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Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit
Just found out my best friend has other friends in his life and since I can't just kill them all I'm going to be taking new best friend applications.

Do u have other friends:
Will u watch the never ending story with me every weekend?
Are u allergic to ginger?

I WILL REVIEW AND SELECT 1 (ONE) NEW BEST FRIEND BASED ON APPLICANT RESULTS

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Pastel Candy Snake posted:

Do u have other friends:

No

Pastel Candy Snake posted:

Will u watch the never ending story with me every weekend?

Absolutely not

Pastel Candy Snake posted:

Are u allergic to ginger?

No

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Do u have other friends?
Ikanreed


Will u watch the never ending story with me every weekend?
Male

Are u allergic to ginger?
Blue cross blue shield

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Pastel Candy Snake posted:

Do u have other friends:

Just William Harry Henrytaint and nom epique

Pastel Candy Snake posted:

Will u watch the never ending story with me every weekend?

I can commit to watching half on a Tuesday over lunch and the other half the following Thursday

Pastel Candy Snake posted:

Are u allergic to ginger?

Hell naw

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

I don't have any friends OP

I'll watch Neverending Story every weekend but only if it can be my VHS copy at least 1/2 of the weekends (you need a VCR I don't have one)

I have a whole-rear end root of fresh ginger in my fridge right now

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009
Before spending the time to make an application, I need more details of the salary that a successful candidate will receive. Also, what benefits are associated with this “best friend “ position?

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
when i visited my relatives in canada they had ginger ale at the supermarket that was incredibly spicy and it was amazing. any ginger ale you can get here is always incredibly anaemic even if it's marketed as spicy

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Hammerite posted:

when i visited my relatives in canada they had ginger ale at the supermarket that was incredibly spicy and it was amazing. any ginger ale you can get here is always incredibly anaemic even if it's marketed as spicy



This is what you want. Walmart has it in the "foreign foods" section (in Canada at least).

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Pastel Candy Snake posted:

Just found out my best friend has other friends in his life and since I can't just kill them all I'm going to be taking new best friend applications.

Do u have other friends:
Will u watch the never ending story with me every weekend?
Are u allergic to ginger?

I WILL REVIEW AND SELECT 1 (ONE) NEW BEST FRIEND BASED ON APPLICANT RESULTS

no and no

NEXT QUESTIONS

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

I have lots of friends already OP I shan't be wasting time applying to be yours

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I don’t think it’s possible to be allergic to ginger op

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I got diarrhea

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.
you should list benefits on your job listing if you want people to apply op. like whether you have cute feet or not

Pastel Candy Snake posted:

Do u have other friends:

no

Pastel Candy Snake posted:

Will u watch the never ending story with me every weekend?

if you have cute feet and i can touch them during the movie sure

Pastel Candy Snake posted:

Are u allergic to ginger?

nope, ginger rocks

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


No, no, no. Nothing wrong with the never ending story but as your best friend I feel like it'd be my duty to steer you towards some exciting alternatives from time to time.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

what about The Neverending Story XVX: Rockbiter's Revenge followed by Herman Munster Goes to Brooklyn starring Sherman Hemsley

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
ive rimmed loyalty.....technically

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Pastel Candy Snake posted:

Do u have other friends:
Yes

quote:

Will u watch the never ending story with me every weekend?
Is that the one where they fuse together to fight Janemba

quote:

Are u allergic to ginger?
No, and I am aware of many fine retail outlets for our crop!

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
i was gonna apply but after reading your questions i changed my mind sorry op not my type

your avatar still rules though

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Im not allergic to ginger but i have a reaction to it as a suppository, does this preclude me from fellowship

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Nooner posted:

I got diarrhea

that;'s nasty

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

Im not allergic to ginger but i have a reaction to it as a suppository, does this preclude me from fellowship

Yes, and now I think I need to rephrase my original question bc this is honestly my real concern.

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Your dad, tight butthole, hung?

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I am also looking for a best friend.

BUT

I am also looking for a nemesis to blame my many failings on.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

McGavin posted:



This is what you want. Walmart has it in the "foreign foods" section (in Canada at least).

Yeah I think that's it. afaik it isn't sold anywhere in the uk which is too bad because it was really good

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



I have no friends because my favorite movie is Neverending Story 2 and I watch it every chance I get. I don't watch the whole thing though. I mostly fast forward around so anyone that actually wants to watch it is completely turned off because any narrative is lost on them.

Am I allergic to gingers?
Never met a red haired person going around that I didn't pants, punch in the throat, or take out to lunch.

How did I do? Are we married now? Can I move in?

naem
May 29, 2011



olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.
https://youtu.be/KE6vgKrdHzk

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



can I just be your facebook frenemie that stalks all your posts?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Pastel Candy Snake posted:

Just found out my best friend has other friends in his life and since I can't just kill them all I'm going to be taking new best friend applications.

Do u have other friends:
Will u watch the never ending story with me every weekend?
Are u allergic to ginger?

I WILL REVIEW AND SELECT 1 (ONE) NEW BEST FRIEND BASED ON APPLICANT RESULTS

The answer is "NO" to all of these OP. And I reject your future offer to be your best friend.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

I am allergic to ginger. I must decline your invitation.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

all that other poo poo sounds gay too

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Uh? Here's some speed dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKm1SXDJGHk

Wee fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Apr 8, 2023

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

I’ll be your worst friend, OP. I’ll never call, but you can call me, and sometimes I’ll even answer.

Extra row of tits
Oct 31, 2020

Pastel Candy Snake posted:

Just found out my best friend has other friends in his life and since I can't just kill them all I'm going to be taking new best friend applications.

Do u have other friends:
Will u watch the never ending story with me every weekend?
Are u allergic to ginger?

I WILL REVIEW AND SELECT 1 (ONE) NEW BEST FRIEND BASED ON APPLICANT RESULTS

I have one other friend. I don’t get to see her much.
I would watch that movie with you, I haven’t seen it or years.
I like ginger.

Question: Can I call you Snake?

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Extra row of tits posted:

I have one other friend. I don’t get to see her much.
I would watch that movie with you, I haven’t seen it or years.
I like ginger.

Question: Can I call you Snake?

Im not really looking for a best friend....but I'm really into the idea of someone referring to me as snake.....

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Dick Fontaine posted:

I’ll be your worst friend, OP. I’ll never call, but you can call me, and sometimes I’ll even answer.

Wow, judging by how the OP hasn't got back to any of the friends who posted in this thread yet, I think you two can actually be best friends

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im not here to make friends <:mad:>

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

numberoneposter posted:

im not here to make friends <:mad:>

we know

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

:flip::flipoff:

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