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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > BSS: Bisexual Super Son > Let's Play: THE OLDEST GAME (BSS edition)
 
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Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

 Several years back, we played The Oldest Game here in BSS, and it went on for dozens of pages. Let's give it another try!

You must include a kenning.
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I am Sandman. Beach-imitating, Spider-Man-crushing.

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team overhead smash
Sep 2, 2006

Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

 I am a vacuum cleaner. Sand-consuming, house cleaning.
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Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

 I am the Tinkerer. Appliance-dissecting, parts-repurposing.

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




 Don't know how I found this thread, but I am a bully. Nerd-destroying, wedgie-dispensing
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Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

flavor.flv posted:

Don't know how I found this thread, but I am a bully. Nerd-destroying, wedgie-dispensing



I am the Vietnam War. Bully-enlisting, PTSD-inducing.

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Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Parahexavoctal posted:

I am the Vietnam War. Bully-enlisting, PTSD-inducing.



I am Paris, peace-accord hosting, war ending
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Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

I am Paris, peace-accord hosting, war ending



I am Batroc The Leaper. Stereotype-enforcing, country-mocking.
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Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

 I am Bouncing Boy. Higher-bounding, twin-romancing.

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Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Selachian posted:

I am Bouncing Boy. Higher-bounding, twin-romancing.



I am Black Bolt. Many-wives-having, kingdom-ruling.

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Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting

Parahexavoctal posted:

I am Black Bolt. Many-wives-having, kingdom-ruling.



I am Thanos. Blackbolt tanking, author overusing.
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Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Cornwind Evil posted:

I am Thanos. Blackbolt tanking, author overusing.



I am Squirrel Girl. Bad-guy defeating, Galactus befriending
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Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

I am Squirrel Girl. Bad-guy defeating, Galactus befriending



I am Brad the conspiracy theorist. Reality-rejecting, spirit-crushing.

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