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mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

i mean there’s a certain amount of irony-analogue in the choice that is supposedly the best all-around replacement and best tolerated being the one that causes me personally the most distress

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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

do you know any good irony analogues now that you mention it? alcohols maybe?

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


fart simpson posted:

do you know any good irony analogues now that you mention it? alcohols maybe?

liver tastes pretty irony

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

fart simpson posted:

do you know any good irony analogues now that you mention it? alcohols maybe?

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

caffeine increases combat fatigue? learn something every day

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

mediaphage posted:

it’s still in shampoo

didn't do poo poo for my dry scalp

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Silver Alicorn posted:

didn't do poo poo for my dry scalp

you’re sudsing it wrong

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Silver Alicorn posted:

didn't do poo poo for my dry scalp

its to reduce itch

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

DELETE CASCADE posted:

quaff a diet coke and get back to me on your horny/aspartame status

diet coke can ligma balls. get that garbage out if here.

DELETE CASCADE posted:

quaff a diet coke and get back to me on your horny/aspartame status

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Silver Alicorn posted:

didn't do poo poo for my dry scalp

u have seborrheic dermatitis op

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

fart simpson posted:

caffeine increases combat fatigue? learn something every day

that must be why I can’t seem to pull off a domination victory in civ 6.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

fart simpson posted:

u have seborrheic dermatitis op

yeah it’s sucks. I’ve mostly got it under control though

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Silver Alicorn posted:

yeah it’s sucks. I’ve mostly got it under control though

same

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
I rarely touch the stuff except whenever I work at a place that stocks free diet coke I go beast mode on it and drink it way too much

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
coke zero owns

diet coke not so much but its ok

diet lift is where it's at

I live for that poo poo

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
diet coke? i’d rather drink my own piss. it’s very sweet for some reason??

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
my canned coffee for today has sucralose in it.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
Diet Coke tastes like a robot was asked to synthesize real coke

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

MrMoo posted:

Stevia coke, usually in a green bottle/can, took the longest to appear out of all the sweeteners. That’s about all I know about it.



Stevia was not legal as a food additive in the USA until quite recently.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

President Beep posted:

diet coke? i’d rather drink my own piss. it’s very sweet for some reason??

your piss? might want to get that checked out.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
If you love getting twitchy from caffeine don't sleep on coke with coffee zero, its like 3 bucks a can but it's so good.

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

Silver Alicorn posted:

Diet Coke tastes like a robot was asked to synthesize real coke

I know it’s objectively terrible. but I started drinking it one day because it was there and free and now I can’t help myself

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

mediaphage posted:

they’re sort of old and bitter (like how you get if you only use stevia) in comparison to the options available today.

really progress is happening much too fast, we are running the risk of things getting out of control and having the entire universe flavored cloyingly sweet. i propose a 6 month pause on developing new sweeteners until we can sort all this out.

Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe
i'm drinking a coke zero right now. It tastes a lot like regular coke, so pretty meh.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

MrMoo posted:

Stevia coke, usually in a green bottle/can, took the longest to appear out of all the sweeteners. That’s about all I know about it.



hamas cola

fart simpson posted:

is this the good one

allulose akbar

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

post hole digger posted:

hamas cola

allulose akbar

do the proceeds go to hamas? where can i buy this

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Silver Alicorn posted:

Diet Coke tastes like a robot was asked to synthesize real coke

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

DELETE CASCADE posted:

quaff a diet coke and get back to me on your horny/aspartame status

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Diet Coke is a real mans soda

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

DELETE CASCADE posted:

quaff a diet coke and get back to me on your horny/aspartame status

maybe I will

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

BONGHITZ posted:

Diet Coke is a real mans soda

its the official drink of elon musk (caffeine free, preferably flat because of the bubbles) and donald trump (riding that crazy caffeine highway)

DELETE CASCADE
Oct 25, 2017

i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003
bill clinton liked diet coke too, it's bipartisan

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
often at the supermarket the diet drinks are sold out, which makes no sense to me, because they have twice as much shelf area dedicated to the normal poisonous sugar version, which never sell out

common sense tells me that diet drinks are more popular than the supermarket wants to admit. if they keep selling out then just order more? supermarkets are idiots they put no time or energy into planning what food to put on the shelves

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

fart simpson posted:

do the proceeds go to hamas? where can i buy this

All profits of the coca cola corporation go to hamas now as part of their woke anti western agenda

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
A flat caffeine free diet coke is some real sicko poo poo

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Salt Fish posted:

A flat caffeine free diet coke is some real sicko poo poo

well sure. gotta simmer it until it almost but not quite boils

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

DELETE CASCADE posted:

bill clinton liked diet coke too, it's bipartisan

pretty sure bill is a pepsi man

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

mediaphage posted:

well sure. gotta simmer it until it almost but not quite boils

mulled pop

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


https://www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/mulled-dr-pepper/

quote:

When neighbors or friends visit us on a chilly evening, I'll serve this warm Dr Pepper with it's spicy undertones along side ham sandwiches and deviled eggs. —Bernice Morris, Marshfield, Missouri

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

welp, that’s the most midwest thing I’ve read today.

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