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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



If you're not watching AEW Rampage tonight, then that means you're watching ROH Supercard of Honor! So let's get to it!


https://twitter.com/ringofhonor/status/1641547234939666432?s=20

They don't like each other*, and haven't for fifteen years, and tonight Claudio Castagnoli and Eddie Kingston are going to finally settle that grudge in the ring. And it's also going to decide who is the Ring of Honor World Champion! Will Castagnoli continue his dominance, or will Kingston finally achieve his dream and become World Champion?

https://twitter.com/ringofhonor/status/1641855377015701512?s=20

In a match that is dedicated to his late brother Jay, Mark Briscoe challenges Samoa Joe for the ROH World Television Championship. It has to be an emotional night for Mark, as this is the first ROH PPV since his brother's tragic passing. He wants to honor his brother's memory, and make him proud by capturing the World TV title, a championship which has always eluded Mark. But it's not going to easy. Not by a long shot. Samoa Joe may no longer be the "King of Television", but he is still the ROH World Television champion, and you can bet that he plans on keeping a stranglehold** on the belt.

https://twitter.com/ringofhonor/status/1641847836894728204?s=20

The ROH Women's World Title is on the line as champion "The Fallen Goddess" Athena defends against "The Magical Girl" Yuka Sakazaki***. The fun loving, care free Athena who made her debut in AEW is long gone, replaced by an Athena who seems more interested in brutalizing her opponents than she is about defeating them. But in taking advantage of her opponent, she instead made an enemy in Yuka Sakazaki. And while the Yuka we've seen in AEW is also fun loving and care free, those who follow her in Japan know that when the need arises, "The Magical Girl" can dish it out just as hard as anyone in the wrestling world.

https://twitter.com/ringofhonor/status/1641562193257988103?s=20

The ROH Pure Champion Wheeler Yuta has been showing a more and more vicious side as a member of The Blackpool Combat Club, and one has to wonder if that's going to carry over into his Pure title defenses, a championship built on Honor. And tonight he squares off with Katsuyori Shibata, and it could be argued that in his prime, Shibata outclassed Yuta in every category. But Shibata's journey back into professional wrestling has been well documented****, and the question of his health is always looming overhead. Could Shibata have made a mistake asking for a shot at Yuta, who has demonstrated that he's no longer above inflicting pain on his opponents?

https://twitter.com/ringofhonor/status/1641077754211844105?s=20

With the passing of Jay Briscoe, one half of the ROH World Tag Team Champions with his brother Mark, the uneasy question of what to do with the titles eventually came up. And Tony Khan had a novel solution: he would let Mark decide how the new champions should be crowned*****. And Mark decided on a ladder match. A "Reach for the Sky" Ladder Match, with five teams competing: The Lucha Bros, The Kingdom, Aussie Open, Top Flight, and Rush & Dralistico. Expect a MOTY right here.

https://twitter.com/ringofhonor/status/1641900675796815872?s=20

Expect this match might the one the steal the show, and El Hijo Del Vikingo defends the AAA Mega Championship against Kommander. Two of the best high flyers in the world today going one on one? Yes, please!

https://twitter.com/ringofhonor/status/1641886184854159361?s=20

loving hell, "The Ace of the Universe" is on this card? And he's wrestling The Jericho Appreciation Society's Daniel Garcia? Take my money, ROH!

https://twitter.com/ringofhonor/status/1640805960636846081?s=20

The ROH World Six-Man Team Team titles will be defended as The Embassy puts the titles on the line against AR Fox, Blake Christian, and Metalik. The faces are definitely the underdogs going into this match, as Prince Nana's team of Brian Cage, Kaun, and Toa Liona hit with the impact of a runaway train. Can the underdogs pull off the upset?

And then we have the Zero Hour matches, streaming on YouTube:

https://twitter.com/TonyKhan/status/1641886981964853249?s=20
https://twitter.com/TonyKhan/status/1641884455395807234?s=20
https://twitter.com/TonyKhan/status/1641875939280957440?s=20
https://twitter.com/TonyKhan/status/1641873148831481856?s=20




*to be fair, Eddie doesn't really like most people.
**Get it? Samoa Joe. Stranglehold? Because he chokes people out.
***AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA
****Some say he had his brain removed, and put back. Well, one person says. Dave.
*****Brave man, our Tony. He's lucky Mark didn't decide on a "Sandy Fork Dunkeroo Chicken Coop" match.

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IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
Gonna watch this later. Looking forward to posting with all of you again.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

TK is a madman for this card

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
it's pape day and i'm loving hyped

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
I decided gently caress it and ordered the pape, financial abuse has no power over me tonight :toot:

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Penguin Patrol posted:

it's pape day and i'm loving hyped

hell YEAH!

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
zero hour youtube feed is live, no video but bobby cruise just announced the commentary team

e: aaaaand they cut out the audio, just a waiting screen with music now

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


just bought the ppv, card looks great

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Duke Pukem posted:

just bought the ppv, card looks great

yeah it's a super card

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


This is the most hyped I've been for a ROH PAPE

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

well it's bing of honor. Bing it.

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Caprice has a great a jacket

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

I love this stage setup.

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



Let's go Jeff!

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
ian, i'm not missing, i'm right here

Visual Basic Bitch
Sep 4, 2019
riccaboni/coleman is an extremely good announce team and I feel like I forget this in between every single ROH show somehow

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
tracy williams being booked for this show.

bdk bdk bdk

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
cobb stronk

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
think about it

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


incredible strength

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Oooooh that stage setup is nice.

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
cute little match, never hit that higher gear though

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
supermeal of honor



Sloppy joe style shredded chicken thighs, yukon potatoes, air fried brussel sprouts and avocado. The honor comes in no bread (because i forgot to buy the brioche buns)

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

I'm glad they don't have to come alone tonight.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

MorningMoon posted:

supermeal of honor



Sloppy joe style shredded chicken thighs, yukon potatoes, air fried brussel sprouts and avocado. The honor comes in no bread (because i forgot to buy the brioche buns)

drat I gotta air fry some brussel sprouts

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



THEY GOT NIGEL!!!!!

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

FUCKIN NIGEL

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
yoooooooooo Nigel on comms all night!!!!!!!

Visual Basic Bitch
Sep 4, 2019
HELL YES

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Oh gently caress, Nigel!

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



NIGEL

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Yo that dude in the crowd’s Jamie Hayter shirt looked sick. I hope it’s not some dumb PWTees shirt.

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
THE MAGIC MAN

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



NIGEL!!!!!

Visual Basic Bitch
Sep 4, 2019
bring back the tips nigel

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Aww nice

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
HELL YES

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


This is a hilarious ripoff of loving in the bushes I'm crying

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
tony khan you beautiful genius i love you

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maruhkati
Sep 29, 2021

NAZ REID
Oh hey, Nigel's here!

Remember his first NXT broadcast when he hosed up and said "Ring of Honor" by mistake? It was a sign.

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