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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Two hours of prime wrestling action as not only do we have Rampage, but it's immediately followed by a new Battle of the Belts!

First, on RAMPAGE, a battle for a belt!*

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1644087868258754560?s=20

HOOK defeated "All Ego" Ethan Page this past Weds on Dynamite, though the win wasn't without controversy as Page's Firm member** Matt Hardy turned on him and clonked him the FTW World Title. Well, Page wants to prove that he can defeat the undefeated HOOK, and this time, not only is the FTW World title on the line, but it will be contested under FTW rules! And what are FTW rules? Let's hear it straight from the man who invented the FTW World Title, TAZ:

https://twitter.com/OfficialTAZ/status/1644113562367934466?s=20

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1644424553764909056?s=20

In another match featuring a Firm member***, "Taiga Style" Lee Moriarty will be going one on one with one of the pillars of AEW, the two time former TNT Champion, Darby Allin. Allin is looking ahead for a inevitable show down with the AEW World Champion MJF, but he shouldn't underestimate Moriarty. Moriarty's group also has ties to MJF; could Moriarty be acting as a hired muscle, looking to take Allin out of the title picture?

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1643999502943264768?s=20

These two competitors have never liked one another, but after the three way trios match several weeks ago, the animosity between The JAS's Anna JayAS and The House of Black's Julia Hart has reached the boiling point!**** And tonight, they're going to finally square off! Anna's no stranger to spookiness, having once been a member of The Dark Order, but The House of Black is on a whole other level*****. Will Hart's newfound vicious be overwhelming?

https://twitter.com/AEWonTV/status/1644431097084932098?s=20

Daddy Magic Matt Menard and Angelo Parker got their answer to whether or not The Acclaimed were going to join The JAS, and that answer was a resounding "No!". But the duo known as 2point0 aren't taking "No" for an answer, and have booked themselves in an eight man tag team match with The Acclaimed as their partners. Will this last ditch effort be enough to convince The Acclaimed to join them?

Also:

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1644150499384389633?s=20

Swerve Strickland isn't done with Keith Lee, not by a long shot. And while Keith may have taken out the rest of The Mogul Affiliates, Swerve has been promising that he has something else up his sleeves. Will his announcement tonight reveal what that is?

https://twitter.com/MarkSterlingEsq/status/1644326590245994498?s=20

There's been a lot of shenanigans going on recently between TBS Champion Jade Cargill and newcomer Taya Valkyrie, and tonight, they will face off in a sit down interview.

And speaking of Jade, let's move on to:

BATTLE OF THE BELTS VI

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1644044802793566221?s=20

Jade defends the TBS Championship against the 18 year old wunderkind****** Billie Starkz! Starkz has made quite the name for herself on the indy circuit. Could she be the one to finally dethrone the undefeated Cargill, or will she be yet another one of Jade's conquests?

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1644082552687271939?s=20

Last Friday at ROH's Supercard of Honor pape, The Lucha Bros won an incredible ladder match******* to become the new ROH World Tag Team champions! Now, a mere week later, they defend those titles against the newly formed duo of QT Marshall and the TNT Champion Powerhouse Hobbs! Are the champions at hundred percent after that brutal bout? Will they be able to retain, or will this match end with Hobbs holding a second championship?

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1643984406434947072?s=20

For a man whose whole personality is shrugs, Orange Cassidy has proved himself to be a fighting champion, defending the AEW International title on an almost nearly weekly basis. And tonight is no different, as he defends it against Dralistico! Has the constant title defenses begun to wear down the champion? We've seen it before, with TNT Champions Darby Allin and Cody Rhodes********. Will tonight see a member of LFI finally capture AEW gold, or will the champion once again prevail?


Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to take a nap so I can watch these tonight.



*Confusing, huh?
**I'm never going to tire of this gag
***Told ya
****Has there ever been a pape called Boiling Point? If not, I call dibs.
*****A deep, deep, dark level.
******No, not Alex Wright. Don't get your hopes up.
*******4 3/4 stars from Uncle Dave!
********Cluck-cluck.

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Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

No way will there be something as cool as the barbed wire crown of thorns this year

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Actually planning to watch on a Friday for once because this is a cool card

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo
drat. cool

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo
gonna pause this poo poo at the start so i can make ice cream and skip commercials. y'all ain't selling me poo poo.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


I tuned in too early and saw the Paul walker tribute and now I’m sad

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
it's the battle i've been waiting for

except i've been up and doing stuff since 8am and i work in the morning tomorrow so im very sleepy

bartok
May 10, 2006



For Paul

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Davros1 posted:

****Has there ever been a pape called Boiling Point? If not, I call dibs.

There have been lots!

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Every title is changing hands tonight. Even the ones not being defended

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I am pissed I am not there live this is going to be an eventful show :(

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
I'm excited for Rampage / BoTB

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
jobber entrance for ethan

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
lol Ethan Page is still All Ready In the Ring

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
New FTW Champion in the ring right now.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

it's nowhere near a cody neck tat, but I do think HOOK's torso tattoo was a bad move

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



HOOK

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
its hook

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Big if true.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


We new Jacking?

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

awww i was hoping they would keep the music playing

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

PLAY THE MUSIC THE ENTIRE TIME!

Edit: BOOOOOO!!!!

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

dromal phrenia posted:

it's nowhere near a cody neck tat, but I do think HOOK's torso tattoo was a bad move

Hahaha holy poo poo could I not agree with you more

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
gently caress yeah keep hte music going

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
Hook getting the new jack treatment

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Nope

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
BOOO

bartok
May 10, 2006



gently caress him up Hook

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
ECW ECW ECW

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible




Wow!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"I think Sabu is still upset about that outcome!"

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Hook just loving destroying everyone

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Should've kept the music going!

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Loving these crowd members

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Becky Lynch in the crowd there looking horrified to see all this violence up close.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
love this crowd lmao

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MorningMoon posted:

love this crowd lmao

That one dude grabbing his buddy and giving him a noogie he was so pumped up :lol:

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Got home from my date in time for Rampage! :woop:

Got home from my date in time for Rampage :(

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
lol that poor security guard

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