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Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

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Several years back, we played The Oldest Game here in BSS, and it went on for dozens of pages. Let's give it another try!

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I am Sandman. Beach-imitating, Spider-Man-crushing.

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Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

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I am the Tinkerer. Appliance-dissecting, parts-repurposing.

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Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

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flavor.flv posted:

Don't know how I found this thread, but I am a bully. Nerd-destroying, wedgie-dispensing



I am the Vietnam War. Bully-enlisting, PTSD-inducing.

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Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

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Selachian posted:

I am Bouncing Boy. Higher-bounding, twin-romancing.



I am Black Bolt. Many-wives-having, kingdom-ruling.

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Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

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Gravitas Shortfall posted:

I am Squirrel Girl. Bad-guy defeating, Galactus befriending



I am Brad the conspiracy theorist. Reality-rejecting, spirit-crushing.

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