WWE General Thread: He woo'd directly into a blind grandmother's face.

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Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

That Dang Dad posted:

Chicken? guess he should've DUCKED

Wrestling has more than one royal fowlmily.

# ¿ Apr 5, 2023 20:16

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 00:40

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Chris James 2 posted:

holy poo poo

# ¿ Apr 5, 2023 21:03

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Codependent Poster posted:

I think last time they had the networks do it which had Cleatus the Football Robot in one of the draft rooms.

i believe that was 4 years ago, unless they did it again

# ¿ Apr 8, 2023 04:10

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

we're gonna have to goldmine this one too

# ¿ Apr 9, 2023 00:03

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Cody vs Jobbers class action lawsuit match

# ¿ Apr 18, 2023 17:04

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

look what they did to my poor sweet boy

# ¿ Apr 19, 2023 03:05

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stab posted:

Create a new technology

stabsbutt.com

# ¿ Apr 22, 2023 02:31

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MorningMoon posted:

# ¿ Apr 25, 2023 02:50

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

they trying to tell me someone would draft austin theory over a double pick of both KO and Sami? aren't they tag champs too? naw, this is bullshit.

# ¿ May 2, 2023 02:37

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

I imagine Sami being allowed in KSA is only because they're gonna watch him lose a belt.

# ¿ May 13, 2023 21:42

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Mons Hubris posted:

Everyone else should be punished for being on the roof when they�re not allowed up there

my landlord sent me a text about this last week

# ¿ May 16, 2023 06:47

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

lol

Also, good reminder that imgur is dying, I can see this on my phone but not on my computer. (Shard, didn't you mention something like that recently?)

I've been using https://postimages.org/ as an alternative

# ¿ May 18, 2023 04:33

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Kraven the Hunter is Paul anytime he's asked about Vince being back

# ¿ May 18, 2023 17:33

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# ¿ May 27, 2023 19:29

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Julio Cruz posted:

ADRENALINE
IN MY SOUL
EPIC FEUD
AGAINST A MOLE

but they promised they wouldn't use regal on-screen

# ¿ May 30, 2023 22:17

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Shard posted:

https://twitter.com/_kennythoughts/status/1663213436598116353?t=uxQ2NQK1lzvd4Xv4MadvCNbI07-YXGU41t63eRolrok&s=19

lmao

# ¿ May 31, 2023 00:46

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Cody is perfect for the Mysterioverse

# ¿ Jun 7, 2023 04:32

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

it's the same loving belt every time

# ¿ Jun 10, 2023 05:31

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

concerning amount of engagement happening with the fed these days, let me know if i can do anything to help

# ¿ Jul 3, 2023 17:59

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JUNGLE BOY posted:

Assign a poster to write a �So You Want To Get Into WWE� primer guide to help the clueless here out

congratulations JUNGLE BOY, you've got the job

# ¿ Jul 3, 2023 18:11

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Pylons posted:

I don't know how much a "So you want to get into WWE" thread is necessary since they beat you over the head with every story beat on commentary.

They'll beat you over the head with story beats that don't even exist. It should really be a "How to avoid getting gaslit by WWE if you're just getting into it" thread.

# ¿ Jul 4, 2023 22:49

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

I thought that was gonna be a Chad Gable clip but it turned out to be the bad Gable

# ¿ Jul 5, 2023 03:22

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

John Cena is correct, you can be champion without the title, but you need a whole hell of a lot of other poo poo instead and Cody's not getting that either.

# ¿ Jul 7, 2023 23:16

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Every McDonald's plays a looped audio track of people saying "Yum yum yum gobble gobble gobble mmmmm delicious"

# ¿ Jul 9, 2023 22:13

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Rarity posted:

Somebody once told me Tony was gonna blow me
And the Elite would all poo poo the bed
Kenny looking like a clog got bitten for a dog
Mox will bleed out all the way till he's dead

Well the rating's dropping and it don't stop dropping
The numbers in freefall your promotion is flopping
Booking's nonsense there's no sense of fun
Just for the smarks that is really dumb
Too much to learn, the history
So where's all the vid recaps for me?
I'll never know, won't have a go
I'll never try watching the show

But wow, you got five stars, Omega and Ospreay
But wow, though you're not stars, you're getting buy rates
Time to work up North instead
Only real stars in the Fed

It's a cold world but Eddie doesn't matter
He's bundled up now, but still he gets fatter
Here's the Young Bucks, time for another botch
Judging by the time, you could set your watch
Are they really pushing the Dark Order?
Nothing on Earth could make us more boreder
It's a trashfire, a poo poo parade
That's the way I like it, drinking Hayterade

But wow, you got five stars, Omega and Ospreay
But wow, though you're not stars, you're getting buy rates
Time to work up North instead
Only real stars in the Fed

But wow, you got five stars, Omega and Ospreay
But wow, though you're not stars, you're getting buy rates
Time to work up North instead
Only real stars

Somebody once asked is Maxwell on the for gas?
He needs to get himself out of this place
He'll say, "Yup", bidding war
The biggest thing in twenty twenty four
You can have Cody back in exchange

Well the rating's dropping and it don't stop dropping
The numbers in freefall your promotion is flopping
Booking's nonsense there's no sense of fun
Just for the smarks that is really dumb
Too much to learn, the history
So where's all the vid recaps for me?
I'll never know, won't have a go
I'll never try watching the show

But wow, you got five stars, Omega and Ospreay
But wow, though you're not stars, you're getting buy rates
Time to work up North instead
Only real stars in the Fed

Time to work up North instead
Only real stars in the Fed

this is the only reason the wwf thread still exists

# ¿ Jul 10, 2023 16:36

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

I don't think CP is defending the product and culture at all, it sounds like they just wish they could laugh at it with us instead of a bunch of "lol if you think I'm watching that garbage," so I can see being frustrated by the overwhelming stance here.

I think a good rule of thumb might be that if you want to discuss something that happened on WWE TV earnestly, you should post a clip! At least for me, I'll usually click on something if somebody thought it was worth talking about, but I'm never going out of my way to find an episode of raw. I'd probably flip through this 40min bullshit to see how stupid it was if there was a quick link.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2023 16:47

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Dude's always had a ton of charisma. Eli Drake was great during that brief period when Corgan's NWA was good.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2023 02:07

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Dewone "The Coke" Joltson

# ¿ Jul 18, 2023 22:55

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Astro7x posted:

I still don't understand the LA Knight hype. When I hear him talk he sounds like someone doing an impersonation of Stone Cold and The Rock combined.

then you understand it perfectly

# ¿ Jul 21, 2023 17:56

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 00:40

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

History Comes Inside! posted:

Yeah

# ¿ Jul 21, 2023 18:11

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