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A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020
A poem:

All of the red teams are bad
Most of the blue teams are too
Arsenal is still in first
Will probably finish number 2

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRcyFanR/

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A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020
I would have posted a table but it’s April 4th already and I didn’t want to post one from the future for a thread that started on April 1.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Thank you for your hard work on this OP, OP.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Football

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Mitrovoc got banned for 8 games

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

Frankston posted:

Mitrovoc got banned for 8 games

Good enough to send a message but should have been 10 imho, that’s a number that looks a lot bigger because it has two numbers in it

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

blue footed boobie posted:

Thank you for your hard work on this OP, OP.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
I hope Leicester hire Rafa Benitez

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
may the 4th place be with you

tilp
Apr 7, 2010

A Buffer Gay Dude posted:

A poem:

All of the red teams are bad
Most of the blue teams are too
Arsenal is still in first
Will probably finish number 2

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRcyFanR/

Arsenal are still in first

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

tilp posted:

Arsenal are still in first

Arsenal is more of an “idea” to me so I use the singular

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty

Frankston posted:

Mitrovoc got banned for 8 games
That’s eight more than fellow ref pusher Bruno Fernandes.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

false

bruno pushed a linesman, the worst and most cowardly of all the officials (all of the men who stood behind the goal with little glowsticks are dead now)

kri kri
Jul 18, 2007

Chelsea are so, so poo poo

not the mdt but whatever

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Tottensham HotTurd

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
I'm still believing my friends

Blinkz0rz
May 27, 2001

MY CONTEMPT FOR MY OWN EMPLOYEES IS ONLY MATCHED BY MY LOVE FOR TOM BRADY'S SWEATY MAGA BALLS

Weaponized Cum posted:

Tottensham HotTurd

:hmmyes:

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

vyelkin posted:

I hope Leicester hire Rafa Benitez

Leicester seem to be a well run and inoffensive (at least since their players stopped hiring Thai sex workers to run them as they get racially abused) club, so I hope they aren’t subjected to Rafa.

kri kri
Jul 18, 2007

T Bowl posted:

I'm still believing my friends

I never stopped

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012

Weaponized Cum posted:

Tottensham HotTurd

This

T Bowl posted:

I'm still believing my friends

And this

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Liquid football

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020
Lmao

UnderFreddy
Oct 9, 2012

GEGENPOSTING

howard webb actually doing some work it seems

https://twitter.com/DaleJohnsonESPN/status/1643597352958132225

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Shame they didn't appoint Webb a decade ago

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

This is the most flattering photo they could find

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

He looks like a person from one of those medieval paintings people use as memes.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol

https://twitter.com/David_Ornstein/status/1643671706752655360

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004




:getin:

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
honestly it's probably not that bad an idea if they've decided to just bin the season. they're not gonna get anyone in time who could reliably do a job against real madrid anyway

also

https://twitter.com/matigersuit/status/1643674220554067978

Nuclear Spoon fucked around with this message at 18:59 on Apr 5, 2023

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.


Lol loving hell, just let the under 18's coach have a go.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

They’re gonna get fuckin relegated

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012

Vegetable posted:

They’re gonna get fuckin relegated

:pray:

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/David_Ornstein/status/1643713762279538688

gg

Answers Me
Apr 24, 2012
Ideally he does just about well enough that they stupidly give him the job permanently, only for it to fall apart spectacularly by October

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
benzema has scored 2 hat-tricks in a row including one at nou camp tonight so i'm really, REALLY excited to see how lampard deals with that

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Nuclear Spoon posted:

honestly it's probably not that bad an idea if they've decided to just bin the season. they're not gonna get anyone in time who could reliably do a job against real madrid anyway

Hmm but have you considered that it is, in fact, a bad idea?

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
you know what. yeah. yeah it is

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Is that Linekers hat trick in a clasico record gone now?

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Thanks Ants posted:

Is that Linekers hat trick in a clasico record gone now?

1 Englishman, 1 Brazilian, 1 Argentinian, 1 Chilean, 1 Uruguayan, 1 Frenchman

what we should take from this is that spaniards are bad at football

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FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

tbf "last European player to score a hat-trick in this specific fixture" should really get filed under the list of "last player with a surname beginning with B to get four yellow cards in the month of March" pointless statto bullshit that fills a gap where useful or insightful football coverage might be

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