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rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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Evil Badman posted:

Somehow thinking he'd be the one to dethrone GUNTHER is funnier than him beating Roman.

Seeing logan paul’s chest after a gunther match might be worth it

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rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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Astro7x posted:

Looked at Summer Slam tickets today. I bought a $100 ticket to see Wrestlemania 23 at Ford Field, they want $800 for a seat in the same section for Summer Slam

What do tickets to summerfest cost

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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The difference between now and then is simple

Nobody uses icopro nowadays

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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That sounds like it explains why alexa hasnt been rasslin in a while, though i am gonna have a hard time understanding how someone approx. three feet tall will give birth safely

Gonna be like when a chihuahua tries to give birth, and needs a c section

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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Shard posted:

Is that the name of the kid? That's a stupid name for a person

Yeah who the gently caress would name their child “baby”

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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Shard posted:

lol I thought they were naming their kid after that furry animal that is real chill.

Baby cabrera quokka is gonna get beaten up a lot in school, but will have flexible joints so maybe they can freak bullies out

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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History Comes Inside! posted:

I’m surprised at the total lack of psycho stalker replies to that tweet maybe she’s just been off TV long enough that they’ve all moved on

I suspect they were devastated by the fact that the child coded woman has revealed that she is tainted by the touch of a man

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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His name is adam and he deserves better than this shabby treatment

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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The producers is great and this thread title made me decide i need to watch it again soon

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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16-bit Butt-Head posted:

cody understands that the booker holds the most power

So why did he go back to working for vince

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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16-bit Butt-Head posted:

booker t is there

I respect you, booker man

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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TV Zombie posted:

WWE signs multi-year deal with Twitch which will have things like a sidecast to Monday Night Raw.

https://twitter.com/BrandonThurston/status/1665707666293784576?s=20

It always makes their advertisers happy when wwe does something to keep ads from getting eyeballs, this is gonna work out great

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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Tampa Bae posted:

good thing for them, Twitch is trying their hardest to keep ads on all twitch streams including breaking everyone's adblock on an almost weekly basis, Twitch is way more user unfriendly than youtube is

Ah, so now there will be twitch ads competing with wwe ads

Excellent, gonna go over great

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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Tampa Bae posted:

oh just wait until the USA ads on the Twitch stream are interrupted by a different twitch ad for whatever ads are on twitch

You can also pay $5 a month to get emotes that you can use all over twitch I'm sure all the broken brain wwe fans are going to give them extra money too

What, are you too poor to afford $5 a month to show your support for the wwe

Don’t you like the wwe and want them to survive as a company

Just skip a few coffees and help ensure freedom of speech for the wrestlers of wwe

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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I am gonna go ahead and say that i do not buy eva marie as a hand to hand combat instructor

Maybe that’s a me thing

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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Ganso Bomb posted:

The movie poster is just as good



I wish a trailer existed but I didn't see one in my short search.

I like how they couldn't even have Eva Marie hold a real prop, they just had her hold her hand out and photoshopped one in

Edit:

Not for this movie, but this trailer for her Bruce willisploitation movie is pretty loving funny

https://youtu.be/Du2EdFO6w_c

rotinaj fucked around with this message at 18:56 on Jun 5, 2023

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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Astro7x posted:

I find it hard to believe that anyone knows who Roman Reigns is outside of WWE fans from the past 10 years. The guy has done absolutely nothing outside of WWE to get any name recognition.

More people know who Dolph Ziggler is just based on him being the wrestler that dated Amy Schumer

He was the most important cameo in the worldchanging film hobbs and shaw

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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Island Nation posted:

Jericho has hosted a game show and been on DWTS but Judas isn't the chart topper people in the bubble think it is.

Who is legitimately arguing that judas was a chart topper

That person’s mental world sounds more fun than the real world

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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MJeff posted:

Face gently caress Phillips in Impact is still so weird to me.

I saw Facefuck Phillips tagging with Toots Mondt in ‘57 in Saint Louie

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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That DICK! posted:

I dont think cody is going to win at wrestlemania 40

I agree

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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Wow what a career trajectory, he ended his run in the dirty dawgs with dolph ziggler

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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Bah gawd, what brutality

Let’s see that mark dean ambrose do something with even half as much bravery and violence

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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shiksa posted:

actually its pretty much cinema and deserving of an Emmy, if not a tony, Oscar, and Grammy simultaneously, get Roman that EGOT that he's missing to finally complete the Tribal Chief Character

I understand that not all tony nominees must be musicals but i would be far happier if there was at least one musical soliloquy from one of the bloodline members

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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D.N. Nation posted:

what about those people who signed up for EC3's chud chicken seasoning, will those orders be fulfilled?

I’m sure ec3 managed to somehow get his hands on a case of mrs dash

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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Power Windows posted:

Ubermensch EC3

Yeah uh is ec3 no poo poo trying to claim he will become the ubermensch to defeat this black guy?

I do not like tyrus in any way but going full bore nazi does not seem like a better option

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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Who the gently caress is sammy guevara

Everyone’s talking about the hot new star Stamson Gutierrez who is already out with injuries after a barely trained former college football guy dropped him on his head in his second match

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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If the internet knew the political affiliation and reading habits of every person on wwe payroll, the screaming and wailing and gnashing of teeth would never end

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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The fact that the majority if wrestlers move to florida because of super lax tax laws should be kind of a tipoff, too

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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Selachian posted:

Didn't Mick Foley once comment that as far as he knew, he was the only Democrat in the WWE locker room?

Well, let’s just go ahead and see what some wwf luminaries from that time are up to these days, like ka-

Oh no

How about the un-

Oh no

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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Pope Corky the IX posted:

Vince could not understand why he couldn't have WWE employees giving out WWE merchandise at polling places both times Linda ran for Senate in Connecticut.

What’s a little corruption between friends

And connecticut loves corruption

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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Erin M. Fiasco posted:

Metalingus is just a normal Alter Bridge song, there's nothing stopping them from getting the rights :getin:

Actually knowing Tony he'll probably get Coming Home to pop the three people in 2009 who remember when that was a rumor.

gently caress that, tony should pay rob zombie entirely too much money for a forgotten minor attempt at a hit

Yeah my durango, number 95

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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I know that when i think of the literal incarnation of war, the god who embodies violent conflict and brutal violence, i think of a skinny dude who holds a sword like a toy

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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KungFu Grip posted:

like in 2019. ufc does it too because its easier to put and take a title off with velcro than fighting with the clasps

The velcro is great because it means that when someone takes their title belt off their waist to do something like hold it up, there is a super loud velcro rip noise that completely undermines the seriousness and importance of any situation

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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DEAR RICHARD posted:

i'm loving bummed about this poo poo. i was huge on the wyatt family, and thought that bray just had that it factor. the booking of the fiend wasn't great, but he did what he could with it. man, bray was loving awesome. that feud with the shield was just incredible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPQhu7BF0es


Roman’s blue contacts and Seth’s combat harness both make me giggle

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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Lol this has essentially wiped out the growth since the merger announcement

It’ll come back up but lol, lmao, stock market casino

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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bladeworksmaster posted:

I wanna go back to this real quick to give the opinion that Wrestlemania 32 is genuinely a Bottom 3 Mania for me not because it’s bad wrestling, but because almost every match was booked for heels or somebody no one wanted to win top to bottom. The one exception, Zach Ryder winning the Intercontinental Title, was only because the boys pitched for him to win together, and Vince settled on beating him the next night on Raw, which negated any good vibes. Miserable show that death march doesn’t begin to describe.

I was looking at the card for that mania and thought “surely the new day retained after the booty-os entr-oh, nope.”

There was also the rock flamethrowering a metal sign

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTfkcSnTVMI

I am having a hard time coming to terms with the fact that there are people who grew up hearing michael cole as their first announcer and being nostalgic for him

Michael Cole is so bad

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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Endorph posted:

cole was passable when he was commentating with taz on smackdown and mcmahon clearly wasnt yelling in his ear so he got to actually play straight man and just do generic normal commentating that bounced off of taz well

Kinda damning with faint praise there

I wish the nxt commentary posted above would go full dragonball z

“Oh my god, Bron Breakker is gonna send Von Wagner to the next dimension

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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Oh wow crazy, the Rock has a series of movies that receive pretty strong backlash and discontent from the fanbases and all of a sudden he has time for wrestling again, huh?

How about that

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rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

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Shard posted:

I love tattoos. I have 18 of em. I think Brody looks cool, Malakai looks cool, CM Punk looks cool. Cody's problem is he has one giant one on his neck. He needs to get more or it needed to be smaller and like on his finger.

That imo is the problem, he has the neck, he has dream written on his titty, but not many others

He doesn’t quite need the double sleeves of skulls like orton did, but a sleeve of dusty and goldustin and cody references could be well done

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