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Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
I saw this great pornograph the other day. It had everything I wanted, and was a satisfying time limit.

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

who’s goonin?

Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


Why did we drop the trailing ‘o’ from porno?

“I’m going to head home and watch a porno flick.” sounds so much more fun and light hearted than “Time to head down into my dark basement and watch some porn.”

Bring back the second O!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It sounds too Italian.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Max Hardcore died.

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

Edmund Sparkler posted:

Max Hardcore died.

Just as he lived; with an infected urethra and throat

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
rip to a pos

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Revins posted:

true story time. so the first like, porn clip I saw I discovered while clicking around the familiy computer one day in the early 2000's, I was like 11 or 12 or so. my sister must have downloaded it and not hidden it very well. point is, this, the first porn clip I saw, was an asian couple doing it in like an operating room setting I guess? the lady was in the doggystyle position but the dude was doing a handstand and like plunging it in from that position

even at the time I was too busy trying to figure out how and why to be any kind of aroused by it

Imagine if that was the only way you could cum. For either person.

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Ethical male porn stars please.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Will the industry ever move on from “step” relationships? What could possibly replace it except…unholy gpt creations.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Clone porn. A whole man train of a single guy.

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
"What is...love?"

Ah geez, Im going to have to make the computer suck my dick to save humanity

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Every other possibility I can come up with is really grim and depressing.

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Ill kill myself before some AI clone drains my balls to completion (Ball Implosion video)

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

ASIAN

STREET

MEAT

DOT

COM

(These five rings combined, im summoning chinatown. Dont gently caress this up)



Plumper Pass is here to stop these eco-nerds!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
FARTHAMMER

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Les Os posted:

... now there’s like what 10 kinds of porn?

:lol: You sweet summer child.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
This was the only porn I had growing up.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
My body is a temple, I shan’t debase it

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

My body is a temple, I shan’t debase it

Can I?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

where is chinatown

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

ASIAN

STREET

MEAT

DOT

COM

(These five rings combined, im summoning chinatown. Dont gently caress this up)
I LOVE BIG TIDDIES!!! :D

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

How much money you got

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



I got high with my gf and we thought it would be fun to watch porn together

put one of the porn streaming sites on the TV and filtered for longer vids she picked one from the thumbnail and we were greeted by a montages of dudes stepping on women's heads and spitting in their gaping assholes.

we were not into that so I refined the search terms to find something more like a traditional porn and we watched some vivid production from the 90s and were happier for the less gonzo staging and stunt work

thats my nuporn story.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

How much money you got

*smashes piggy bank*

For you? Plenty.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Owlbear Camus posted:

I got high with my gf and we thought it would be fun to watch porn together

put one of the porn streaming sites on the TV and filtered for longer vids she picked one from the thumbnail and we were greeted by a montages of dudes stepping on women's heads and spitting in their gaping assholes.

we were not into that so I refined the search terms to find something more like a traditional porn and we watched some vivid production from the 90s and were happier for the less gonzo staging and stunt work

thats my nuporn story.

I tried to watch porn with a guy once and we got to the point of picking it and couldn't go further cause it was too awkward. We weren't high though so maybe that's the trick.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Corn

reality_groove
Dec 27, 2007

I miss the days of flicking through a thumbnail set of images from a shoot and piecing together what the video would conceivably look like. A porn zoetrope if you will.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
There's definitely still not enough porn with stories acted by people who failed to make it in Hollywood for a reason

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


Icochet posted:

FARTHAMMER

Farth’ammer

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
I'm not at the beach, this is a bathtub

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They should try and be more authentic to the characters when they do porn parody stuff.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


the cyberpunk 2077 porn parody is simply called "cyberpunk 2077 xxx parody." it's not even called "cyberpunk 2069" or anything. i think this is a reflection of the decline of american hegemony

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

goatface posted:

They should try and be more authentic to the characters when they do porn parody stuff.

Idk they nailed Flanders spot on in This Ain’t The Simpsons.

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

This was the only porn I had growing up.



there was also public access

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting
College Slice
pr0n plz

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I stink enough for the both of us baby. :jackbud:

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting
College Slice
Where is the forum where I can find ADULT FILES? :pervert:

RavenousScoot
Mar 22, 2013

the step thing makes more sense if it started as a fetish and then became an excuse to never have to need any real set or story again and just use any home or airbnb or hotel and anyone can do it on their onlyfans

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

remember pr0n?

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atomicpile
Nov 7, 2009


No, but I have fond memories of nr0p.

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