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Our scouts have identified all 151 original dwarves, but finding those bastards is only half the battle. These dwarves are a hypothetically-deadly group of devious crime-likers wanted in 7 mine states for illegal crimes ranging from interception of federal junkmail for a missing princess (presumed sleeping), password sharing, self-tickling, running by the pool, public chugging of bongwater-- all the way to darker crimes will bone-chill your blood, like crypto mining in a state park and making edgy mining jokes. If we do not stop them now, it might be us who have our hulu accounts stolen by fraudulent kidnappers next.dwarf looker taskforce posted:Dopey we need foolproof plans to take each one of them down and cross em off the list... without getting caught or blowing ourselves up. if they find out we're on to them, there's no telling what they'll do, might even ask us to leave them alone... (͡๏̯๏ |
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Leaving a roach motel out to nab all the smallys scurrying around
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it's going to take expert timing but if we can lure that australian dwarf whose named i'm not allowed to say... you know... into a non-commonwealth thread when Jeff happens to be awake then we might be able to just pull this off! |
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Kissing my wife and children goodbye while i equip a burrito sword and tortilla shield to face down the Guacamoly menace. I prayed to god it wouldn't come to this, but the conflict was unavocavoidableo
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Prop up an anvil with a comically thin stick and put a piece of gold under the anvil. Then tie a piece of string from the gold to the stick and wait. The dwarf, having a natural affinity for gold, will be attracted and upon seizing the gold will inadvertently pull the stick which leads to the now unsupported anvil falling down and crushing the unsuspecting dwarf.
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Trotsky just hopped on a plane to Mexico so it should just be a matter of time.
Hoooooo boy. |
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Apr 3, 2023 16:08
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And if we let bonery hang out for several hours that aughta take care of him as well. For boney, just push/shove him down the stairs.
Hoooooo boy. |
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Prurient Squid posted:To defeat them don't we also have to define them? To defeat them...we must become them!
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Justa Dandelion posted:And if we let bonery hang out for several hours that aughta take care of him as well. For boney, just push/shove him down the stairs. if it takes any longer than that to get rid of bonery then we should consult a doctor |
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I've picked a block of five dwarfs that I will defeat in accordance to the premise of this thread Tragedy Tragedy has known pain. I'll appeal to them, offer hope for reconciliation and a brighter tomorrow, hug them, then take it all away with a powerful suplex attack. Delivery I will order something and lure them into a trap of some kind and dispatch them by making them look left quickly. Nosey Curiosity famously killed the cat but I think this dwarf just has a huge nose, I'll use a big pepper grinder and make them sneeze, I don't know what that will achieve but it's all I've got so far. Penny Push down a wishing well. Sayonara do svidaniya por favor~ Slumpy Won't be a problem.
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Justa Dandelion posted:Trotsky just hopped on a plane to Mexico so it should just be a matter of time.
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I'll need to get all their stats so I can make sure not to waste moves and have to use an ether... becuase the last shipment was hijacked by one of these dwarves
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I have just received word that a bidet has caught and compromised to a permanent end the dwarves poo poo and lovely.
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Wait for Fucky, other Fucky, gently caress, and Fucky Jr. to finally take that family trip to the dwarf grand canyon, trail em to their motel, and cut their brakes while they sleep.
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Justa Dandelion posted:Trotsky just hopped on a plane to Mexico so it should just be a matter of time. |
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treasure bear posted:Nosey Sneezy's secret origin story |
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We'll have to turn Hollywood into the NWO.
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I was gonna take on the smally's but they combined into a really large one using a big overcoat and beat me up |
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