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Barking Gecko posted:

Lets her kids attempt a saving throw to avoid a timeout.

lol

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# ? Mar 26, 2023 02:13

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 07:58

sb hermit

You know, Aeris could do the Daigo Parry when she was 7. You're now twice that age and you still can't parry more than 3 hits?

# ? Mar 26, 2023 04:23

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

counts giving birth to each kid as a -1 to lifetime K/D ratio

# ? Mar 26, 2023 06:15

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

canyoneer posted:

counts giving birth to each kid as a -1 to lifetime K/D ratio

kids/daddies ratio is real. :pray:

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# ? Mar 26, 2023 06:53

big black turnout

poly gamer mom's k/d ratio < 1

# ? Mar 26, 2023 07:00

nut

kd ratio the number of times ur just 2 tired and make kraft dinner

# ? Mar 26, 2023 13:28

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Deciding whether to level up prestidigitation or animal handling

# ? Mar 26, 2023 15:21

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

nut posted:

kd ratio the number of times ur just 2 tired and make kraft dinner

Hitbox = blue box

# ? Mar 26, 2023 20:47

Khanstant

put v bucks in lunch pail

# ? Mar 28, 2023 04:12

nut

a mom who stomps and kills goombas

# ? Mar 31, 2023 04:16

nut

a mom who gowns soap shoes

# ? Mar 31, 2023 04:17

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Mom would even go through the water levels for you.

# ? Mar 31, 2023 09:01

sb hermit

"You're going to a lan party? With that keyboard? And that mouse? And no mousepad? Have I taught you anything?"

# ? Mar 31, 2023 09:10

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Refusing to let my daughter wear white to her wedding because she used the Konami code.

# ? Mar 31, 2023 13:13

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

telling my son that i hosed his mom after beating him in call of duty

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# ? Mar 31, 2023 16:11

FutonForensic

greetings members of the city council. as a mother, I have some concerns about the quality of The Last of Us port for the personal computer,

# ? Mar 31, 2023 17:54

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

true story from my life. i was playing snes Tetris Attack against my mom and was clobbering her. I got a particularly sweet win and was gloating about it and she called me "a cocky s.o.b." and i think that was maybe the hardest I've laughed at something in my life to that point

# ? Apr 4, 2023 04:32

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

canyoneer posted:

true story from my life. i was playing snes Tetris Attack against my mom and was clobbering her. I got a particularly sweet win and was gloating about it and she called me "a cocky s.o.b." and i think that was maybe the hardest I've laughed at something in my life to that point

Tetris on game boy is the only video game me mom has ever played. watching the new Tetris movie was moving for this reason. watch it if u can

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# ? Apr 4, 2023 05:43

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

we played some jackbox games with my mother-in-law a few years ago and after awhile she got kind of serious for a minute and said she missed making raunchy jokes bc her partner is such a solemn man

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# ? Apr 4, 2023 08:32

sb hermit

How Wonderful! posted:

we played some jackbox games with my mother-in-law a few years ago and after awhile she got kind of serious for a minute and said she missed making raunchy jokes bc her partner is such a solemn man

the last time my mom was an avid gamer was the height of the wii sports craze and I'm sure she introduced the tennis and bowling games to any and all friends that would come over.

# ? Apr 4, 2023 08:39

sb hermit

she has not touched a game since and the only game she talks about is squid game

she really wants me to watch it

# ? Apr 4, 2023 08:40

GoutPatrol: *Stupid Babby*

my mom used to chain smoke playing astrosmash on the intellivision

this was before she had kids

# ? Apr 5, 2023 11:16

FutonForensic

gamer mom got chardonnay all over her keyboard

# ? Apr 5, 2023 18:39

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

my mom also used to stay up extremely late on occasion playing a mahjong tile matching game on the old PC. it's the mom game equivalent of "one more turn..." in Civilization games and whoops look at the time it's 2am and my eyes are all watery how did this happen

# ? Apr 5, 2023 22:15