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Who should get the next welterweight title shot? This poll is closed. |
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| Colby Covington |
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2 | 3.51% |
| Belal Muhammad |
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17 | 29.82% |
| Shavkat Rakhmonov |
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3 | 5.26% |
| Matt Serra |
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26 | 45.61% |
| Marius Zaromskis |
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4 | 7.02% |
| Ben Quadrinaros |
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5 | 8.77% |
| Total: | 57 votes | ||
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Transcription of a sizzle reel the ufc has got in the can in case Pereira / Izzy 2 doesn't happen. [Joe Rogan] Man loving Pereira stands no loving chance against a wrestler. His deal with the Zoroastrian or whatever God means he gets these giant mits that will just demolish a skull, but he dies if you hug him beneath the rear end. Insane genes tho... Everybody's wife... You know what I mean? [Bill Nye] No. [Ariel] So how do you plan to deal with wrestling champ? [Bigfoot, confused] Uh, well, his head goes there, knee. Yes? Knee.
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shockingly cool
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Apr 4, 2023 10:49
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oh, and just a fun blast from the past, back in the ufc 200 thread jerusalem posted this:quote:The most bizarre What If is that apparently Vince McMahon's son actually recommended they buy UFC at some point way back in the past and Vince rejected the idea. I mean, he probably would have completely hosed it up and not a single person would have believed the fights had any integrity but it's still a fun thing to think about what might have been. lol good poo poo.
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Apr 4, 2023 13:41
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lol
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Apr 5, 2023 05:32
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speaking of judging i was interested to see how the judging has evolved by re-watching condit / hendricks. on the actual night i had hendricks winning and agreed with the judges. i re-watched that thing and hendricks did gently caress all with his top control and i gave the fight to condit accordingly. this could also be my hosed up brain but i don't think so.
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Apr 6, 2023 14:57
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i'll be betting on masvidal since he's a massive underdog and i think he's more of a dark horse. my reasons are pretty simple: he is very good at fighting. he does not have any technical weak points. demian maia's comments about jorge's defensive ground game rings loud, and he is not an easy guy to knock out; although at his age the effects of cumulative damage could catch up to him at literally any moment. he'll probably lose, but i bet any dudes who bet on giblert will be sweating.
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Apr 6, 2023 16:12
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I forgot I ordered a copy of Mark Hunt's autobiography. Would the thread be interested in a chapter by chapter synopsis or nah?
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Apr 6, 2023 17:47
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Hollandia posted:Do it but be warned it's a bit of a rough read SquirrelGrip posted:It’s gets pretty heavy at points, especially as someone who has friends who grew up in the same areas idolising hunt. Ill definitely cw the heavy stuff.
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Apr 8, 2023 02:09
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the ref caught his head after only one bounce
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Apr 8, 2023 11:46
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beep by grandpa posted:I already know a lot of you on here will hate this but to me, lmfao lol that has stuck in his head for so long and when he finally vindicated himself he made sure to make fun of that child.
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Apr 9, 2023 16:09
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'haha, your father is hurt badly!' taunts israel adesanya, who is not mad.
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Apr 9, 2023 16:13
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Gumball Gumption posted:Maybe the kid should appreciate a good joke Lol
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Apr 10, 2023 00:59
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Mekchu posted:How many of them were going over to Pereira to mock him for being KO'd tho? How many were literally children? Serious question.
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Apr 10, 2023 06:12
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when i see a child mocking a grown man losing a professional contest i am amused. when i see an adult professional mocking a child who just witnessed his father get badly hurt i am also amused but for other reasons. let's just say that kid got loving owned and if you count the pereiras as a unit the head to head is 3 to 2 lol
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Apr 10, 2023 06:17
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AndyElusive posted:You guys are talking about Alessandro Pereira like he's some poor toddler weeping at octagon side after his dad got ktfo. He's been watching his dad beat the poo poo out of grown men for years. I think he's gonna be ok with Israel throwing shade at him especially after they brought it up again on Embedded prior to the fight. lmao
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Apr 10, 2023 07:27
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alex's son crying as the coach - who doesn't stop humping poatan pretending to be knocked out - screams about how he's gotta 'get ready for izzy'
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Apr 10, 2023 09:41
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oil. dome.
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Apr 11, 2023 02:32
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Radical 90s Wizard posted:Did Izzy say anything in the presser about how messed up his leg/s were getting? i've been waiting to post about this. until pereira got caught, he was eating up izzy's leg and it might have been my imagination but even his very hittable 'lean back' approach to defence he seemed to be taking most of izzy's punches on the shoulder. i had pereira comfortably winning and in control until he stopped being conscious. i'm memeing giving izzy poo poo for being scared but in all seriousness i don't blame him for wanting to fight any other opponent. it kind of reminded me of manhoef / lawler lite.
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Apr 11, 2023 12:17
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it's a weird kick. i've watched it really closely and I can't tell the difference between when he's just flicking it out and when he's putting some stink on it. either way it should serve him and anyone else who finds a way to crib it really well going forward.
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Apr 11, 2023 13:00
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CarlCX posted:he's beating up Charles "Mask" Lewis incredible
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Apr 12, 2023 02:53
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CarlCX posted:Enrique Barzola genuinely thought i mandella effect'd edson barboza. i was disheartened to learn that no, barboza does exist and both he and i are really old. also, 17 ufc fights to get a crack at the title sounds at least as gruelling as it probably was. great writing as usual.
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Apr 13, 2023 08:18
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tkz should not be sanctioned to fight a top 15 fighter in any division
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Apr 18, 2023 02:49
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Gramps posted:i caught the ones on the porn site thanks to twitter. hilarious hey man, good to see you're alive and well. i've become disconnected from mma as well but i still haunt these threads for the good posting from everyone. my niche at the moment is going through old gdt threads for big cards and doing a commentary and recap of all the funny posting so i've seen you around. you already appreciate carl / lobster's work so i think you're good!
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Apr 18, 2023 05:57
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the just bleed guy and that zuckerberg shot can stand next to each other and sum up my feelings towards mma
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Apr 19, 2023 03:20
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Brut posted:What the gently caress are ya'll doing. I don't like any of those people either but please do not discuss actually loving killing anyone ITT or for that matter anywhere on this forum. gently caress. i cannot remember the last time i completely had your back on a take but this can be it
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Apr 19, 2023 08:39
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DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:Pride rules with Mario Yamasaki as the referee. stealing this. very few moderators will know what i'm actually saying.
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Apr 20, 2023 04:14
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Shumagorath posted:Imagine I said Reinhold / Tim Takedown’s nickname for him please remind me.
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Apr 20, 2023 04:46
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Thought about slurs and rousimar palhares. I did it normally and for the correct amount of time.
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Apr 20, 2023 17:14
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Fozzy The Bear posted:Unrelentingly Powerful Leglock Redact This is such an accurate description. If you said those four words in any order i would name rousimar palhares in under 20 seconds. It staggers me that the dudes who palhares injured didn't sue the ufc for negligence. All of us knew that if he locked something on we were going to see something that shouldn't happen.
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Apr 20, 2023 21:37
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Radical 90s Wizard posted:Is there still a kickboxing thread? I got hella high and went down a rabbithole watching old Badr Hari K1 fights and it was loving amaaaazing. I'd forgotten how cool 2000s era k1 was there is, but i think you can just post stuff here. 2000s kickboxing was so rad. when i'm feeling down i'll watch mark hunt knock lebanner the gently caress out and listen to one of the loudest crowd pops i've ever heard.
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Apr 20, 2023 23:44
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Intel&Sebastian posted:Hello I heard someone was asking about me here, just droppin by to say hey. I have a 4 year old son now and dont watch many fights at all. Jon Jones is still a bad person and Im amazed to see him at Heavyweight now. good to see you man. raise the boy right so he doesn't grow up to be a jon jones or a jon jjones fan.
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Apr 22, 2023 00:24
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Intel&Sebastian posted:Holy poo poo TKZ fought for the title last year? don't watch any fight he's had since you dropped off. it's really depressing. ESPECIALLY that title fight.
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Apr 22, 2023 00:25
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tkz could always crack and i knew he wasn't the same as he used to be but the speed difference between him and volk was so pronounced i thought my stream was loving up. flashbacks of trying to play quake on dial up. my favourite fight until rory / lawler 2 was always poirier / tkz, which happened just shy of 11 years ago. i'm sure without nostalgia it wouldn't hit the same but it still holds up as a remarkable bout of mixed martial arts. They tried to kill each other with punches, kicks, wrestling, and jiu jitsu that was so seamlessly integrated, violent, and high-tempo that it was just impossible to look away from. fun fact, tkz twister'ing garcia, tkz knocking hominick out in 7 seconds, and tkz / dustin happened in a row. no wonder everybody loves him.
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Apr 22, 2023 01:00
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i feel kind of sick watching that poo poo. i really don't like the idea of really hurting a person who cannot defend themselves.
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Apr 24, 2023 03:18
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white power slap unfortunately is very relevant to mma because dana is a lunatic. i don't mind scrolling past it.
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Apr 24, 2023 05:22
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Brut posted:I don't think just some random slap thing needs to get posted here without comment as if you're saying "hey look at this cool poo poo". yep
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Apr 24, 2023 14:02
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DoombatINC posted:If you're a fan of the MMA content Seanbaby used to put out one to two decades ago (we are dusty skeletons holy poo poo) his current site 1900HOTDOG did an episode of their podcast The Dogg Zzone 9000 about The Slap Seanbaby loving rules and as usual is right on the money.
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Apr 24, 2023 18:08
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Lid posted:The saddest news possible i hate this
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Apr 25, 2023 06:37
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can't stop thinking about 'it's a gloryless spectacle of desperate misery'
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Apr 25, 2023 07:45
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i don't know if i started all this by saying it made me sick to watch somebody ko someone that can't defend themselves, but i saw that post, and pressed play of my own volition. i'm an adult. allegedly.
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