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lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

he is the worlds greatest martial artist and worked black ops for the cia

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Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
he ate all the grain thereby holodomored ukraine. no thanks.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
whats up doc?

CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN
Aug 12, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Really appreciate the thread concept here but idk if we can get things underway here until cum warriors is goldmined, sorry.

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN posted:

Really appreciate the thread concept here but idk if we can get things underway here until cum warriors is goldmined, sorry.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
steven segal orchestrated the bank run

THE BLOOD BANK RUN

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN posted:

Really appreciate the thread concept here but idk if we can get things underway here until cum warriors is goldmined, sorry.

think of it as a soft launch

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.
Is this some guy you have to be a boomer to care about

Chapo won't shut up about him

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


i wish stephen seagull was my cool ninja dad

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

Stephen

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?
he was so lame when you were looking for good martial arts flicks to rent. none of the american stars were any good, honestly. van damme was tolerable.

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


more of a van damme kinda guy

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?
Steven Seagal's sole claim to legitimacy is his Aikido rank, which he attained after his elderly judge fell asleep during his performance and was too embarrassed not to award to him

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


blood sport ruled

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?

Buck Wildman posted:

more of a van damme kinda guy

he had the chops at least, but his films are still too conventional hollywood. got the hong kong bug bad.

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Is there enough content for a whole thread?

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

The hotter, the wetter, the better

CODChimera posted:

Is there enough content for a whole thread?

define content

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

me reading this thread

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I heard the Steven Seagal dancehall reggae song. I will not link it because it’s too vile for even cum warriors

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

I wish akido was real

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Please add to the OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvkvZ_9x8G4

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:

Steven Seagal's sole claim to legitimacy is his Aikido rank, which he attained after his elderly judge fell asleep during his performance and was too embarrassed not to award to him

you can assess his skill for yourself rather than this appeal to sleepy authority

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVs--uHf4sE

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN posted:

Really appreciate the thread concept here but idk if we can get things underway here until cum warriors is goldmined, sorry.

this thread is for posting about Steven seagal please keep discussion about other threads to the feedback thread. thank you.

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?

Ringo Roadagain posted:

I wish akido was real

sonny chiba made a movie about it with sue shiomi, what more do you need

https://youtu.be/WlCbhJgN9Ow

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Cuttlefush posted:

you can assess his skill for yourself rather than this appeal to sleepy authority

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVs--uHf4sE

Hes so powerful

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

Vox Nihili posted:

Hes so powerful

:haibrow:

Johnny Cache Hit
Oct 17, 2011
https://twitter.com/ussrdad/status/1246706599927808000?s=46&t=OVkU_Z8nK0TNmzLIuCYVFg

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

















CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN
Aug 12, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

nice

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aCMTpJx2cs

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022


AnimeIsTrash posted:

me reading this thread


indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Al! posted:

whats up doc?

can we rock?

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Cuttlefush posted:

you can assess his skill for yourself rather than this appeal to sleepy authority

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVs--uHf4sE

Incredible power!

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHKKrD6l_ec

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

This is Steven's magnum opus, his soul laid bare for the world:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B0np_o1VBg

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jji78uEW14

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008



gently caress

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxloUBCYuFM

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January 6 Survivor
Jan 6, 2022

The
Nelson Mandela
of clapping
dusty old cheeks


( o(
tbqh the worst aspect of being a tankie is having to pretend that Steven Seagal is good or cool everyday I get new emails with my directives from the kremlin and it's like normal stuff like pretend the holodomor didn't happen or that NATO isn't great and like ok sure, that's easy enough to post about online but there must be one guy working there who's always asking us to post positive things about Seagal online and at this point I just don't know if I got it in me man

maybe I should ask to be moved to the "shill for Xi Jinping" division?

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