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Jun 14, 2021

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Jun 14, 2021

Arivia posted:

It’s because he was poo poo at builds and aggressively recommending them to other players. I explained it in SAD recently talking about why POE in general leads to angry posting:

e: to add to this, the new season starts in a week. It’s adding unique talent trees for every single weapon in the game. HAVE FUN.

thank you for explaining this because i was abotu to ask whats so egregious about bad path of exile builds

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Jun 14, 2021

Wormskull posted:

*screaming very loud* Yes!!!!!!!!! Video Essays FTW!!!!!

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Jun 14, 2021


lmfao

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Jun 14, 2021

rose-a-bud

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Jun 14, 2021

Paladinus posted:

The goon who made the video didn't actually know about the Wounded Knee Massacre (on the account of not being American) and legitimately thought it was a Skyrim reference.

jesus christ

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Jun 14, 2021

Doctor Goat posted:

Imagine the karma we'd all have if we'd kept logging in on GameFAQs all these years...



might be the greatest sig of all time...

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Jun 14, 2021

i think it's legitimate and fine for a non-american to be unfamiliar with historical us atrocities. like why would a brazilian guy learn about wounded knee in high school or whatever? much less excusable if you're from the us though.

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Jun 14, 2021

Psycho Landlord posted:

One of my greatest shames is that I also donated to Star Citizen, because for some reason I like Wing Commander

But you see, instead of posting in a thread with Derek Smart, I simply got a refund

i recently watched the wing commander movie with freddie prinze jr and it was surprisingly enjoyable

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Jun 14, 2021

storm frontizen

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Jun 14, 2021

he's gonna come back as delphisage2 and fool everyone

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Jun 14, 2021

IGgy IGsen posted:

I love being normal.

lmao

There is no such thing as normal. Any therapist or psychologist can tell you that. And if the majority of the people on this rotten planet are really of the same mindset as the people in the sagas thread then I am more than happy to go through the rest of my life being abnormal because I will never behave the same way as they do and I will never find their toxic morning radio shock jock humor funny

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Jun 14, 2021


remember this lol

lobster shirt fucked around with this message at 01:41 on Apr 10, 2023

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Jun 14, 2021

sorry linking on mobile is messed up, i shall try to edit my post

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Jun 14, 2021

i am definitely whatever this thing is

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Jun 14, 2021

Feels Villeneuve posted:

He is mad with power.

makin g him ik of the musk thread was a great decision

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Jun 14, 2021

in a way we are all gaia's stepdaughters

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Jun 14, 2021

never played god of war

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Jun 14, 2021

Oxxidation posted:

my alakazam was aptly named because he made all the enemy pokemon disappear

i remember just vaporizing people with alakazam and gengar lol. first gen pokemon ftw

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Jun 14, 2021

Feels Villeneuve posted:

Final Fantasy 6. Next

yup

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Jun 14, 2021

yeah lady radia and didnt really directly interact but she seemed like a great person and poster so i will miss her. hope she is safe and well.

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Jun 14, 2021

who is dickey mouse

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Jun 14, 2021

Upgrade posted:

could someone post the vaccinated against their will Obama post, could use a good laugh

King Hussein Obama I, flanked by his bodyguards, stepped out of his blinged Limoscalade and marched up the gold-lined marble steps of Washington Palace. It should have been a glorious day, yet under his heavy yet exquisite crown of carved human fetus-ivory his brow was ridged deeply as he silently brooded. Still, his posse, boomboxes on their shoulders, dance-walked up the steps, chains and gats jangling over the din as they grabbed their crotches.

As his trusted associates T-Von and Mook-Mook the Bushman pushed open the grand organic farm-grown cruelty-free redwood doors paid for by his 95% tax rate, he stepped into the antechamber of the gold-domed palace. Outside, ShariaVentalism reigned, but in here his word was law, and all his white teen sex slaves cowered before his glare more than even the hemp whips of their latte-drinking tweeded atheist masters.

He walked down the hallway toward his office and a prisoner in chains passed before him, lead by two turban-wearing Mexicans. He spotted the King and began shouting curses.

"You loving fascist! I knew it! I knew it! I told them, but they wouldn't listen, that your health care platform was a slippery slope to all this! You won't get away with this! The will of the Free Market will not be denied!"
"Seelenceo een the prezence of the Keeng, preesoner!"

King Obama spotted a chance to improve his ill mood.

"Bring him here. Good. Give me his file." The king looked over the prisoner's dossier. A long list of crimes against the state, and a repeat offender. "You'll never get away with this! Never!"
"Hush now, Mr. Jack. We have ways of dealing with unruly sorts such as yourself."
"Praise be to Allah, seenyor."
"Peh! I spit at your torture! The Free Market gives me strength!"
"Oh, no, not anything as gauche as that."

The King grabbed a syringe from the outstretched hand of one of his nearby breakdancing bodyguards, and plunged it into the man's helpless neck.

"Now you are immune to rubella."

Kyle's lingering, echoing screams of tormented horror brought a slight smile like a crack in Obama's stony brown face as he walked into his lavish velvet-lined office and shut the door behind him. He motioned for his bodyguards to leave the room, and he addressed the giant screens hanging over his desk.

"Screen one on. Connect to Emperor bin Laden of Eurabia. Screen two: Hugo Chavez of the U.S.S.A.R.. Screen three: The High Elder of Zion."

The three figures appeared live via satelite.

"Gentlemen," began Obama darkly, "it's time to have... a conversation."

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Jun 14, 2021

something awful ftw

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Jun 14, 2021

Feels Villeneuve posted:

like i think cspam is predominantly Fail but i have to give it credit for winding people enough to be like "OK the insane rape pedophile video game guy is bad, but CSPAM brigading in and pointing him out is worse"

im going to make cspam better

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Jun 14, 2021

also the number of times spr showed up in posts over the weekend is unbelievable. shes so powerful.

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Jun 14, 2021

the french are known for their calm and elegance

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Jun 14, 2021

my cats are very afraid of my son

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Jun 14, 2021

Nuns with Guns posted:

My cat isn't afraid of my new dog. I caught her rubbing up on the dog in the hallway today.

love to hear tales like this

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Jun 14, 2021

the only way my cats won't instantly bolt from my son is if i am there too so sometimes he'll be like "daddy come pet the cats with me" which is sweet. he wants them to like him! but toddlers are very loud and move fast, cats cannot stand it.

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Jun 14, 2021

i used to work at a kennel (the place you board your pets at not like a puppy mill lol) and the only reliable way i could get cats or dogs to take pills was to use a piller to put the pill in their mouth and then spray water in there with a syringe.

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Jun 14, 2021

really queer Christmas posted:

Since the Sagas thread directly led to the creation of the new goonfund, and since the poster in question was often ITT, I wanted to link my post that talks about the fund, and this weekend's incredibly awful event.

would encourage people to read this. lady radia ftw.

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Jun 14, 2021

HopperUK posted:

It was about doxxing. Nothing mega serious but the admins are understandably taking a zero-tolerance approach to mods being careless about this stuff. Can't elaborate without making poo poo worse but it was not about the Willa thing.

hm i guess to elaborate in a vague fashion leon didn't actually dox anyone (hence why he hasn't been permabanned) or do anything malicious but i think there was some rather cavalier handling of some PI. which, in the context of everything that has happened recently, the admin team seems to want to nip in the bud. sorry i really don't want to get super into the weeds here but i also don't want people to think that there was some flagrant "user's irl name and address is..." thing happening.

also if anyone doesn't know and is curious mods can't see (or i guess if we can i have no idea how to lol) personal information, our tool for alt checks is just asking an admin.

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Jun 14, 2021


lol no kidding

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Jun 14, 2021

Kazinsal posted:

turns out the formerly permabanned guy who had gotten multiple warnings *after* being unpermad to stop being a fuckin weirdo in D&D wasn't fit to be a moderator of D&D (or any forum for that matter). who could have guessed!

yeah i mean i don't want to defend anything that has happened or anyone involved, i just want to make it clear - from the perspective of someone who doesn't want people even more distrustful of site staff - that there was no doxing here, leon did not dox anyone or even actively try to do something harmful.

sorry i hate doing stuff like this i hope this isnt mod voice lol.

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Jun 14, 2021

Kazinsal posted:

oh no it just seemed like a good jumping off point for some snark. all good homie :respek:

:cheers:

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Jun 14, 2021

even as someone who irrationally hated furries in the early 2000s it is difficult to imagine someone still carrying that animosity in their heart. i mean im sure they exist but lol at being in your mid-late 30s and raging about furries.

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Jun 14, 2021

also furries arent just a sex thing right? my vague understanding is that for a lot (some? many? most?) of them its just like they enjoy drawing and/or dressing up as anthropomorphic animals but no more sexually than, like, someone doing fanart of and cosplaying as captain america or whatever.

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Jun 14, 2021

DaysBefore posted:

Are there any juggalo furries

me

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Jun 14, 2021

sports fandom ftw

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