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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
wonder what he's up to rn

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my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

turn on your monitor

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

my bony fealty posted:

turn on your monitor

you didn't even do the joke right

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

wonder what he's up to rn

I beat him up

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
jail

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Idk tbh

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

NeatHeteroDude posted:

I beat him up

i beat him up first, you got sloppy seconds. but its ok, it's cuz your weak and i respect that, it's like pre-opening a jar of pasta sauce for you

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

I have been hiding him under my bed

He has been silent for a few weeks now so I'm getting a little worried though

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014

I think I remember someone saying they dropped charges against the toeminator lol

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Chillgamesh posted:

I think I remember someone saying they dropped charges against the toeminator lol


hell yeah! free my boy

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

He's a Biden staffer now

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
direct action gets the goods

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
only trust your guns, fists wont shoot off toes

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

Xaris posted:

i beat him up first, you got sloppy seconds. but its ok, it's cuz your weak and i respect that, it's like pre-opening a jar of pasta sauce for you

He got stronger after that by training hard.

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
ducklo embedded 9mm in the foot

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

imagine if he had shot that guy in like the knee

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
dude is free and probably posting here still

tiny tried to deactivate his gps monitor and escape but got arrested and he just got convicted with felony assault and riot and gun charges and hes going to serve hard time, with 9 toes

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Al! posted:

dude is free and probably posting here still

tiny tried to deactivate his gps monitor and escape but got arrested and he just got convicted with felony assault and riot and gun charges and hes going to serve hard time, with 9 toes

the justice system sending a POC away while a straight white male once again walks free smh

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Al! posted:

dude is free and probably posting here still

tiny tried to deactivate his gps monitor and escape but got arrested and he just got convicted with felony assault and riot and gun charges and hes going to serve hard time, with 9 toes

holy hell there's even an wikipedia on the guy lol [url]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tusitala_Toese[/url. something awful is famous again :toot:

quote:

On March 2, 2023, Toese was found guilty on two counts each of second-degree assault with a weapon, third-degree assault, unlawful use of a weapon, riot and first-degree criminal mischief. One count of second-degree assault was dropped.[31] Under Oregon's Measure 11 guidelines, second-degree assault is a felony carrying a mandatory minimum sentence of five years and 10 months in state prison.[32]

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Stairmaster posted:

imagine if he had shot that guy in like the knee

ti-knee

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


dude was a crack shot to hit such a tiny target

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

let's free him from prison

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Justin Tyme posted:

dude was a crack shot to hit such a tiny target

bullet was guided by momus himself

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬
An eye for an eye; a toe for a toe.

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

was wondering this too

tiberion02
Mar 26, 2007

People tend to make the common mistake of believing that a situation will last forever.
Toe be or Not Toe be - that is goon question

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006

Al! posted:

dude is free and probably posting here still

tiny tried to deactivate his gps monitor and escape but got arrested and he just got convicted with felony assault and riot and gun charges and hes going to serve hard time, with 9 toes

if the government dropped the charges I think Jeff should lift the permaban, it's only fair. besides everyone knows what he looks like now that's the ultimate punishment for any goon and especially that specific goon

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006
dude looks like mclovin with fetal alcohol syndrome

yeah yeah turn on my monitor but it's loving true

lil poopendorfer
Nov 13, 2014

by the sex ghost
You can send him mail via his correspondence address:
https://www.inmate.com/inmates/benjaminvarela/

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Unban pistol pete

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Al! posted:

dude is free and probably posting here still

tiny tried to deactivate his gps monitor and escape but got arrested and he just got convicted with felony assault and riot and gun charges and hes going to serve hard time, with 9 toes

I bet he would have gotten away if he had 10 toes, so that long lipped goon really put him behind bars.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Al! posted:

dude is free and probably posting here still

tiny tried to deactivate his gps monitor and escape but got arrested and he just got convicted with felony assault and riot and gun charges and hes going to serve hard time, with 9 toes

lmao

he should be unbanned

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

larry is planning a jailbreak operation and once that is complete jeff will restore both their accounts

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
also lol @ "toeminator" that fun to say out loud

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

my horse faced brother should be freed

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Al! posted:

dude is free and probably posting here still

tiny tried to deactivate his gps monitor and escape but got arrested and he just got convicted with felony assault and riot and gun charges and hes going to serve hard time, with 9 toes

Huh. Feds must not have needed him anymore.

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

That young goon grew up to beBernie Sanders.

Nosfereefer
Jun 15, 2011

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
some say he's still out there, shooting off toes when you least expect it

Nosfereefer
Jun 15, 2011

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
others say he's a ghost, doomed to roam the earth until he hunts down the last nine

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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


He shot tiny toesies toesy off and then made a fake account to talk about how badass he was. A consummate poster. The government has determined he committed no crime, he should be allowed to post freely

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