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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



If you're not watching ROH Supercard of Honor tonight, then that means you're watching AEW Rampage! So let's get to it!


https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1641462789775433728?s=20

Juice Robinson, in his quest to throw Ricky Starks off his game, has issued a challenge. But the challenge wasn't to the "Absolute" one. Instead, he's challenged Starks' ... protege? Friend? Tag team partner?* ... Action Andretti. But Andretti already shocked the world by defeating Chris Jericho. Could Robinson's plan to get under Starks' skin backfire if he takes Andretti lightly?

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1641545842892083200?s=20

In tag team action, 2/3 of the AEW World Trios Champions, The Kings of the Black Throne, will be taking on Chuck Taylor and Trent Beretta, The Best Friends! It's Chuck's first match back since having emergency dental surgery**; will he be at hundred percent?

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1641417493658112007?s=20

In a match featuring two young lions*** of AEW, Sammy Guevara faces off with Konosuke Takeshita! Expect this to be a banger of a match!

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1641515644691820544?s=20

Taya Valkyrie has made huge splash upon her AEW debut, but is all that about to end when she squares off with "The Problem" Marian Shafir!****



*Designated driver?
**Think he consulted Dr. Britt Baker, DMD?
***Think New Japan missed a beat by not branding their young lions as "Cubs"?
****Bring back the "Blossom" hat, Marina

Davros1 fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Mar 31, 2023

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RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Soup boy gonna get his big win this time surely

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

RandolphCarter posted:

Soup boy gonna get his big win this time surely

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Can't believe Tony Honor is going head to head with Tony Elite.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
only cowards would watch roh supercard

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003
Whose the blonde in the QTV?

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
qtv rules

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
You

Are

HIS

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Matt's slow plot to destroy the Firm rules so much.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Rhonne posted:

Matt's slow plot to destroy the Firm rules so much.

it's amazing how much everyone involved has done with so little, one of my favorite parts of every show now

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Rhonne posted:

Matt's slow plot to destroy the Firm rules so much.

Honestly, my ideal outcome would be that Matt's plot comes to light, leaving the Firm devastated... and Ethan Page just goes, "y'know what, you got me. Still friends?" And they stay friends.

Bonus points if somehow Stokely is forced to tag along

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Wow a dq

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

See, Wheeler Yuta never got DQed for hitting somebody with a chair. Clearly Trent was in the wrong all along.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

the planets have aligned

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
yall remember the baseball mutant

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Love cult leader Kieth Lee

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Shinji2015 posted:

Honestly, my ideal outcome would be that Matt's plot comes to light, leaving the Firm devastated... and Ethan Page just goes, "y'know what, you got me. Still friends?" And they stay friends.

Bonus points if somehow Stokely is forced to tag along

Ideally Ethan Page changes his name to Ethan Hardy and they become the New Hardy Boyz.

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

throw the sock back lmao

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
she stinky socked the crowd lol

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



Prokhor Zakharov posted:

she stinky socked the crowd lol

Someone in the crowd is going to do something unspeakable to those socks.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Okkult posted:

Someone in the crowd is going to do something unspeakable to those socks.

feet psychos eatin tonight

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

This will end with Taya vs 20 lawyers.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
somebody bonk jr

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
NOT TOOTY

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Arrest Taya

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Good person Jade eager to avenge the non-wrestler Taya manhandled.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Anna!

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

u spooky bitch

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
lmao Anna owns

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
"i dont mind pain because i got a fat rear end"

what a line lmao

and lol lexi

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Anna's fat rear end protecting her frail ribs.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Juice is living proof humans interbred with neanderthals

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Juice Robinson looks and acts like if Funhouse Bray was actually booked as a wrestler.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
They really are setting up for a massive Trios showdown between HoB and BCC just pissing off all the other factions

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

lmao AA hosed up his stupid little jump in

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
action got that early 2000s theme

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


I haven’t seen a lot of juice but I like him

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

RandolphCarter posted:

I haven’t seen a lot of juice but I like him

he did a lot of great matches in njpw

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

that is a cool finisher, much cooler than a standing shooting star press for instance

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

ROH just finished, let's all turn on our DVRs at the same time

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