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HARDEST kong to ESCAPE from
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Donkey Kong 8 4.88%
Diddy Kong 3 1.83%
Dixie Kong 8 4.88%
Funky Kong 49 29.88%
Chunky Kong 8 4.88%
Bluster Kong 5 3.05%
Lanky Kong (demanded by Cheetah) 53 32.32%
Max Castillo 6 3.66%
Billy Mitchell 18 10.98%
Steve Wiebe 6 3.66%
Total: 164 votes
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Looper
Mar 1, 2012

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Gravy Boat 2k
Sonic got murdered but I solved the case and he's better now

The game didn't like my name though



Also I thought this was cute

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Who is this smug rear end?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

That's Bluster Kong, he only exists in the cartoon

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

I really just want Star Wars Jedi Survivor for April. That game looks really good.

The Dark Souls of Posters
Nov 4, 2011

Just Post, Kupo
Speaking of Dead Island 2, was Dying Light 2 any good?

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

I'm the only person in my gamer friend circle who likes the Donkey Kong country games. Who's right?

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
videogames peaked with Gauntlet: Dark Legacy and its all been a steady decline from there

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Bad Video Games
Sep 17, 2017


Jay Rust posted:

I'm the only person in my gamer friend circle who likes the Donkey Kong country games. Who's right?

Sounds like you need new friends.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

ChickenHeart posted:

videogames peaked with Gauntlet: Dark Legacy and its all been a steady decline from there

Actually the best game ever was The Trap Door on the ZX Spectrum

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

I still remember my first experience of this. Good lord.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



I hate that ape so much

TheWorldsaStage
Sep 10, 2020

The Harvey Birdman episode was great

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



VideoGames posted:

I still remember my first experience of this. Good lord.

https://clips.twitch.tv/LightHedonisticTurnipOSfrog-2GqhpomWWT4m0pKF

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Jay Rust posted:

I'm the only person in my gamer friend circle who likes the Donkey Kong country games. Who's right?

You are right

ChickenHeart posted:

videogames peaked with Gauntlet: Dark Legacy and its all been a steady decline from there

You are also right

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

ASK ME ABOUT MY
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FUNKO POPS COLLECTION



Oh yeah it’s April first in Japan already. We got a lot of bullshit coming.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

I said come in! posted:

I really just want Star Wars Jedi Survivor for April. That game looks really good.

Torn between wanting to go on more Jedi adventures and putting off finally buying a game for 70 dollars

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007

Is this someone's fanart to look like some old print version or was the 3d cartoon dude inspired by an established Nintendo Kong??

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

First

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

FlowerRhythmREMIX posted:

Speaking of Dead Island 2, was Dying Light 2 any good?

Not at launch. Idk about now after a year of bug fixes

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

pics of some of the games in the OP:





























Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!


Cal Kestis is never beating the Archie Andrews allegations, no matter how much beard he grows

Metis of the Chat Thread
Aug 1, 2014



fight me

Adam Bowen
Jan 6, 2003

This post probably contains a Rickroll link!

FlowerRhythmREMIX posted:

Speaking of Dead Island 2, was Dying Light 2 any good?

If you like that ubisoft style open world with lots of poo poo to do it's pretty decent. The parkour and traversal is still cool and there are all the elements of a great game but the decision to use the most generic modern game formula possible holds it back a ton. Like there's a really cool split between night/day gameplay and some risk/reward elements that in a better game would be amazing, except in this case there's no risk because everything is so easy and no point to the reward because you're almost immediately flush with cash and weapons and crafting materials anyway.

Evil Kit
May 29, 2013

I'm viable ladies.

I feel as though Chunky Long is underrepresented in this Apeescapril thread however, I suppose there is good reason.


He's dead.

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

The 7th Guest posted:

pics of some of the games in the OP:

This is some Cortex Command level of 2D physics jank and it looks great

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Assepoester posted:

This is some Cortex Command level of 2D physics jank and it looks great
i played the demo two (!) years ago and it was neat, i love the Rare-esque 16-bit pre-rendered look. it's a civilian rescue action game called Moons of Darsalon

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



seeing zero apes in thos pics op

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
We are not the only ones whose thirst for apes drives us to irrational self-destruction

https://twitter.com/dalegre/status/1641793257293111296?s=20

rox
Sep 7, 2016

The 7th Guest posted:

pics of some of the games in the OP:































added to the reserveve bunker :cheers:

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

haveblue posted:

We are not the only ones whose thirst for apes drives us to irrational self-destruction

https://twitter.com/dalegre/status/1641793257293111296?s=20

Deeply cursed tweet. Makes me glad he's gone from Blizzard

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Finished Gotham Knights. It has gotten a lot better with the technical and performance issues since release last year, but it's also still not really a good game to play and likely never will be. The story is also really dumb, and super pro-cop. One of the end game bosses is called Man Bat.

Draga
Dec 9, 2011

WASHI JA!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9B0-HFkpT4

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
Man-Bat is from the comics tbf

Draga
Dec 9, 2011

WASHI JA!
He was in Arkham Knight too

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

First episode of the animated series

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

I said come in! posted:

Finished Gotham Knights. It has gotten a lot better with the technical and performance issues since release last year, but it's also still not really a good game to play and likely never will be. The story is also really dumb, and super pro-cop. One of the end game bosses is called Man Bat.

The great thing about Man-Bat is he was as dipshit hero for like 2 decades before they decided to make him crazy and bad. He did superheroics so bad he drove himself, his wife, and his newborn daughter into poverty and homelessness.

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Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Mr Hootington posted:

The great thing about Man-Bat is he was as dipshit hero for like 2 decades before they decided to make him crazy and bad. He did superheroics so bad he drove himself, his wife, and his newborn daughter into poverty and homelessness.

Makes sense. The true nemesis of Batman has always been the poor

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