WWE General Thread: He woo'd directly into a blind grandmother's face.

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skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Oh boy, a brand draft, this will surely work out better than the last six times they've done this

# ¿ Apr 8, 2023 07:03

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# ¿ May 18, 2024 20:14

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

1glitch0 posted:

Have they ever had actual people make the picks? I always remember it being a dumb animated graphic that randomly picked or something.

they had "war rooms" a few years ago, the Fox one had the football robot in it

# ¿ Apr 8, 2023 07:13

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

how is Noam Dar still under contract

# ¿ Apr 24, 2023 04:40

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

a.lo posted:

What happened with Veer? Could he possibly get the new heavyweight belt?

Veer is coming

# ¿ May 5, 2023 05:00

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

the one true rival to Mtn Dew is SUUURRRRGE

# ¿ Jul 18, 2023 21:56

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I enjoyed everyone saying that Terry Funk wrestled for a lot of promotions in America and absolutely nowhere else in the world

# ¿ Aug 26, 2023 04:09

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

The person responsible for tweeting that wrestlers have been released has been released

# ¿ Sep 21, 2023 16:22

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Codependent Poster posted:

Though I guess you aren't really supposed to hear anything past the first minute anyway.

Unless it's for TV where they do one entrance, then a four minute commercial break while the wrestler stands in the ring doing nothing as the music plays on a loop

# ¿ Sep 24, 2023 20:31

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Just give Kross his side suplex from NXT back, that thing looked badass.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 02:03

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

bring back 205 Live when they made people do shoot weigh-ins

# ¿ Jan 24, 2024 20:19

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

reality_groove posted:

What would pirates do with an elimination chamber

Reconfigure it to host an unsanctioned soccer tournament in international waters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43ItX_bPR1o

# ¿ Feb 24, 2024 00:38

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

if i went to a wrestling show and had to sit and watch 55 minutes of not wrestling i would burn the building down

There was an entire Nitro ep where first hour was just vids of the NWO sitting in a Denny's booth and commercials

# ¿ Feb 25, 2024 09:15

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Thunder was the better WCW show because the first match was always something like "let's put AJ Styles and five luchadores out there and let 'em go nuts"

# ¿ Feb 25, 2024 19:27

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Majinfoose posted:

That sounds like a poopy company to me.

don't blame Mr. Pooper for this

# ¿ Feb 26, 2024 06:07

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

the bloodline started their entrance at 9:35 and they still ran out of time on the segment

# ¿ Mar 9, 2024 05:27

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

WWE now has WWE Speed, matches with three-minute time limits available on Twitter. Who is this for?

# ¿ Apr 3, 2024 19:38

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

maruhkati posted:

Going to have to second the "who is this for?" question. The reason WWE matches (particularly women's matches) are 3 minutes long is to make room for the dinner theater that its fans are here to see. Anyone who's interested in wrestling centered around wrestling isn't going to give a poo poo about three-minute WWE style matches.

The first one up is Ricochet vs Dragon Lee. That's a fun matchup, give them 20 minutes on TV!

# ¿ Apr 3, 2024 19:48

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Sometimes I think The Rock's brain got broken so badly from Black Adam bombing that he decided to destroy Liberal Hollywood

# ¿ Apr 5, 2024 19:45

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

"NXT has the best women's division in wrestling" I am told after watching a six-woman tag match featuring palette-swapped create-a-wrestlers that haven't had any skill points allocated

# ¿ Apr 6, 2024 18:32

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I tried a Prime hydration lemonade last weekend and it tasted like it was going to give me five different kinds of cancer.

# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 21:37

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Cedric had the match of his fuckin' life with Kota Ibushi in the 2016 CWC, the fans screamed for HHH to sign him so he did, and this is what they're doing with him now

whole lot of house shows and Main Event on that Cagematch listing, it looks the only thing he ever did on the main roster was a stint with Hurt Business tagging with Shelton Benjamin

burned eight years of this man's career

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTDcQyh0cck

# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 05:27

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

There's still a TV deal gap for Raw between October and the Netflix deal until January, right? I'm sure the TKO/WWE execs believe they'll figure something out but what if they don't? Stream it on UFC Fight Pass? Twitter? Something even funnier?

# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 00:12

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

1glitch0 posted:

I assume they'll work out an extension with USA since they still have an ongoing relationship with them for Smackdown, but who knows.

That is the most likely thing but I want something really dumb and funny to happen.

# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 05:09

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

The funny thing about this isn't that the Rock is a jerk, it's that people are talking about it in public. He's fuckin' done in Hollywood, enjoy reliving Hulk Hogan's final run

# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 18:11

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

That Ronda thread all seems about right, she was never gonna get Brock/Roman perks and travel so it's kinda dumb to be mad about that but lol at

"Ronda was told time makes money and not matches in which she responded �what type of money does an 8 minute entrance make� referring to Roman�s entrance"

# ¿ May 10, 2024 14:59

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# ¿ May 18, 2024 20:14

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

MJeff posted:

Apparently the 20 minutes over was for the entire segment, including entrances and whatnot.

which makes it even funnier that in Ronda's book she asks "what kind of money does an 8 minute entrance make" about Roman Reigns lol

# ¿ May 11, 2024 07:26

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