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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Pigma_Micron posted:

Are you telling me that you don't want to see the absolute height of garbage, cup-final soccer that would come out of a LAG-MIA matchup?

That involves one of those teams winning the Cup, so...no.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Someone's going to get murdered on the field here the way things are going.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Birmingham got robbed.

Go Cincy, I guess.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
The remaining schedule

Semifinals
Inter Miami @ FC Cincinnati - Aug 23, 7PM EST
Real Salt Lake @ Houston Dynamo - Aug 23, 9:30PM EST

Final
Miami/Cincy Winner vs. RSL/Houston winner - Sept 27, time TBD

Host will be either Houston or the Miami/Cincy winner.

CBS Sports is supposedly broadcasting all these games on their platform, but no official word on where exactly they'll be (I'm guessing one of the SFs on Golazo and the other on CBSSN in case the early game goes to penalties, final on CBSSN).

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Both matches tonight will be on the CBS Sports Golazo Network, as the CBS Sports Network is showing the WNBA.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

oh my god they put ray hudson on a messi game


brace yourselves

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Already wasn't planning on watching, hearing Ray Hudson orgasm every other time Messi touches the ball is a good reason to stick to that plan.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I love a good slow-roller goal.

Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!
lmao what was that

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Let's go Miami

Harry Lime
Feb 27, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

G-Hawk posted:

oh my god they put ray hudson on a messi game


brace yourselves

I haven't had to listen to him for like a decade, as soon as I heard his voice I was transported to watching Champions League games in the aughts.

fyallm
Feb 27, 2007



College Slice
Hell yeah Vazquez!!!

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
wonder if the Inter boys went out for a cheeky six-way at lunch. They’re lookin kinda wobbly

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Wowza!

Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!
lmao

Backdoor Delivery
Nov 15, 2004

one cool dude


2 Time TRP Sack Race Champion
They can't keep getting away with this

fyallm
Feb 27, 2007



College Slice

Backdoor Delivery posted:

They can't keep getting away with this

All of the cincinnati players look completely gassed

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Alright, I'll watch pens.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
lmao what the gently caress was that

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
This is (further) proof that Don Garber is scripting all this poo poo, right?

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

whypick1 posted:

This is (further) proof that Don Garber is scripting all this poo poo, right?

Ohio stays losing

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
“who writes this stuff?”

uh

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
TWO first-half stoppage goals for Houston!

e: I guess not

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Aug 24, 2023

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

Ccl qualification for houston :cool:

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

G-Hawk posted:

Ccl qualification for houston :cool:

(it's not an l anymore, it's a c)

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

Edward Mass posted:

(it's not an l anymore, it's a c)

I will probably never remember this and the new name is dumb

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Do over Ham posted:

[ pours out libation in memory of the Rochester Raging Rhinos. ]

Stiev Awt posted:

same but Edmonton

Add San Diego Loyal to the list.

Do over Ham posted:

U.S. Open Cup Says Salt Bae Is Banned From Finals, FIFA Launches Investigation Into His World Cup Behavior

https://www.complex.com/sports/salt-bae-banned-us-open-cup-world-cup-behavior

THE WORLD CUP Published December 22, 2022 2:59pm EST

'Salt Bae' banned from US Open Cup final amid World Cup fiasco; FIFA launches an investigation

FIFA rules prohibit anyone but World Cup winners and heads of state from touching the trophy

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/salt-bae-banned-us-open-cup-final-amid-world-cup-fiasco-fifa-launches-investigation

Back when this happened the idea that Salt Bae would know what the US Open Cup was seemed unlikely, but now that the US Open Cup final will be in Ft. Lauderdale and feature Messi...well that's a different situation. This could get hilarious.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Thats exceptionally good planning.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
The Final tonight is on CBS Sports Network in addition to Paramount+.

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


no messi

busquets is playing though

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
:siren:James Harden Cam:siren:

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Did not expect to turn the game on just after halftime and see Houston up by 2, on the road even.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

binge crotching posted:

Did not expect to turn the game on just after halftime and see Houston up by 2, on the road even.

Well, that’s because Messi is on the bench. When he gets subbed on…

*looks at bench*

Oh.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

I know it's Florida at the end of the summer, but the grass on that pitch looks so chewed up and lovely. Players are slipping and falling everywhere.

Backdoor Delivery
Nov 15, 2004

one cool dude


2 Time TRP Sack Race Champion
That looked offside but I'm not complaining

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

lmao imagine losing a final at home

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Miami can't keep getting away wi-

Oh, they lost. Carry on then.

binge crotching posted:

lmao imagine losing a final at home

:smuggo::respek::smuggo:

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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Chad James Harden vs The Virgin Leo Messy

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