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POWELL CURES KIDS
Aug 26, 2016

Flying car supporters - WAKE UP please!

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Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


*flying out on a helicopter ladder as the thread explodes behind me*

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
Person in coma who's filtering my words in the waking world through their dreams....WAKE UP Please!

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Hmmm, if to live some must be harmed then why not simply kill and eat Nazis?

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

vyelkin posted:

oh also just in case this wasn't all a bit, it's a myth that reparations from Versailles wrecked the interwar German economy. Germany intentionally wrecked its own economy to try and get out of paying reparations, and when they decided to stop intentionally wrecking their own economy it recovered just fine until the Great Depression meant US banks stopped loaning Germany money and they wrecked their own economy again doing austerity which opened the door for the Nazis. Great historical analogy OP.
yeah, the actual issues with versailles was that it wasn't harsh enough. the german-speaking territories of central europe should've been split three-ways, with each state getting a different treatment to encourage internal german division. the prussian state would get it the worst, the hanoverian the best, and the bavarian landing somewhere in the middle.

this solution also applies to america, splitting white america into four tiers of guilt:

tier 1: mayflower descendant-style americans: full wealth confiscation, permanently reduced social credit score, permanent wage garnish to pay for future reparations
tier 2: post-civil war immigrants: permanently reduced social credit score, permanent wage garnish
tier 3: post-civil rights immigrants: permanent wage garnish
tier 4: post-obama immigrants: wage garnish during any period with a republican president

A Buttery Pastry has issued a correction as of 18:34 on Apr 6, 2023

POWELL CURES KIDS
Aug 26, 2016

Buck Wildman posted:

*flying out on a helicopter ladder as the thread explodes behind me*

aw poo poo, he got us didn't he

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

POWELL CURES KIDS posted:

aw poo poo, he got us didn't he

next time on Let's Play CSPAM - Universal Health Care

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Jokes on you I wanted to be completely immolated and ripped apart by shrapnel and debris

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
Probation
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A Buttery Pastry posted:

yeah, the actual issues with versailles was that it wasn't harsh enough. the german-speaking territories of central europe should've been split three-ways, with each state getting a different treatment to encourage internal german division. the prussian state would get it the worst, the hanoverian the best, and the bavarian landing somewhere in the middle.

this solution also applies to america, splitting white america into four tiers of guilt:

tier 1: mayflower descendant-style americans: full wealth confiscation, permanently reduced social credit score, permanent wage garnish to pay for future reparations
tier 2: post-civil war immigrants: permanently reduced social credit score, permanent wage garnish
tier 3: post-civil war immigrants: permanent wage garnish
tier 4: post-obama immigrants: wage garnish during any period with a republican president

how do you distinguish between tier 2 and 3

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
sleeper-WAKE UP please!

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Actually nevermind, go back to bed

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Jaxyon posted:

how do you distinguish between tier 2 and 3

break spaghetti in front of them

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

its time for china to take over

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Jaxyon posted:

how do you distinguish between tier 2 and 3
it was supposed to say civil rights

Acelerion
May 3, 2005

listen buddy, save it for the democratic primary

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
Probation
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redneck nazgul posted:

break spaghetti in front of them

accurate for my family, accepted

achtungnight
Oct 5, 2014
I get my fun here. Enjoy!
Clearly here no one is paying attention except me. Oh well.

vyelkin- I actually hoped people would see and think about that line. Didn't expect someone to actually latch onto it and not think about the rest of what I said. Especially an administrator of the forum. Wow.

Clearly, I was misinformed about a lot of people here. But I still will not reconsider my stance. I hope anyone who actually reads my words will properly consider them.

Closing this thread for real now, hope history agrees with me that the idiots should not win.

achtungnight has issued a correction as of 19:32 on Apr 6, 2023

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

achtungnight posted:

Clearly here no one is paying attention except me. Oh well.

lmao that you reopened this thread so you could edit in "except me" and then closed it again

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
reparation idea, what if we enslave white people for a few hundred years instead?

simple

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry
yeah op it’s the children who are wrong

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

achtungnight posted:

Clearly here no one is paying attention except me. Oh well.

Pay attention to this: ur a collaborator bitch

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007
Probation
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Xaris posted:

reparation idea, what if we enslave white people for a few hundred years instead?

simple

we tried it with the irish and they all became cops (unparalleled success)


vyelkin posted:

lmao that you reopened this thread so you could edit in "except me" and then closed it again

posting energy off the charts

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


achtungnight posted:

Clearly here no one is paying attention except me. Oh well.

lol what a little punk you are

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry
should’ve stopped at rattle and hum night

achtungnight
Oct 5, 2014
I get my fun here. Enjoy!
I don't collaborate with evil. Nor with those who ignore and label.

Clearly both sides here need to realize something.

In the words of a famous former angel-

"Your war is arrogance. That makes it evil. That makes it mine."

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007
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achtungnight posted:

I don't collaborate with evil. Nor with those who ignore and label.

Clearly both sides here need to realize something.

In the words of a famous former angel-

"Your war is arrogance. That makes it evil. That makes it mine."

was it criss angel?

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

byumnp

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

:synpa:

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
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achtungnight posted:

I don't collaborate with evil. Nor with those who ignore and label.

Clearly both sides here need to realize something.

In the words of a famous former angel-

"Your war is arrogance. That makes it evil. That makes it mine."

hey remember that time you clutched pearls that the blacks might not spend money in the way you want them to?

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

op please dont close this thread again

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

redneck nazgul posted:

OP do you think we need a WAACP

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

dont know which thread is better this one, or the d&d porn one

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014
reparations for the entire global south

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007
Probation
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Gunshow Poophole posted:

should’ve stopped at rattle and hum night

I know this is objectively correct but the album opens with bono going "charles manson stole this song from the beatles......... we're stealin it back" and every time I hear it I emit the doom guy hurt noise

Necrobama
Aug 4, 2006

by the sex ghost
You dumbass!

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

AnimeIsTrash posted:

the d&d porn one

troubling

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007
Probation
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ELTON JOHN posted:

reparations for the entire global south

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
hmm good point OP, people might spend their money on the wrong console with the wrong kind of ram (xbox) instead of buying a nintendo switch.

ok i'm now convinced, no reparations

Necrobama
Aug 4, 2006

by the sex ghost
Reparations would be bad and CNN agrees with me so I must be right, I am smarter than all of you simpletons!

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Turtle Sandbox
Dec 31, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Woke Mind Virus posted:

can i get a tldr

He's a stupid CHUD.

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