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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CqqvmeQOGrr/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Sweet Jesus!

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/brwrestling/status/1643657418231132160?s=46&t=GxZoSKgPzb_-zyUnvLFKvg

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Digital Jedi posted:

HHH's speech was about the draft in a few weeks

“With the first pick in the 2023 NFL Draft, the Carolina Panthers select Triple Paul Helmsley, COO, Stanford, Connecticut.”

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Roman loses the belts. Possibly at a Wawa.

Just like Jericho that one time at Outback Steakhouse.

Since the belts are missing, nobody will be able to beat Roman for them.

Those are the rules.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Repackage Cody as 90’s Cody. Give him a Limp Bizkit theme song.

Then upgrade Triple H to Cyberpunk Arasaka COO Triple H.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Summerslam’s theme song:

(Vince will have heard it for the first time and assume it’s hip and new)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28YQowZ0cvI

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Seth just perpetually looks like he’s in Griff Tannen’s 2015 gang.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

This is an exceptional reference.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Mean Street Posse
Fake Razor
The Godwinns
Naked Mideon
Savio Vega
Giant Silva
The Sultan
PG-13
The Truth Commission
Ciclope
El Dandy
Umaga

….

uhhhh….

Santino Marella?

….

P-….

PN News.

Heidenreich
Disco Inferno
Glacier
The Yet-ay
Mr. America
The Patriot Del Wilkes
Shockmaster

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I do wonder if they’ll ever construct a physical Hall of Fame. It’s been bandied about for years with no actual developments.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

rare Magic card l00k posted:

when vince dies in 25 years they can induct him too

Vince isn’t gonna die. C’mon, now.

Dude is going to outlive all of us.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNgQJ0J0WUo

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Vince got exploded in the limo, and then the Chris Benoit situation happened less than two weeks later, leading to Vince coming back to TV and his mysterious exploding limo being memory holed for all time.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Also, people often forget that after Vince was blown up, fans were literally calling FBI field offices to ask questions about the crime, which led to WWE having to tell people to knock that poo poo off, because the ficticious “FIB” investigatory agency was on the case, replete with “FIB” agents issuing statements on WWE shows.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Sugar Blaster posted:

Please do not confuse the prestigious "FIC" with the fictitious "FIB"

Ah that’s right! My apologies to the FIC.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
At long last the European title returns!

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

zetamind2000 posted:

Lol they're making the cody belt so he doesn't have to beat roman

It better be in the style of that Hardy belt, but with the neck tattoo as the center plate.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/jrsbbq/status/1650612605872947201?s=46&t=GxZoSKgPzb_-zyUnvLFKvg

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Majinfoose posted:

Have you seen the IWGP World Heavyweight Title?

I have not.

*goes to look*

:stare:

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Punk attempting to get back on Triple Paul’s side with bribes of laser-engraved Lemmy sledgehammers.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Roman 3-Belts, they call him.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
That belt is haunted.

100% haunted.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Comedy “Logan Paul or Bad Bunny wins the new title” Option

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Vince shows up wearing a cloak, and pulls it off to reveal muttonchops and a Van Dyke beard to go with his mustache.

Graves: “AW SON OF A BITCH!”

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Stone Punkbull 141 posted:

He's lost. He's in limbo now.

Bray cutting promos from the Beetlejuice purgatory waiting room.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Seams posted:

when is backlash

May 6th.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Dolph should get fat and call himself Big Ziggy.



Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Hear me out:

Cody rescued from the Bloodline by Robocop.

And not some Great Value Robocop. I’m talkin’ 75 year old Peter Weller in the restrictive, sweaty, movie-accurate Robocop suit.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Then
Now
Forever

FOREVER

FOREVER

FOREVER

FOREVER

FOREVER

FOREVER

FOREVER

FOREVER

FOREVER


Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

projecthalaxy posted:

Cody still has the AEW scent on him and it confuses and angers Brock

Brock hates the Blockbuster Video smell? Why in the world would anybody hate that smell? It's a delightful throwback to a forgotten time.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

projecthalaxy posted:

Harried by Brockbuster jokes as a youth, he became a Hollywood Video devotee

Brock reportedly loved the concept of the GameCrazy stores that were sometimes built within the Hollywood Video stores.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Had a great opportunity to put forth a modernized version of the Winged Eagle or something similarly cool, but nope.

The same exact belt, but with more gold accenting.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
So, uhhh...have the WWE title and Universal title been combined into one belt, or is this just another title for Heyman to carry around?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"



“My mouth is purple, and when I look in the toilet bowl, it’s purple. PURPLE AND BLACK!”

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
They sorta gave her Tor Johnson eyes.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
TimTheTatMan vs. Ninja vs. Roman at Wrestlemania 40 in an Iron Man match.

Live on Twitch.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Cody should trap Dominik inside of a large freezer, ala the Croft Estate butler in Tomb Raider.

"What'd you do with Dom, Cody?"

"I told him to chill out."

*stares directly at camera and tips sunglasses down his nose while a rock guitar riff plays*

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
TK will hire Dana Gould to perform as Gex.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Cody distracted by Peter Weller in the Robocop suit.

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

History Comes Inside! posted:

This ends in a feud with Peter Weller where Robocop goes over, be careful Cody

ADRENALINE
IN MY SOUL
JUST GIVE ME
MY FUCKIN’ PHONE CALL

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