |
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Mar 18, 2023 06:38
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OP, use one of these to make a sealed toasted pb&j sandwich https://craftytoasties.com/what-is-a-jaffle/ |
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Mar 18, 2023 10:59
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Stoner Sloth posted:OP, use one of these to make a sealed toasted pb&j sandwich I don’t want a toasted pb&j warm peanut butter kinda grosses me out
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Mar 18, 2023 14:32
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your friend sk posted:use a plate. it's ok to swipe it up with your finger if you're at home but not in public I do use a plate I’m not an animal but this always happens when I am biting the actual sandwich (or in this case, rolled up tortilla) and then oops, but blob of jelly on my shirt.
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Mar 18, 2023 14:33
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I’m being oppressed by the glob of jelly that falls out the back of my pb&j and something needs to be done about it
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Mar 18, 2023 14:34
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Areola Grande posted:I recommend strawb jam OP. it tastes better and is less gloopy No I like grape jelly or jam sorry
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Mar 18, 2023 14:35
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Nosfereefer posted:sorry y'all, im not ready to have that conversation yet Even if you’re not ready, at least you get it and you know we need to have this conversation, and you admit it’s gonna be a difficult conversation to have
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Mar 18, 2023 14:36
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:I don’t want a toasted pb&j warm peanut butter kinda grosses me out what about a pb&j bib? |
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Mar 18, 2023 14:52
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elvis knew how to handle that situation hollow out a loaf of bread, stuff with pb&j, also add a bunch of bacon the bread enclosure prevents globs of jelly from leaking out, also the bacon soaks up any excess gloop(?) The King knows best, as usual
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Mar 18, 2023 14:53
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:warm peanut butter kinda grosses me out WTF?
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Mar 18, 2023 15:28
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dehydrate your jelly and cut it into sheets |
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Mar 18, 2023 15:59
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:No I like grape jelly or jam sorry Grape is the actual worst jelly, hth.
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Escape From Noise posted:Grape is the actual worst jelly, hth. when mint jelly exists?
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Escape From Noise posted:Grape is the actual worst jelly, hth. Sorry but which jelly is good or bad is a conversation for another time. Right now, right here, we need to talk about the blob of jelly that falls out of a pb&j
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Mar 18, 2023 17:27
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Buttchocks posted:dehydrate your jelly and cut it into sheets This is an interesting proposal which may have some merit. Thank you for bringing some solutions to this conversation and not whataboutism about jelly flavors.
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Mar 18, 2023 17:28
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Stoner Sloth posted:what about a pb&j bib? This is a potential mitigation to minimize the harm done by the glob of jelly that falls out of a pb&j, but it still doesn’t address the root of the problem here
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Mar 18, 2023 17:29
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just get the premade jars of pb&j where the jelly has a kind of weird congealed consistency
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Mar 19, 2023 00:39
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make a harness for the glob of jelly so when it falls out it just gets caught in the harness and can climb back in or wait for a rescue |
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Mar 19, 2023 03:04
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stacking sandbags around my pb&j to contain the j |
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Mar 19, 2023 04:05
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Sorry but which jelly is good or bad is a conversation for another time. Right now, right here, we need to talk about the blob of jelly that falls out of a pb&j I ain't savin' no grape jelly in my belly button for later.
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Mar 19, 2023 13:08
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nothing can contain the j once it spies a chance for freedom
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Mar 19, 2023 14:15
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what if you just toasted the crusts in a sandwich press to seal it without cooking the peanut butter? |
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Mar 19, 2023 15:11
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alternatively some kind of edible thread or staples to sew or seal the sandwich closed so as to prevent escaping j |
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Mar 19, 2023 15:11
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caulk
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Mar 19, 2023 15:16
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Stoner Sloth posted:edible thread . . . to sew or seal the sandwich closed so as to prevent escaping j  the strawberry flavor would particularly complement strawberry jam that's right I said jam, jelly can go straight to hell
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Mar 19, 2023 15:26
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Sandwich Bowls. Peanut butter and jelly in a bowl with strips of bread on top. This is marketable. Don't spoil my dreams by telling me some chain already did this. |
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Mar 19, 2023 16:23
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wait ur sposed to eat the sandwich after making it
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Manifisto posted:
This orb gets it.
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Mar 19, 2023 17:37
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if you build a wall of bananaslices all around the edge of your bottom toast and use the peanutbutter as mortar the jelly will be contained
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nobody ever told me moisturizing is embarrassing
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