What's something that would make your day?

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that g ova there: Mar 1, 2023; by Hand Knit

If cats could swim underwater and hold their breath but their fur doesn't get wet... :lilangel:

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Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

A calendar

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Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

There's no way to manufacture more days. We're at peak day as it were.

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Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

If I was elected moderator of GBS

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bossy lady: Jul 9, 1983

If I enter the PATH station on 9th street and there's a train to hoboken just arriving so I don't have to wait 15 minutes for the next one.

# ? Mar 19, 2023 15:58

Armitage: Aug 16, 2005; "Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

one million dollars. hell. I'd take 50 grand right now.

# ? Mar 19, 2023 15:59

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

no give it to me

# ? Mar 19, 2023 16:00

Armitage: Aug 16, 2005; "Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

but we can both have it

# ? Mar 19, 2023 16:05

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

It's not MY day it's the Lord's day OP

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ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Legit thought it was Monday today. :downs:

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Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Hot milfs in my area

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20 Blunts: Jan 21, 2017

great lakes derecho

# ? Mar 19, 2023 16:10

that g ova there: Mar 1, 2023; by Hand Knit

Nooner posted:

It's not MY day it's the Lord's day OP

That's Saturday because that's the 7th day of the week. Did you know Sunday as the Sabbath is created by humans?

I can't say much more because religion is suppressed in GBS by the atheist computer touchers in charge

# ? Mar 19, 2023 16:13

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

that g ova there posted:

That's Saturday because that's the 7th day of the week. Did you know Sunday as the Sabbath is created by humans?

I can't say much more because religion is suppressed in GBS by the atheist computer touchers in charge

If elected moderator, I promise to make freedom of religious expression expressly permitted and encourage on these forums. For too long these forums have been ruled without deference to GOD Almighty

# ? Mar 19, 2023 16:21

Slugworth: Feb 18, 2001; If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Smugworth posted:

If elected moderator, I promise to make freedom of religious expression expressly permitted and encourage on these forums. For too long these forums have been ruled without deference to GOD Almighty

Lol, you're never gonna be mod. Too many people will misremember posts I made as your posts, and understandably think less of you.

# ? Mar 19, 2023 16:30

that g ova there: Mar 1, 2023; by Hand Knit

Smugworth posted:

If elected moderator, I promise to make freedom of religious expression expressly permitted and encourage on these forums. For too long these forums have been ruled without deference to GOD Almighty

Recall "hail satan" said as much as "im gay" in gbs. There's a lot of dark energy that needs spiritual cleansing.

# ? Mar 19, 2023 16:38

You Are A Werewolf: Apr 26, 2010; Black Gold!

Someone needs to rename themselves Duckworth after Scrooge McDuck�s butler to further confuse everyone.

# ? Mar 19, 2023 16:41

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Icochet posted:

Hot milfs in my area

Hot milfs in this guy�s area. It just makes me happy to see other folks happy.

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Wall Balls: Jun 3, 2007; Spanish Castle Magic

you going ahead

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bossy lady: Jul 9, 1983

UPDATE: the train arrived just as I did. Allah is good.

# ? Mar 19, 2023 19:02

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

It'd be extremely nice if Vladimir Putin drinks a tall glass of drain cleaner, but failing that happenstance some good chocolate would be good.

# ? Mar 19, 2023 19:14

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Hot milfs in this guy�s area. It just makes me happy to see other folks happy.

Appreciated. I have prepared my area

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Extra row of tits: Oct 31, 2020

A big cake.

# ? Mar 19, 2023 19:45

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Smugworth posted:

If I was elected moderator of GBS

Not in my lifetime.

# ? Mar 19, 2023 20:20

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

That's not how the Toxx Clause usually works but I'll notarize that.

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Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

when it hit like that you know what i�m saying?

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Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

being patted and asked who's a good boy and then being told it's me

# ? Mar 19, 2023 20:43

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Cubone posted:

being patted and asked who's a good boy and then being told it's me

poo poo is it dogging day already?

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Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

granny pannies

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Wifi Toilet: Oct 1, 2004; Toilet Rascal

Some punk trying something so I can put a .44 through his head and it would be completely legal because I�m a cop

# ? Mar 19, 2023 21:16

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

I was pretty jazzed when I saw the early birds found the birdseed I threw out yesterday, so that.
There's still like, 10 feet of snow out there. The little doofuses need help.