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Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!

Bad Purchase posted:

any bowsette in this one?

This is an important inquiry

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Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
Bowsette is if Bowser was a huge lady with giant fukkin cans fyi btw

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Vakal posted:

Yoshi's are the mushroom kingdom version of deer. Kill as many as you want, there will always be more.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Lt. Cock posted:

Bowsette is if Bowser was a huge lady with giant fukkin cans fyi btw

:stare:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Lol at this guy who doesn’t know about Bowsette

BeastOfTheEdelwood
Feb 27, 2023

Led through the mist, by the milk-light of moon, all that was lost is revealed.
Planning to see it this weekend. I'm not expecting a great movie, but I am obligated to see it. You know, for the lore.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Tnuctip posted:

Mario is more fun than sonic :shrug:

What the gently caress

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
This just came up in my Google home page

Haha Nintendo getting clowned on "down the drain" lmfao

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I’m going to see it with the kid next week. Seems like some mindless fun, not everything needs to be serious grimdark megaplot.

It’s takes like these that are going to keep the Mario cinematic universe from flourishing >:[

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Dixville posted:

This just came up in my Google home page

Haha Nintendo getting clowned on "down the drain" lmfao

Nothing will top their headline of "Headless Body in Topless Bar"

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Lt. Cock posted:

Bowsette is if Bowser was a huge lady with giant fukkin cans fyi btw

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

It's always very funny when people get angry at Rotten Tomatoes, a completely neutral aggregate, because a movie they like is at 50% critic rating. They act as if though this means the critics are giving a movie a 50% score instead of the reality where 50% of the reviews are positive and 50% are negative. The way RT weighs this for different rating systems or non-rating reviews can be iffy, but people are just insanely loving stupid. That 50% doesn't mean the movie is like a 2/4 star movie, it means half the critics liked it and half didn't, a good number of the half that did like it could have given it a 4/4.

The fact that get angry at critics is dumb as gently caress period. Sorry someone has different standards than you? Sorry your taste in movies didn't get validated? Why cry like a bitch about it? Anti-critic people are loving dumb.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Find a critic that you agree with 95% of the time and then ignore everyone else.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

I happen to be a critic of critics and as such am critical of other's critiques.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

goatface posted:

Find a critic that you agree with 95% of the time and then ignore everyone else.

drat, I went the other way and only listen to the Nostalgia Critic

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

N. Senada posted:

drat, I went the other way and only listen to the Nostalgia Critic

Quick, cancel it out by listening to the Nostalgia Critic Critic.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

N. Senada posted:

drat, I went the other way and only listen to the Nostalgia Critic

A fate worse then death

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

It's always very funny when people get angry at Rotten Tomatoes, a completely neutral aggregate, because a movie they like is at 50% critic rating. They act as if though this means the critics are giving a movie a 50% score instead of the reality where 50% of the reviews are positive and 50% are negative. The way RT weighs this for different rating systems or non-rating reviews can be iffy, but people are just insanely loving stupid. That 50% doesn't mean the movie is like a 2/4 star movie, it means half the critics liked it and half didn't, a good number of the half that did like it could have given it a 4/4.

The fact that get angry at critics is dumb as gently caress period. Sorry someone has different standards than you? Sorry your taste in movies didn't get validated? Why cry like a bitch about it? Anti-critic people are loving dumb.

I think if a film I'm interested in seeing ends up having poor scores in BOTH the audience and critic rating then that'll usually make me at least wait until its out on streaming rather than wasting money on it in theater. If either the critic or audience score is at least decent then I think its worth giving it a shot

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:
Where is Putty? What are his thoughts?

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I think if a film I'm interested in seeing ends up having poor scores in BOTH the audience and critic rating then that'll usually make me at least wait until its out on streaming rather than wasting money on it in theater. If either the critic or audience score is at least decent then I think its worth giving it a shot

Hope you’re never interested in Christian schlock then

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I watched National Treasure yesterday guess what movie I'm gonna watch this weekend.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Those property brothers aren't even related! What a scam

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
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Hey anyone else think the bit around halfway through where Mario spends a few minutes singing about his 4 strength 4 stam leatherbelt was too long?

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Colonel Cancer posted:

Those property brothers aren't even related! What a scam

mario was from a long time ago, they couldn't legally get married like they wanted to so they just told everyone that they're "brothers"

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Mario Brothers and Luigi S. Mansion are best friends who are also plumbers.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The Mario Brothers, they committed sodomia

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

The Mario Brothers, they committed sodomia

Mama mia!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
The Brothers Mario

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
chris pratt sucks rear end

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

The Brothers Mario

i fratelli Mario

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Robo Reagan posted:

chris pratt sucks rear end

That's what makes him such a great lover.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Yeah I've been real heavy on the Doobie Brothers as of late, OP.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Hooked on the brothers I mean I put the brothers on suspension hooks

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


What's up with phonics lately?

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose
Wake me up when they make a R rated Captain N movie

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The Mario made a lot of money. So expect more.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
I preferred "hooked on the brothers 4: laying pipe"

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The wicked brothers

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
Yoshi is a queer icon

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Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Birdo is a queer icon

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