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clean ayers act
Aug 13, 2007

How do I shot puck!?
why the gently caress did step-whatever porn become so popular?

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Pontificating rear end posted:

Just as he lived; with an infected urethra and throat

I read that near the end, he couldn't get it up anymore so he was using a strap on in scenes. :laffo:

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Songbearer posted:

I appreciate the amount of porn out there because it allows for an incredibly granular level of self discovery, letting you know exactly what makes you gently caress ready

Imagine the old days where you saw something crazy specific that made you pop a boner and then chasing that high forever because it was so niche. Now if you're horny for willow tree knotholes you can fap to foliage until your bark turns smooth

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






clean ayers act posted:

why the gently caress did step-whatever porn become so popular?

Game of Thrones

Leper Go-getter
Nov 7, 2010
Same ol groans

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

clean ayers act posted:

why the gently caress did step-whatever porn become so popular?

The guy who owns pornhub is into it.

goatface posted:

Clone porn. A whole man train of a single guy.

It's called "self-cest." Sometimes one of the clones is gender swapped. I have no idea how much of it is incest with a fig leaf.

Blue Footed Booby fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Apr 6, 2023

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
if you have a feet fetish, you can look up and watch your porn on youtube

(except they call it asmr over there instead of fetish or porn)

xeccah
Apr 6, 2023
where tf can i find wholesome, christian missionary sex on the internet nowadays?

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
in addition here are the 10 types of porn

food/cake
holes
marge simpson
war
monsters
giants
big beautiful bears
gimps
racist
gently caress

xeccah
Apr 6, 2023

Les Os posted:

in addition here are the 10 types of porn

food/cake
holes
marge simpson
war
monsters
giants
big beautiful bears
gimps
racist
gently caress

where does family guy funny moments (gone sexual) fit in this nomenclature? sometimes u just need to see peter griffin's chode

Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


The TMNT parody where Casey Jones is railing April while the turtles randomly pop in to yell out “Awesome!” and “Radical!” is peak porn.

SpongeBob is up there too.

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

I'd like to take a moment to interject:

Morn

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Leper Go-getter posted:

Same ol groans

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
"too much different porn out there", says man who has certainly not been looking at all the porn.

Pick a couple genres or favorite actors, you are never going to finish if you just go forever.

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke




I remember pr0n haul '08

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Pug Rodeo posted:

The TMNT parody where Casey Jones is railing April while the turtles randomly pop in to yell out “Awesome!” and “Radical!” is peak porn.

SpongeBob is up there too.



The star trek one where Spock mind-melds with a woman's thick rear end cheek

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

istewart posted:

I'd like to take a moment to interject:

Morn



If I remember the episode where he fakes his own death correctly it is canon that Morn fucks.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

If you need anything more than
:sonia:
then you're a sick deviant.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

Pug Rodeo posted:

The TMNT parody where Casey Jones is railing April while the turtles randomly pop in to yell out “Awesome!” and “Radical!” is peak porn.

SpongeBob is up there too.



WHOOOOO

GAVE THIS POOR ACTRESS VENEREAL DISEASE

CUM SPLODGE JIZZ PANTS

Neophyte
Apr 23, 2006

perennially
Taco Defender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Awlgy3qUSE

a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal

istewart posted:

I'd like to take a moment to interject:

Morn


istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

goatface posted:

They should try and be more authentic to the characters when they do porn parody stuff.

I used to hang out with a guy who once insisted we needed to sit down and watch the porn parody of 1966 Batman. "It's cool, I watched it with my dad! This poo poo's hilarious! Instead of the Joker, they've got... The Jerker!"

He drastically overestimated the closeness of our friendship by assuming I wanted to watch porn with him (or anyone), and I won't comment on how his family situation ended up such that watching porn was a wholesome father/son bonding activity.

But even so, I had to ask one question: did they give the guy playing The Jerker full-body makeup? No, they did not, they cheaped out, so I refused to watch it.

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

istewart posted:

I used to hang out with a guy who once insisted we needed to sit down and watch the porn parody of 1966 Batman. "It's cool, I watched it with my dad! This poo poo's hilarious! Instead of the Joker, they've got... The Jerker!"

He drastically overestimated the closeness of our friendship by assuming I wanted to watch porn with him (or anyone), and I won't comment on how his family situation ended up such that watching porn was a wholesome father/son bonding activity.

But even so, I had to ask one question: did they give the guy playing The Jerker full-body makeup? No, they did not, they cheaped out, so I refused to watch it.

The Comedy Central original movie “Porn and Chicken” addressed this exact thing while also being a real turd of a film

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Back in my day we watched pornographic pictures render 1 pixel at a time over dial up internet. The breasts alone took 30 minutes to download.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

istewart posted:

I used to hang out with a guy who once insisted we needed to sit down and watch the porn parody of 1966 Batman. "It's cool, I watched it with my dad! This poo poo's hilarious! Instead of the Joker, they've got... The Jerker!"

He drastically overestimated the closeness of our friendship by assuming I wanted to watch porn with him (or anyone), and I won't comment on how his family situation ended up such that watching porn was a wholesome father/son bonding activity.

But even so, I had to ask one question: did they give the guy playing The Jerker full-body makeup? No, they did not, they cheaped out, so I refused to watch it.

I've seen live action Smurf parody porn. It was a threesome with two guys and a girl. They did have full body makeup but during the scene it had started to smudge off around the parts they were rubbing together and it looked awful. Probably didn't help that it was outdoors in the woods too.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

PROGRESSIVE SCAN
Upset Trowel

Sophy Wackles posted:

Back in my day we watched pornographic pictures render 1 pixel at a time over dial up internet. The breasts alone took 30 minutes to download.

JPEG was pretty much invented and fine tuned to render lena.jpg

I used to curate a dialup BBS on fidonet in the late 80s and our misc files folder was just like a bunch of GIFs until one fine day JPEGs suddenly became a thing and they were never anything other than porn.

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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT


Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Nice...

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The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost

Maybe it's like the Christmas fire log channel thing where you get excited when the dude pokes the fire or adds more wood, but in the baby chicken channel sometimes their owner comes to feed them while topless and just kinda like dangles just their boobs into the frame.

It could sell.

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym


You know, I've always wanted to be a groppler. How does one get promoted to groppler?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003


:kstare::krust::kstarehair::krust::kstare:

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R

xeccah posted:

where tf can i find wholesome, christian missionary sex on the internet nowadays?

i think thats called "porn for women"

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
written smut is underrated imho

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:

i think thats called "porn for women"

That's cute that you think that

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist

YeahTubaMike posted:

written smut is underrated imho

It's certainly more ethical

How did adult theaters work back in the day? People would buy their ticket for the 4 pm showing of Courtney Has Sex and then sit in a dark theater and masturbate? It seems absurd to me.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Dixville posted:

That's cute that you think that

As a woman who has personally seen and read porn for women on several occasions, I just assumed they were being facetious

Automatic Retard
Oct 21, 2010

PUT THIS WANKSTAIN ON IGNORE
I like smoking meth and pulling my dick to step porn for 24 hours or more

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Valko
Sep 18, 2015

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:

i think thats called "porn for women"

There are times when I have stumbled into the "for women" sections of porn sites and some of the thumbnails and descriptions were so nasty I just had to assume a gang of misogynistic trolls had targeted the site. Before any woman jumps down my throat about this, if you had seen it, you would think the same thing.

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